#ansatsu kyōshitsu

[soothedcerberus]

If you had told me a month ago I’d be crying over a superpower emoji octopus teacher from a 2015 anime i wouldve said get outta towwnnnn

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Side A Round 1 Match 7

Propaganda:

Itona -

"his beautiful blank expressions mean everything to me <3 generally he's blunt in a way that people either find funny or rude, and he's very talented with electronics. he starts off working for one of the villains (due to tragic backstory reasons), but eventually gets adopted into the world's most neurodivergent friend group - which is in turn part of the world's most neurodivergent class of middle schoolers.

one of the core parts of assassination classroom is that even though the class the story focuses on is the worst academically at their school, it's not because they're bad students or bad people, it's because they were all dragged down by personal circumstance or couldn't thrive in a traditional school environment, and they had nobody who tried to help them up or understand their situation. when they're given a teacher who truly cares about them, and takes time to connect with them all personally, they improve a lot.

also here's a gif of him sneezing like a cat:

Souichi -

"His special interest is the shamisen and he's considered a prodigy. His sister also plays and when she asks him what he thought of this or that performance, he uses synesthesic metaphors only he understands. He has rituals!! I might be watching the wrong animes but it was my first time seeing a character with rituals!! On the way to a competition he has to kick the same rock all the way from his house to the venue!! When he starts eating somewhere, he has to finish there, he cannot move until he's finished. Once he sat down to eat next to a guy he wanted to be his friend (he saw a shamisen player eating alone and went. my friend now) and then the guy just. left and Souichi was there like :( but I have to finish my rice :( but he's my friend :( anyway he's so me I love him so much + he's mega cute. Gonna go rewatch, now, goodbye."

[readtilyoudie]

ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM VOLUME 17

[angjvu]

Self-indulgent Nagisa Shiota & Karma Akabane titles

🕊 -- * = any prn . . ~ = any noun

anything can be a sword if you polish it enough . . Nagisa !

The natural-born assassin . the androgynous assassin . the observant assassin . * who believes *self to be invisible . the ~ who fears being ignored . * who was born with an instinct to kill . the silent student . the passive assassin . the narrator . * who takes notes . * who uses the stun clap . the soft-spoken assassin . * who has a soft voice . people with talent often have the wrong impression that things will go as they think. Karma !

the ginger shrimp ( silly ) . * who has top grades . * who strives for perfection . * who cannot handle failure . * who gives orders . the well trained assassin . * who has trained to take every hit . the troublesome / violent student . the sadistic one . * who is sadistic . * who manipulates puppets . the puppet master . * who has mischief in * eyes . * who plays tricks . * who hates teachers . the rebellious ~ .

[thelovelywriteress]

➷ Hard-fist crush

▶︎ɪᴛᴏɴᴀ x ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ғ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

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Everyone would have seen you as some secret sister of Karma if wasn't for the distinct difference between you both.

He is cool and violent. You are annoyed and violent.

He punches people because he finds it cool. You punch people because they easily irritate you.

Class doubt they have ever see any other expression on your face except annoyance or angry.

Even though you're always have that scoff on your face, it wasn't a lie to say you got a pretty face. Many even conclude it as "waste for face like this."

When Itona finally join the class, you didn't care about him much. He joined the Terasaka gang and that was it. You see him as another student and someone else who you have to ensure.

It didn't take much time for Itona to learn about everyone in class, including you! He observed how boys compliment your looks and conclude how it oversee your violent behaviour too. Apparently your angry is got to be charm about you.

You and Itona didn't officially interact before one day you accidentally let your phone washed with your uniform. Now that your wasn't working, you need to spend god knows how on its repair. And you hate to spend your money on anything other than food.

As you were cursing yourself for being so careless, you come across Itona. Looks like he was checking some tools? Now like mention above you didn't officially interact before so you were kind of fighting yourself on whether you should go or not. Since you were in good mood you decide a casual hi wouldn't be much.

