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handy-dandy-headcanons · 5 years

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Happy birthday Hazama!!!

SO IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED HAZAMA IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND NOW ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND NOW IVE FOUND MORE INFO ON HER FROM @ansatsu-database AND IM HAPPY

So there is a lot I wanna do for this, headcanons, my personal opinions, ships, everything! But I ended up writing a fic that took me a whole day so woo I hope you like it!

One thing thats always bothered me is how Hazama's backstory isn't as big as it could be considering Nagisa also has the shitty mother backstory, so it kinda shadows out. So i decided to write how i felt she would be and how the squad met her! So Happy birthday to Hazama, my favourite assclass character, have some angsty backstory....with fluff of course :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18724876/chapters/44413588

The fic is under the thing too :) Be warned for bad mothering- similar to Nagisa’s mother in the fic

"Kirara!" A woman's shrill voice echoed throughout the house waking up the young girl.

As she opened her eyes, Hazama groaned at the light seeping into her room, the light pink walls only amplifying the brightness. The pastel curtains were already open and as she woke up more, she could see the dress her mother picked out for her hanging from the curtain rail. The white dimante dress sparkled in the light, making her groan again. She only saw that dress twice a year; at Christmas and her birthday, and unfortunately for her, it was the latter.

Another yell echoed through the large house, making Hazama jump out of bed. She sighed sadly, as this year her birthday fell on the weekend, so she couldn't go to school to escape the hell that was her mother. She often found the concept humorous, going to school to escape home, even if she was in the lowest, most hated, and most ridiculed class. "I'm coming." She called back before glancing at the dress. Deciding against it, she went to brush her teeth before venturing downstairs.

The table was covered in gifts wrapped in pink paper with space for two people to sit still. In front of one of the spaces was a gorgeous breakfast, decorated with fruit and the likes. At the other space was a tall, slender woman with long black hair with a gentle, thin lipped smile on her pale face. Though upon seeing her daughter, the woman's rare smile instantly dropped. "Kirara, where is your dress? Did you not see it?"

Not surprised by the gifts, Hazama casually sat at her place and began eating the breakfast. "I didn't want to get it dirty whilst I opened gifts and ate food."

"You know that's not the rule, Kirara." The woman's face hardened, "You wear what is prepared, I only want to make you beautiful for your birthday." Kirara ignored her comment and kept stuffing her face with the, as much as she hated to admit it, delicious food. She was soon cut off with a fork slamming onto the table. The mother now towering over her daughter menacingly.

"You're not even saying Thankyou for the food I prepared, Kirara?"

The girl's grip tightened on her own fork as she glared down at the food. She was fourteen now, and though she still was too young to move out, a sudden rage bubbled in her. "Stop calling me by my first name, mother."

Earning a shocked glare, she continued. "I am not some sparkly bitch that you want me to be, and I won't stand for it anymore!"

There was a brief moment of tension between the two of them. Hazama's famous death glare was almost always beaten by her mother's wicked evil queen stare. She narrowed her eyes further, trying to assert her dominance, but was cut off with a sudden grip on her wrist. Letting out a yelp as her mother lifted her from the chair, she tried to pull away, but to no avail, the grip stayed firm.

Then the string of screaming came.

Words slapped the poor girl over and over again. With each hit, Hazama struggled out of the grip, only feeling more of an urge to get away after every word.

After what seemed like forever, the woman finally let go, but only to cause more destruction. As soon as she was free, Hazama ran to the other end of the room, only to turn and see her mother destroying all of her presents, working her way into hysterics.

Whilst she was distracted, Hazama grabbed her phone and slipped her shoes on, before she ran out of the front door, not turning back once.

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"Dude, that was awesome!" Muramatsu yelled as Yoshida skidded to a stop in front of him and Terasaka.

Yoshida grinned as he started wiping his bike down from the dusty dirt track. It wasn't unusual for the Terasaka gang to go dirtbiking in the woods in the evening; Yoshida sneaking a dirt bike out from the garage before meeting up with Terasaka and Muramatsu to do laps in the forest track. If anything, that was the only thing they did.

It began to get darker and the unanimous decision was made to head back, both before it got cold and before Yoshida's father noticed the bike was gone without permission.

