#I know the Sam raising Tara thing is technically a headcanon but I'm choosing to think of it as canon. try and stop me. you can't

[autism-swagger]

I desperately want to know where the mischaracterization of Tara being cool came from. He was most likely raised primarily by his sister, who's the daughter of fucking Billy Loomis. I think she's contractually obligated to be a weird little freak.