#I like cucumbers now
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My art request is whatever art that makes you happy 0w0
This is the best request I’ve received tysm
#it’s a cucumber#my art#doodle#I put this together in like 10 mins forgive me#cotl#narilamb#cult of the lamb#I’ll be so happy if this gets 1 note#I’m happy now#you know I think it’s ok to draw shitty art sometimes#this is one of em
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literally how the fuck did we get 3-4 hours of sleep every night and then still attend school for like 9 hours a day 5 days a week with no trouble in high school. i go to one uni class in the middle of the day after a full night's sleep get home and immediately take a nap
#also did hs running on basically 0 food. like im still doing that but now i really mind#i got some cucumber from tumblr user vakarcs today tho. wonderful#:-)#barking
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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.
HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.
A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.
WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!
#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys#mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well#mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro#I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there#I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke#and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now#it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too#one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke#i refuse to believe otherwise#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng x xie lian#mtxt#mxtx tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf#tgcf novel#tgcf xie lian#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf spoilers#tgcf season 2#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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Some watercolour veggies.
#Found this watercolour brush and it's all I've been using now#I feel like my VeggieTales fanart looks different with every post#“What is your artstyle?” Yes#I made that joke before#Bob the Tomato#Larry the Cucumber#Jimmy Gourd#French Peas#Junior Asparagus#VeggieTales#VeggieTales fanart
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So Eyhm is obviously scared of cucumbers but what if I put one next to Fake Peppino? Will he also be scared or will he just eat it
the Fakey Boy would never turn down a fresh pepino 😋✨
(though to be fair, if it was an actual snake he'd probably still eat it.)
#mmmmmmm..... cromptchy ✨✨✨#now all i can think of is that giant ass zucchini my grandmother grew and gave to us once. that thing was fucking gigantic.#we ended up putting zucchini into like a whole bunch of different stuff just to use it. we put it in brownies. they honestly weren't bad.#but anyways. cucumber yummy. Fake just sees it as a free snack 👍#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#a Peppino eating a pepino.... does this count as cannibalism 👀💧
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Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(
#bones speaks#bones rants#sad :(#imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today#and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with-#-consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately.#sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :(((((#i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it#a tragedy of the highest order#fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it#i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned
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#im always on my own bullshit here lolol#been stupidly busy with 10101 projects and work#but i spoiled myself a lil heh#its not dub/non con he is just a perpetually anxious ball of nerves and she cool like a cucumber#idk why i really really dig them together#anyway adios for now#just a sketch
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What's left.
(Non-crusty 3D model viewable on sketchfab!)
#Far too many gradients for a gif#I started this like a year ago but i never finished it till now#even now it isn't what i intended it to be#cucumber quest#3d#fanart#orb#rotating
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hi this is a psa. if mealtimes are hard for you start sharing some food with your pet. it sounds silly but the caveman monkey brain is very easily fooled. you start passing little pieces of chicken or cucumber to your dog and your sappy human heart is like ‘omg…. connection…’🥺🥺 and instantly makes eating more enjoyable. your animal deserves food and so do you. you are having a little picnic together. some for you some for me. it’s so fun. do it.
#^^thing I have been enjoying lately#idk it may not help everyone but I like doing it#it feels very good#I especially like giving my animals the parts of food I don’t like#like I don’t like the bottoms of cucumbers so I give it to summer instead and she is VERY happy to eat it!!!#now the whole cucumber is being enjoyed and not wasted!!#it’s great#genuinely I think a big part of managing arfid for me is guilt reduction#if I don’t feel bad about wasting it rlly helps to relax and enjoy the meal#this part of the chicken has a bad texture and is grossing me out?? my cat can have a few bites!! he’ll love it!#tw ed mention#gem don’t look
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how do y'all grocery shop???