'What'cha doing? Looking at any other store to destroy?' Got to say you don't got best way to start conversation. Itona didn't react, heck he didn't even acknowledge your presence and it irked you. You was about to hit his head untill he finally said something to you too.

'You're that 'such a waste for pretty face', right?'

'Who?!'

Let's say Itona end up telling how Maehara and Okajima describe you and now you were planning all ways to hit them that they don't be able to ever walk again.

But again they weren't here right now and your phone was still not working. Sighing you ask him about any cheap mobile repairing shop. He does seems to be interested in these kinds of things, maybe he can give you lead?

Turns out he can't give you lead. HE IS LEAD. Bro specialise in mobile repairing too. Though you didn't trust him your phone, you reluctantly did give him your phone. Afterall he did seem type to be sure about its ability.

You decided to take him to a eating place. If he can repair your home, might repay him with food. You was munching on some food while his hand continue to do things with your phone.

You eyed him sometimes through repair process - unlike the times he wasn't part of your class his eyes look lot calmer now. On closer observation you notice his appearance; his hair look so white and soft. 'Are they soft too?' You subconsciously wonder.

"Here. It's done." You never realised you have been staring at him until Itona pulled his eyes towards you. You feel little embarrassed though you quickly hide it by checking your phone. Surprisingly it was working well.

"Wow. It's working so smoothly. Literally like a new one." This boy sure got good mechanic skills. He just nonchalant shrug and told he was just helping a classmate and munch on some food you order for him as payment. You did the same and it was silence for while.

"You aren't much violent like they describe you." He stated as you give him a werid look. Was he observing you? You started to feel little self-conscious but you quickly brushed it off. "What you interested to know about me?" You give a slight smirk,"Lots of guys in class are." Oh. "Since you're beast in beauty's body." What?

For next few moments you heard come information from Itona about how boys see you. "That fucking piece of shits- Maehara and Okajima!" You clutch your fist viens popping out. As Itona just keep munching on the food you gave him in exchange of information. He didn't seem to have any remorse for guys he sell out.

"Waste for a face like mine, huh?" You said in a low tone as you sat down. You were aware of the fact how much fist-lover you was but still it stings a bit how guys things about this and even disscus it in front of new guys. You weren't sure if you were annoyed by the fact you didnt hear a single good thing about you other than your body or that even new kid thinks you as some wild girl who didn't suit this body.

"They're wrong though." What? You quickly break out of your inner monologue as you stare at Itona, wanting him to justify his statement. "They say waste for a face like you but I think your personality suits your face very much." You don't know if he was saying this to confront you or what but you still feel arise of little happiness inside you. Plus basing on how Itona is, you felt statement was genuine. "I think if anything, you're overall cute." Huhhh! And for first time you were genuinely flustered too.

"If anything, you're overall cute. This sentence was playing rent free in your mind. "Argh! Stupid! Stupid!" You burried your face in your pillow as you remember the way he said it was like it was most obvious thing in world. And after that day you become visible flustered whenever Itona even pass through you.

"Don't come near me!"

"But I need to go out and it's only way to door."

"Shut up!"

You even annoyed at students aren't weren't big deal but for some reaction you were literally warry of every act of Itona.

"Here have it." You give him a cold medicine after you notice he had been sneezing all day. "

"Huh idiot like you forgot lunch. I am not even suprise." Proceeds to give him half of her lunch while taunting him some more.

Everyone was so confused like what the hell was going on between you and Itona untill Karma point out. "She literally got obvious crush on him idiots."

Yeah he knew because he do something same too. More you act all arrogant and mighty, more confused you get when you're in love. Bro probably do something same. 😒☝️

And it wasn't before everyone start teasing you both. Especially you, since you had punch almost everyone in the class and it was time for payback but only it wasn't payback cause you were ready to break bones of anyone who dare to do it.