"Did you see the drift I did?" Muramatsu kept poking his head around to look at the other two, "Well, did you?"

The two remained silent with smirks on their faces, pretending to ignore the blonde chef as he kept trying to get their attention.

"Come on guys. I know you're ignoring me for...some reason, dudes, talk to m-AH!" He yelped and jumped back when Yoshida dropped the bike on his foot.

The two broke into a sudden laughter, practically howling as Muramatsu hopped around holding his foot. Terasaka stumbled back as he laughed, falling over a log, which only made them all laugh harder. Yoshida tried to reach his hand down to Terasaka to help him up, but was suddenly shoved down with him by a jokingly annoyed Muramatsu. They kept wheezing as the blonde turned, declaring he would steal the bike as revenge.

"You guys are the worst." He walked over to the bike, earning another laugh, "I'm going to take this bike and..."

"And what? Ride it home and fall off another seven times?" Terasaka called over, making Yoshida wheeze harder.

With no reply, Terasaka sat up, only to see Muramatsu staring off into the trees. Once he could breathe, Yoshida sat up to see the same thing.

"Has he seen a ghost?" Yoshida raised an eyebrow as he stood up, reaching for the hand of Terasaka again. "Takuya, have you seen a ghost?"

There was a shake of his head, "I think it's Hazama? The girl who sits by us?"

Sharing a glance, the other two walked over to look. A few trees down, a slender girl was resting up against one, laying out casually as if she was asleep. Her dark short hair trailed across her pale face, confirming the suspicion of who it was.

"What's she doing out here?" Terasaka ventured towards her with Muramatsu in tow as Yoshida gathered his bike.

"Sleeping?"

"Well, duh."

They reached her and Terasaka gently shook her shoulder to wake her, recoiling back at how cold she was. As she woke up, a look of disgust crossed her face.

"I see the trolls of the forest have found me." She rubbed her eyes and shivered slightly as she sat up.

Terasaka crossed his arms, "Sleeping in a forest is going to attract some unwanted attention, what are you doing here?"

"I had an arguement with my mother and ran out, I must've taken a break and fell asleep." She wrapped her arms around her knees, "She was being a bitch, trying to make me some stupid sparkly thing that I'm most definitely not."

"Is that why she called you Kirara? Sparkly and glittery...yep I get it sorry, sorry." Muramatsu trailed off from Hazama's death glare boring into his soul.

"I don't particularly want to go home... she'll chew me out for running, then probably tell me I won't get my presents, even though she's destroyed half of them..." Hazama sighed.

"Presents? Is it your birthday?" Terasaka tilted his head, but got a nod from the girl in front of him. After a moment, he took his hoodie off and held it out to her.

"What's this?" She stared at it.

"A temporary birthday present, you're shivering." He put it on her shoulders before standing up and holding out his hand.

The others got the idea and smiled, "Yeah Hazama, crash with us tonight."

Hazama looked up at them, as they continued.

"Yeah, we can have a movie marathon and get one of those tray cakes and lots of popcorn!" Muramatsu grinned, "Do anything you want."

The girl looked at him then back at Terasaka's hand, before smiling and taking it to lift herself up. She wrapped the hoodie further around herself, already feeling more comfort with not only that but the new friends around her. Jokes and laughter followed them on the way back, Hazama already having a smile on her face from where being in this squad would take her.

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hueman-blog · 7 years

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Answering Personal Questions

I made a user I follow, @razzledazzlefoshazzle , answer all of these on his blog. I’m feeling guilty so I’m gonna do it too. I know none of you asked but HERE GOES MY PERSONAL INFO!!!

