#I guess hobrintheus if you squint

[rainbowvamp]

hobrinthian nail polishing date with a movie playing in the background while they heckle each other.

the corinthian does some red to green multi-chrome because it’s complex. it has layers. hob’s like “i really like a glazed donut nail. think I'll give that a try”

corinthian ribs him about his “basic ass choices” (hob likes a frappacino! sue him!) and hob’s like “i date a guy with teeth for eyes how am i fucking basic?”

dream is in the corner, putting a matte topcoat on his black nails like “he is right my nightmare”

(he’s not a third wheel. it’s like having a couch date with their cat except their cat is the anthropomorphic personification of “will not socialize unless forced” (and dreams and nightmares or something))

the corinthian hands dream a holographic topper like “no one asked you my lord” and dream is pleased enough by the offering that he does not make a threat. he removes the matte topper with a thought and puts on the holo. 

hob kinda likes that and he steals it when dream is done. he leaves the glazed donut nails underneath. 

(dream misses the matte black so he puts another layer of matte over the holo topper. he is disappointed when he cannot have both matte black nails and highly sparkly glitter, but he values the matte more than the sparkles.)

Corinthian smears Hob's nails on purpose after Hob puts on the last top coat so he has to start over.

(Hob isn't mad because now that Corinthian has put on his last layer of top coats and it's dry to the touch, Corinthian is willing to do the nails himself.)

He does a black and gray holographic gradient on Hob's right hand and a purple base with a multi-chrome topper that matches corinthian's nails on his left hand.

Hob tries to go to the bathroom and corinthian tells him that he can hold it until the top coat dries or he can lose an eyeball.

hob stays seated. dream does not interfere.