Even they realised they can't tease you. They move towards Itona and he didn't even understand how they come to this conclusion - like don't you literally just taunt and pick on him all the time with side generous acts.

But with time even he started to get annoyed by it; "Yo Itona what's your face thing about her?" "When she punches you people so hard, you fly out of window."

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Itona my beloved. 🥹 Seriously we need more Itona content, especially without all yandere stuff. 😤☝️

[luciddds]

Never noticed how fun his facial expressions are

These are very rough lol

[handy-dandy-headcanons]

Wow hello it’s been a LONG TIME

So yeah uh hi apparently all my new friends like assassination classroom and I am now hyper fixating on it again and if people are still around on this blog I may continue handy dandy headcanons and/or continue the fics I started 😭

But man I was also a cringe Lord so if I did continue the hunger games I’m rewriting that asap 😭

[aboywithanimecaps]

[bluetoraa]

incorrect quotes, karma akabane x reader

warnings!

—gn!reader

—swearing

y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

karma: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

y/n: ...

y/n: You mean ring bearER, right?

karma: ...

y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

y/n: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

karma: I wrote you a poem.

y/n, already crying: You did?

y/n: We’re getting married, bitches!

karma: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

karma, at y/n's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. (They leave)

karma, leaning over y/n′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

y/n: Yeah, no shit.

y/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

karma: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

karma: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

y/n: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

karma: y/n, it's four o'clock in the morning.

y/n: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

karma: I’m in love with you.

y/n: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.

karma: I know.

y/n: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

y/n: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

y/n: Lmao, @/karma.

y/n: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

karma: Those are Pokemon cards.

y/n: You got a magikarp.

karma: ...?

y/n: It means 'fuck you'.

AUTHOR NOTES;

I DO NOT OWN THE DIVIDERS! ALL CREDITS GO TO “blackholemojis” ON TUMBLR!!!

anyways take this while i disappear for awhile lmfao

im travelling again and school sucks ass bc its fucking school man😭

anyways, i hope whoevers reading this has a great day/night! thank you for reading!

tue sept 27th, 2022. 11:28 PM

[kia0-0mn]

💙❤️ Karmagisa ❤️💙

Anime: Ansatsu Kyōshitsu

[apollos-boyfriend]

Every time you refer to ansatsu kyōshitsu as “assclass” I die a little inside agsgsggshs it’s so funny to me

every time i type it out i think to a tiktok i saw of karma’s english voice actor where he said there was a company-wide meeting held telling everyone they could NOT call it assclass and would be reprimanded for doing so. i think those execs were cowards and fools this is clearly the superior title

[soothedcerberus]

The tentacles spoke to me, asked me what I wanted to be. To be weak, I said. To be flawed. Vulnerable. To perceive weakness in others not to exploit, but to protect. To be a guide. To be a teacher.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Side A Round 1 Match 6

Propaganda:

Gagamaru -

"Speaks in monotone, has the Autism Stare, eats rice with his hands, his weakness is canonically “is bad at understanding people”. He literally resembles Autism Creature."

Yoshida -

"SO!!!! i have before written a whole post about the sheer autism of this guy so as a request please may u link it as part of the propaganda?

https://www.tumblr.com/transterasakagang/711630458942799872/yoshida-taisei-and-autism

As for why he’s the best: he’s my special little guy with so many more layers than he is ever given credit for. one of those layers just so happens to be autism."

[readtilyoudie]

ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM VOLUME 4

[ao3feed-assassin-class]

Regretting

Regretting by Thanee

Making a deal with the devil just to see your lover again will not hurt, right?

Words: 4078, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, Ansatsu Kyōshitsu

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Akabane Karma, Nakamura Rio, Shiota Nagisa, Asano Gakushuu, Class 3-E, Korosensei

Relationships: Akabane Karma/Nakamura Rio

Additional Tags: Going to the past, Sad Ending, Cross-Posted on Wattpad, Deal with a Devil

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40958583

[luciddds]

Her hair was fun to draw😋