#tp#i live away from home but all of my meals are provided by the place i work at so?? it's closed for the week so i gotta make myself#food this week 😭😭 just went grocery shopping and yeah what to do#the thing is i know how to cook well im an eldest asian daughter but ability doesn't equal liking it and actually being motivated to do it#and my dad keeps calling me now knowing that i won't budge a finger and is threatening to come and get me ahahahhahahah#bought a cucumber a sweet potato a paprika green onions red onions and fish pray for me y'all#have pesto and dried pasta and turkish dumplings (??) and rice and also bought a pack of buldak noodles im good to go kkkkk#also a shit ton of snacks bc ramadan is ending and i will have to much on stuff all day it's the law#and now i feel veryvery blessed
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they call it animal crossing because these animals are. crossing me
#you guys will not believe the beef i have with cheri rn#FIRST OF ALL. when she moved in she put her house literally right next to mine. no personal space#SECONDLY. she called me weird for wearing my cucumber slices even though it looks so cute#ALSO. she moved in after i already got CHERRY. so they have the same name but one of them is a cool edgy dog like come on#worst of all she's friends with my bestie tutu. so now poor tutu is stuck between her 2 friends SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS#i will say though somehow my public works projects are getting paid off really quickly without too much input from me#someone in this town has money. and i bet its mathilda.
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he has 72 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces
tboy swag!!!!!
#i think itd be really funny if he couldve easily powered the noise blaster any other way and just really hated piano#that shit was targetted#its ok he was having a bad day#noisemaster#cucumber quest#i hate that this is now the art piece ive spent.the most time on.#like 5hrs#most of it was lineart because i kept scrapping shit#i didnt actually use a sketch for any of these i just drew whatever#no references either#hes really surprisingly easy to draw without references actually!!! or maybe i just have his design memorized#never ask me for a tutorial on lighting because not even i know dude i just blot colors wherever it looks nice#i feel it in my balls ( i dont have balls )#sterotypical art tag
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queerplatonic yaoi except I made it digital for some reason
#veggietales#bob the tomato#larry the cucumber#I usually don't like posting sloppy digital works but it's 3am and I wanted to draw them again#the pics in the background were just to have something to decorate the background with#anyways. I'm going to bed now#good night tri state area#gijinkas#scopo cw#hunter's art
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#i got an aerogarden recently and i talk about it on my trigun blog a couple times but like#my cucumbers are growing real nicely now (they got their first true leaves today!!! hooray) and like i'm so dumb i wake up in the morning#and see the grow light on (it's on a 12 hour cycle so it's on at 8 am and turns off at 8 pm) and im like 'light's ongood morning my childre#it turns off at 8 pm and i without thinking every single time go 'ok bedtime for plants goodnight'#all this to say i'm stupid about plants and can't stop myself from stupid houseplant jokes
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I dont like Kenta, never liked him. I know he's yadayada best boy yada yada. I know! But.
I dont care. He's irrelevant in my liking list. Not even on it he's just neutral.
#mfb#mfb kenta#kenta yumiya#beyblade metal fight#I LOVE all the content tho#It's his eyes btw that made me dislike him#Those cucumber ahh eyes can die#I remember when i was a child i always git the ick when he appeared#AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT#Its probably because he was like 8 years old#Too young for me to care LMAO IM SORRY#Also the eyes bro
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what if i don't want uncertainty, huh? what then?
#as always i am unreasonably frustrated that the chaos of existing can't simply be controlled by a strict set of rules#today's rage is the fact that APPARENTLY I can't expect the foods i eat to satisfy me the same amount every single day#nooooo it seems the amount and the composition of food i need changes from day to day in an unpredictable manner#i'm over here trying to eat healthier by incorporating fucking vegetable sticks into diet and what do i have to show for it?#rage and hunger at 3pm because “it wasn't enough” or what-the-fuck-ever#EVEN THOUGH when I try to eat more of the damn things i can't make myself do it#it's like 4 carrot sticks and 3 cucumber sticks and anything more than that and my brain goes 'ew spit that out; we're done'#i'm even more annoyed about the fact that there probably is a perfect ratio of nutrients and calorie volume that works for me#but there's no log file on this damn meat mecha i call a body#which means i have to figure it out the long way#as in by TRIAL AND FUCKING ERROR#i don't have time for that! i don't have the patience!#and even if i did i've already proven it's a joke because APPARENTLY my nutrient intake needs change every DAY#can you tell i'm hungry right now? i just want to scream#and DON'T tell me to eat something!#It's not the designated food time! if i eat now i'll be hungry later#and if i have to eat later that disrupts my sleep schedule!#now do you see why i'm so mad?
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