#I love paci edits and Regressor HCs I have a large handful of my own now thanks to hanging around a few

[kakusu-shipping]

omg hi the spamton f/o polycule is growing. maybe a bit outlandish but could i request some spam headcanons for a pet regressor s/o?

This took me a million years to get back to but I need you to understand anon it's been front and center in my brain sense I got it here comes a lot of no thoughts:

He wouldn't get it, I don't think. Not at first, and probably not ever fully, or as fully as he would like. He's gonna make a lot of mistakes because he just Does Not Know, he's old and this is new but if it's for you he's doing his best promise.

He gets parts of it, when he gets home and your in the floor chewing on something or other or eating treats or really just chilling he understands that's different, that's special, that's your little animal side just being you, and he'll do his best to keep up.

You could explain it seventeen times to him and he'll still react like it's a new thing every time and panic a little.

He has a bad habit of panic purchasing things so expect a lot of pet products in the mail he bought in bulk. Probably stuff you don't need as a regressor and not an actual animal, too.

He's doing his best to do his own research, too. Catch him during work squinting unbearably hard at some cutesy pastel blog trying so very hard to read the damn thing but white on cloud pink does not make for very legible when you have bad eye sight!!

At the end of the day, he's doing his best, and he'll adapt to whatever you throw at him. He loves you, every side of you, every facet and detail, and he'll do his very best to keep you happy and safe.