#I don't know why I made MC a middle aged Australian

[barbwritesstuff]

LET ME RAISE GAIUS AND GIVE HIM MODERN CHILDHOOD </3 I WILL WATCH ALL YOUR SOCCER GAMES MY LORD <////3

Your phone rings.

You: "G'day. Blackwell's Roadside Diner: You kill 'em, we grill 'em!"

Lucius: *with barely contained fury* "What have you done with the king?"

You: "Oh, he's fine. He's playing with the other sprogs. Go get em', your majesty!"

Lucius: "The... other... sprogs? You don't mean... children... do you?"

Meanwhile, Gaius is sitting in the middle of the soccer pitch, staring at all the kids running around him, having some vivid flashbacks to the punic wars.