200: My crush’s name is: Averi  199: I was born in: Place? Lancaster, PA, USA. Year? 1999  198: I am really: Bored and unmotivated  197: My cellphone company is: Apple  196: My eye color is: Brown  195: My shoe size is: 8-9 Women’s US  194: My ring size is: Idk, something little  193: My height is: 5'4" I’m little  192: I am allergic to: Stupid people  191: My 1st car was: Never had one  190: My 1st job was: Cashier at California Tortilla (a fast food Mexican franchise around D.C.)  189: Last book you read: Cradle and All 188: My bed is: My safest place, my true home, and also too empty  187: My pet: Doesn’t do much  186: My best friend: Is my girlfriend  185: My favorite shampoo is: Shamu  184: Xbox or ps3: Deck of cards  183: Piggy banks are: Cute decoration, inefficient coin collector  182: In my pockets: I’m in pajamas  181: On my calendar: Work, as that’s the only thing in my life scheduled. Also a haircut within a few days  180: Marriage is: Great for legal benefits, stupid for expensive ceremonies  179: Spongebob can: Please end soon it turned idiotic long ago  178: My mom: Is abusive (sorry to bring the mood down)  177: The last three songs I bought were? Who buys songs anymore??  176: Last YouTube video watched: History of the World  175: How many cousins do you have? On my dad’s side, 8. On my mom’s side, no idea  174: Do you have any siblings? An older brother  173: Are your parents divorced? Nope  172: Are you taller than your mom? Probably not  171: Do you play an instrument? Nope  170: What did you do yesterday? Absolutely nothing just like every day

[ I Believe In ]  169: Love at first sight: Nope  168: Luck: Yes  167: Fate: Nope  166: Yourself: Not really  165: Aliens: Yeah there’s gotta be some life out there  164: Heaven: No  163: Hell: No  162: God: The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hell yes. Be boiled for your sins  161: Horoscopes: Nope and frankly if you do I find you uneducated  160: Soul mates: No  159: Ghosts: Nah  158: Gay Marriage: Believing??? In love,??? And commitment??????? Between two people???????? Obviously!  157: War: Never  156: Orbs: I believe in Orbeez  155: Magic: No it’s just science we can’t explain, or illusions we can’t see the entirety of

[ This or That ]  154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses  153: Drunk or High: Music  152: Phone or Online: Online on my phone  151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired  150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes  149: Hot or cold: Hot  148: Summer or winter: Summer  147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn  146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate  145: Night or Day: Night  144: Oranges or Apples: Apples  143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight  142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds  141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate  140: Mac or PC: Mac!!  139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip Flops  138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are opposites now?? I guess sweet and poor  137: Coke or Pepsi: Fruit Punch  136: Hillary or Obama: Obama  135: Burried or cremated: Cremated  134: Singing or Dancing: Singing  133: Coach or Chanel: Money to spend on actual useful things  132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who???  131: Small town or Big city: Big City  130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target  129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Both suck, but I’d choose Stiller  128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure. My feet are too ticklish  127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast USA  126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas, I don’t like being the center of attention  125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate  124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney  123: Yankees or Red Sox: What is a sport? How do??

[ Here’s What I Think About ]  122: War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing  121: George Bush: “Mr. President, what are your thoughts on Katrina?” “We’re gonna find her. And we’re gonna bring her to justice.“  120: Gay Marriage: Its a marriage between two people in love. Celebrate, but don’t go broke in one day  119: The presidential election: Media and rich people control it basically, and I’d rather it be an actual democratic popular vote. Trump is a clown and should have never won  118: Abortion: Its a woman’s right to choose. Personally I think the world is overpopulated anyway and more people should adopt rather than try to conceive  117: MySpace: Never had one  116: Reality TV: Scripted, not reality  115: Parents: Good or bad, they influence your whole life because they were there at the start. Mine went bad and ruined me  114: Back stabbers: Oh I love them- what?? They suck. No one should be betrayed like that  113: Ebay: Never used it but it got the ball rolling for Amazon  112: Facebook: I only use it to message/call my friends, and to see unlimited amounts of dogs  111: Work: It’s a necessary evil  110: My Neighbors: Quiet, the only one I met was a total bitch though  109: Gas Prices: I don’t drive  108: Designer Clothes: C'mon people there are way better uses for your money  107: College: Shouldn’t be expected of teenagers  106: Sports: Boring, overhyped, the players overpaid  105: My family: Worthless, judgmental pricks  104: The future: Uncertain

