#I could go on and on with more or less imagimable ways to hurt him. but ALSO i couldnt stand it if anything happened to him lol
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When I first saw Astarion through posts he was everything I could've wanted: a twink, a vampire and have a White hair.
So imagine my dissapointment when I got to actually meet him and all I got is insufferable cunt.
#neo rants#Baldur's gate 3#astarion#YEAH I STILL DO LIKE HIM dont get me wrong. But he starts speaking and im like#Pushes him in the washing cycle not suitable for him#Grates him finely#Puts him in wood chopper#Squeezes him like a lemon#I could go on and on with more or less imagimable ways to hurt him. but ALSO i couldnt stand it if anything happened to him lol
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