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#I guess the githyanki creche isn’t exactly the mountain pass but still
okaymeg · 1 year
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the underdark: wow!!!! gnome prison break!!!! mushroom people!!!!! oh now we’re singing together!!!! that’s awesome!!!! cool lava monster!!!!! wow!!! adamantine forge!!!!!!!! having a great time with the team down here, keep it going, woohoohoo!
mountain pass: I am fucking sweating bullets at every moment. Any one of you might kill me based on the bylaws of a society I do not know and cannot comprehend. Not only my loyalties but the loyalties of all of my companions are being tested. No one has smiled or cracked a joke since we came in the front door. I am being asked to choose between the unconscionable and the impossible. Get me the fuck out of here before my sanity breaks in half
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