#I bet Athena Cykes has given a TED talk

[shitpostingkats]

Can you imagine what the podcast scene is like in the ace attorney universe. True crime especially. Give me the scripts of two bored college kids whose final semester project is this little audio show on the Dahlia Hawthorne murders but it ends up being like 70 episodes long because it keeps daisy chaining into other murder cases and the hosts come up with increasingly wild theories.

Maya making bank off everytime she’s in LA appearing on ghost hunting podcasts and the hosts being like “Today, we’re talking to the ghost of Abraham Lincoln!” *Maya’s voice, but in a startlingly good Abe Lincoln impression*: "It’s a pleasure.” and half the comments are like “This woman's a riot.”

A show called Case Precedent where every week they go over the story of a wild courtroom first and how it set a standard and they are BEGGING Phoenix Wright to be on their show because he’s involved in like half the stories they cover. Eventually he shows up and is like “Did you have to bully the Ghost Speakers to pay my assistant to pester me to appear on your podcast?” and they are like “YES, now TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU CROSS EXAMINED A PARROT.”