#I didn’t feel like spending $800 and flying for 10+ hours to see some granddad I’ve never met give a speech at her 6th bridal shower
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Me, venting to friends about the terrible weddings I’ve been in: and that’s why I’ll never be a bridesmaid again if I can help it, cause even in best cases it’s a little terrible
My friends: yeah but you’ll still be in my wedding right??? I won’t be terrible 🥺🥺🥺
Me: right….
#news flash asshole. you’re gonna be terrible and not even know it#I have a list of two (2) people I would be in their wedding and one won’t ask me#the only reason the one good wedding I was in went decently is bc before accepting I asked her expectations and she didn’t lie#meanwhile everyone else says ‘no it’s okay you can’t attend XYZ’ and then a week after I don’t attend I get a crying phone call about why#I didn’t feel like spending $800 and flying for 10+ hours to see some granddad I’ve never met give a speech at her 6th bridal shower#eat my whole ass and never talk to me again bitch#ren rants#weddings suck
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