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[krunkidile]

“Third Eye” is a Funny book I Wrote

Third Eye is a story about a bad-brain-good-boy named Nick who preforms a ritual to summon a chaotic-stupid succubus named Selena to his home, offering his soul in exchange for her services. Usually that would include pounding butts, and getting butt-pounded with extreme prejudice and maximum torque, but this dude was like, “yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard about video games?”

Somehow that begins a batshit stupid chain of events that leads them to become the bestest of friends who explore the many confusing, obtuse, thrilling, and delicious parts of human and demon life.

So yeah, I done wrote a book. It seemed like the next logical step in my creative works since I’ve only been making things with assets other people created from IPs that other people started. I really wanted to make a story that was my own so.. here it is;

A hundred-and-something page’d book about spaghetti and jokes about balls.

If you’d like to read it you can download the first book on Gumroad. It’s pay what you want so you can get it for free or whatever you think is fair.

And if you really like it, you can join the Patreon for the book. There's a bunch of posts about lore and world building exclusive to it, as well as the full version of an unhinged presentation on anime waifus I did to prove I know how to do good character design.

Speaking of, that’s what I’m trying to crowdfund with the Patreon. Aside from being able to pay bills, support is planned to be used to fund character design commissions and illustrations to give the books that “this isn’t just a bunch of dumb fuckin’ words, males ages 15-24. We got them fat demon tiddies, and dumbass good boys fer you to look at too!”

So if you thought any of the stuff where I wrote dialogue were good or just like my work you’d probably like this.

I will say though, this is an ADULT comedy. It’s not porn, there’s no turbo gore or hyper violence, and there’s no depictions of monstrous, heinous shit. But there are many fuck words, some word-based body horror, and there are many jokes about how sex is weird and goofy. Selena is a sex worker, and she may or may not spend an entire chapter writing erotic fan fiction about characters in a game she just heard about.

So you know, 18+ only and all that.

But please, read the book and hopefully enjoy it. I am being very vulnerable letting you read my secret diary, so please be nice and don’t make fun of my butt.