#I kind of love the thought that Muntz and Mother Gothel just loathe each other

[risingphoenix87]

The triumphant return of Incorrect Villainous Found Family Quotes!

Dawn: I have edge.

Ernesto: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

(WELP)

Dawn: There's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.

Ernesto: I have a secret boyfriend.

Dawn: You're dead to me.

Turbo: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Ernesto:

Dawn:

Turbo:

Ernesto: I'm gonna tell him.

Dawn: Don't you dare!

Dawn: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Charles: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Hans: Where the devil is Gothel?

Charles: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?

[beat]

Charles: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Hans: We should stop worrying about Ernesto

and Dawn and let them lead their own lives.

Prof. Callaghan:

Hans:

Prof. Callaghan: Do you want to follow them or should I?

Hans: Let's both do it.

Charles: Hope you get run over.

Gothel: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it

gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me down yourself instead of waiting for others to do the work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Dawn: Oh hey, did you drop off the bag of dry cleaning I left by the back door?

Ernesto: That was dry cleaning? I thought you were

throwing that stuff out.

Dawn: You threw out my clothes?

Ernesto: Oh don't be ridiculous, I gave it to Slim.

Dawn: You gave three cashmere sweaters and a

brand new wool skirt to your boyfriend?!

Ernesto: Why shouldn't he have nice things?

(Her clothes aren't even his size what are you thinking...)

Syndrome: Bonjour, Hans. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Hans: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Syndrome: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Dawn: Your Highness, Callaghan won't come out of his room.

Hans: Just tell him I said

something.

Dawn: Like what?

Hans: Anything factually

incorrect.

*a few minutes later*

Prof. Callaghan: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet?!