[ Last time I ]  103: Hugged someone: Sunday (3 days ago), when my friend picked me up from work  102: Last time you ate: Italian ice about 1.5 hours ago (8:15pm)  101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A month ago  100: Cried in front of someone: A month ago maybe??  99: Went to a movie theater: Many many months ago  98: Took a vacation: A year ago  97: Swam in a pool: Two years ago?  96: Changed a diaper: Never  95: Got my nails done: My 16th birthday I think (almost two years ago)  94: Went to a wedding: Eight years ago?  93: Broke a bone: Never  92: Got a peircing: I was 14 and got my ears pierced (almost 4 years ago)  91: Broke the law: Never  90: Texted: A minute ago

[ MISC ]  89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Brad. He’s so inappropriate but his jokes I cannot stop laughing at  88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Not paying bills other than Internet  87: The last movie I saw: Coraline  86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving to California  85: The thing im not looking forward to: Paying for rent in California  84: People call me: To friends: Lys. To family: Alyssa. To my girlfriend: Lyssy. To everyone else: annoying  83: The most difficult thing to do is: Get up out of bed every day  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope I do not drive  81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer  80: The first person i talked to today was: My friend Jessica  79: First time you had a crush: Preschool, this boy in my class Marshall  78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Myself  77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Yesterday, idk?  76: Right now I am talking to: My phone in the way of typing  75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Survive hopefully. I also wanna be a flight attendant  74: I have/will get a job: Have a job as assistant manager of an arcade  73: Tomorrow: I’m going food shopping and seeing my annoying cousin Barbara (she has two boyfriends and they both treat her like shit. It’s not poly it’s just cheating)  72: Today: I actually made a meal that was nice  71: Next Summer: I’ll be living in California  70: Next Weekend: I have to face my parents for the first time since February. I hate it  69: I have these pets: A ball of moss named Mo  68: The worst sound in the world: My girlfriend crying  67: The person that makes me cry the most is: My father  66: People that make you happy: My girlfriend Averi  65: Last time I cried: A few weeks ago??  64: My friends are: Averi, Raven, Jessica  63: My computer is: My phone  62: My School: Is nonexistent  61: My Car: Is also nonexistent  60: I lose all respect for people who: Hate on others for no reason  59: The movie I cried at was: Toy Story 3  58: Your hair color is: Black  57: TV shows you watch: None  56: Favorite web site: Tumblr usually  55: Your dream vacation: California  54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Once I got constipated a few months ago for 48 hours. I screamed  53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium  52: My room is: Either super messy or super clean. Right now messy  51: My favorite celebrity is: Jacksepticeye  50: Where would you like to be: In my girlfriend’s arms on a beach  49: Do you want children: Right now I don’t think I ever would but if I ever did I’d adopt  48: Ever been in love: Yes I am now  47: Who’s your best friend: My girl  46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl friends  45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleeping  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: AVERI  43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Stalin did  42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Nope  41: Have you pre-named your children: I did with my ex. Never again  40: Last person I got mad at: My grandmother  39: I would like to move to: California  38: I wish I was a professional: Sleeper [ My Favorites ]  37: Candy: Swedish Fish or Nerds  36: Vehicle: Volkswagen Beetle  35: President: Biden  34: State visited: California  33: Cellphone provider: Cricket  32: Athlete: Me, running from my responsibilities  31: Actor: Eddie Redmayne  30: Actress: Anna Kendrick  29: Singer: Laura Jane Grace  28: Band: Against Me!  27: Clothing store: Thrift shops  26: Grocery store: Safeway  25: TV show: Adventure Time  24: Movie: Wall-E  23: Website: Pornhu- I mean Tumblr  22: Animal: Red Panda  21: Theme park: Disney World  20: Holiday: Christmas  19: Sport to watch: Extreme Chess Mega X  18: Sport to play: How Late Can I Get Up Before Concerning My Family  17: Magazine: :enizagaM  16: Book: The Underneath  15: Day of the week: Saturday  14: Beach: Any beach  13: Concert attended: Fall Out Boy x Paramore  12: Thing to cook: Pasta with alfredo sauce  11: Food: Bacon egg & cheese on a bagel  10: Restaurant: TGI Fridays  9: Radio station: Night Vale Community Radio  8: Yankee candle scent: Ass  7: Perfume: Averi’s  6: Flower: Averi  5: Color: Orange - the color of Averi’s voice  4: Talk show host: John Oliver  3: Comedian: Bo Burnham  2: Dog breed: Corgi  1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Hell yeah I wouldn’t lie to you

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