#I know all you mfs tell the tiefling kids they’re going to die lol

[tavs-brainworm]

“How did AA girlies not realize ascending him would turn him into an asshole”

Oh come on, like we weren’t ALL enabling Astarion’s shitty behavior on our first playthroughs just to get that intoxicating “Astarion Approves” (which literally DOES lead to him confessing his love to you and going all soft in act 2). Get off your high horse, we’ve all committed atrocities for the evil vampire guy.