#I know in canon this probably wouldn't happen thanks to how Harry's species in the show bear their young but let me have this

[chaoticyume]

Harry and Asta watching over their little girl playing with other kids.

Harry with a look of disgust towards the other kids: Our offspring is clearly superior, why must we let her near other... Spawn.

Asta:Not this again.

Harry: I am simply stating the truth. Plus I don't like that boy.

Asta looks on while gently mocking the alien: aaaah so you just don't want our little girl to get a boyfriend~~

Harry: That is not the issue. I am merely stating she deserves superior company regardless of gender as you well know. Also I do not like that boy. If he touches our... child I will kill h-

Asta: Nooo! ~~

Out of the blue the little boy pushes their child a little too roughly and she falls. Harry runs towards the scene but is surpassed by his wife who immediately grabs the little boy.

Asta: Listen here!

Harry grabs their crying daughter and soothes her as he looks at his wife.

Asta: Apologize right now mister!

The child, fearing the adult's anger, does as he is told and scampers away as soon as Asta's grip loosens.

As Asta composes herself, Harry looks at her with heart eyes and a huge grin.

Harry: Well now, if you wanted to be the one to end that snotty offspring first, all you had to do was ask.

Asta slapping Harry's arm: yeah yeah you're a bad influence. Now let's get our baby home.

As Asta fusses over their child's well-being, Harry smiles wider from how he managed to influence Asta just as she did to him: Bad influence indeed. * then he adds suggestively * We will need to discuss this later.

Asta rolls her eyes playfully.