#I might even just park over there tonight if I don't finish loading everything up and just walk back over here

[yoshistory]

Currentlydeciding if ordering as much groceries as I'm getting rn and having it delivered to the 3rd floor of this building after myself having to move so much shit up here is considered a form of torture for whoever has to do this

[lovexjoe]

How would Armando be if he thought the reader was sweet cute never hurt anyone or a fly but when they are partnered up to go on a mission she the opposite… please do this

Damsel In Distress

A.N: This one is gonna be fun! Y/N will be used as bait for a mission, but Armando doesn't realize she can hold her own. The karambit scene from Bad Boys For Life, Y/N takes the place of Armando with some dialogue changed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHQFzABygCI

Warnings: Violence, some fluffy fluff

Y/N POV

Armando and I have been arguing all morning and afternoon. I don't get what his problem is, he's treating me like a child.

"¿Estás loca? ¡No lo vas a hacer!" (Are you crazy? You're not doing it!)

"Im doing it and that's final!" You stormed out the house.

You guys haven't made things official yet and it's fights like this that reminds you this relationship might be a ticking timebomb. Since I've been partnered with him, he doesn't let me get in on ANY of the fun. I am talking I look like a damsel in distress even AMMO squad laughs about it.

"I think he has a crush on you. It's kinda cute" Kelly teases you as you finish up some of the files that needed to get done for the team. No one really knew what was happening behind the scenes.

"Thinks? Oh he definitely does" Rita says.

"I am sorry in advance that my son is a pain in the ass" Mike shakes his head.

"Advance? You a little late on the apology Mike. This boy been a pain in the ass since we partnered them up!" Marcus adds in.

Everyone chimes their opinion in till the room went silent due to Armando walking in.

"I don't think Y/N should be used as bait tonight, it's not safe" He leans against the wall with everyone trying to suppress their laughter.

Armando really does not know who you are. Yes, your exterior may look sweet and innocent, but out of the whole AMMO squad: you're the deadliest. Which is why you stick to the tech stuff until they really needed you. Mike and Marcus pulled him aside to have a talk: good luck cause he never listens.

Armando POV

This girl drives me insane. Someone as innocent and sweet as her just READY to jump in the fire. Mike and Marcus try to be the voice of reason, but I really wasn't trying to listen. If anything or anyone touches a hair on her head, I'm putting a bullet through them and not thinking twice.

"Mando listen, I understand and I am genuinely surprised that you care, but I promise just stay on standby and watch from the overhead." Armando shoots Mike a glare knowing he wasn't going to win this one regardless so he decided he'll just be on sniper watch.

As it started to get dark outside, we loaded up everything we needed. Y/N was geared up and she looked gorgeous. This women drives me completely insane, but I'd do anything for her. We parked in our hideout spot and started exiting out the van. I grabbed Y/N's hand.

"Listen, just signal me if you need help. " I pulled her close and placed a kiss on her forehead, then proceeded to set up my sniper in the designated area.

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Y/N walks to the pinpoint location, meeting up with the drug dealers. She brought her favorite little karambit with her. She warned Marcus and Mike that it might get bloody. These idiots knowing she's a female they're going to try to ambush her. Mike said as long as the leader isn't killed, everything else goes under the radar.

"Karina!" The leader calls out cheerfully. You drop the bag filled with fake money on the floor ignoring his gesture for a hug. Armando lurking from his position, taking quick glimpses of how gorgeous you looked right now.

"We're so sorry to have to do this to you Karina. But your services are no longer needed" 6 men started to slowly close in on you. Armando positions his finger on the trigger, ready to take the leader out and fuck this whole case up. Your safety means more than any case and he'd gladly go back to prison for you. Right as he's about to pull the trigger, Mike says over the intercom to just sit back and enjoyed the show. Armando was confused as you snatched the gun from the leaders hand, placing a bullet in each of his knees and uppercutting him: knocking him out cold. Nap time! You took out your karambit and everything went black. You didn't know what happened in between, but when you came back to your senses your karambit was shoved into the mouth of one of this drug dealer's minions. With 6 bloody bodies surrounding you. You turned to Armando and said

"Oops" You wink.

"That's what im talking about!" Mike and Marcus cheered. Rita and the rest of the AMMO squad came out to wrap everything up. You headed back to the van. Armando was shocked for sure. Turned on? Majorly. Sweet and innocent was DEFINITELY not the words used to describe you anymore. You heard the door of the van open, seeing its your favorite partner in the world.

"You okay mami? I don't want any problems." He slowly creeps in with his hands up, teasing you.

"Yes I'm fine" You chuckled as he pulls you close.

"Yes, you most definitely are" He leans down placing a kiss on your lips.

[eloves-writes]

Don't know if this is a dumb idea, feel free to ignore it if this isn't the type of thing you write

The reader and Spencer are married and both work at the BAU and they have a 4 year old son. And unfortunately their sitter canceled so they had to bring him at the office, which was possible cause it was paper work day

a/n : not dumb at all! this is super cute, i’m personally not great with kids so this might not be my best writing ever but i really hope you still enjoy! i used the season 7 team bc they’re my personal faves but i’d imagine it as more season 14/15 spencer :)

baby genius at work

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stupid job. stupid criminals committing crimes on a sunday evening. stupid police in tampa needing the bau’s help on said sunday evening when they definitely could solve it themselves. at least you didn’t have to go to florida, they just needed an over-the-phone consult but still- it was generally inconvenient to get called into work with no notice and a 4 year old at home. you could get some paperwork done before monday though, if that was a plus.

“spence?” you called from the kitchen, quickly trying to pack your son’s overnight bag. you hoped that a sitter would pull through and he could stay the night somewhere that wasn’t your office- a specialist unit for profiling serial killers, rapists, and pedophiles wasn’t an ideal babysitters club. “did the sitter call you back?”

your husband entered the room followed by your son, theo. they were both smiling mischievously like they’d been doing something you’d disapprove of in the next room. they probably were.

“yeah,” spencer said, running a hand through his overgrown, messy hair. “can’t make it, too late notice.”

theo ran around your feet with far too much energy for a small boy at 8pm, his hair just as messy and unkempt as his father’s. you sighed irritably, throwing the dinosaur backpack over your shoulder along with your own work bag.

“did you try jj? maybe will could watch theo, he’d love to see henry and micheal.” you ruffled the boy’s hair as he jumped up and down, trying to calm him.

“will’s on duty, they have a sitter.”

“crap. i mean, shoot. erm, we’ll just have to take him to work,” you sighed, searching the kitchen counter for your phone you’d somehow misplaced in the last 15 minutes.

“what?” spencer exclaimed nervously. “we can’t take our son to work, he’s four! what about all the files? what about-”

“i’m going to work with mommy and daddy!” theo shouted happily. you gave your husband an amused but sympathetic look. his eyes told you he’d given in.

“garcia can watch him. she never does any work anyway and he’ll fall asleep in an hour, it’s fine- we just need to get going or we’ll be even later than we already are.” before you could even comment on the still-missing phone, you saw theo was playing with it and took it back before loading him into the car with his overnight back and blanket; you had no idea if you’d be back home tonight.

soon enough you made it to quantico, and despite all hopes looking good that your son had fallen asleep, his sixth sense of impending excitement woke him up as you pulled in to the parking lot. spencer held his hand to walk him inside and you handled the bags. garcia was walking along the corridor as the elevator reached the bau floor and squealed at the sight of your son.

“oh my goodness! it’s the baby genius! to what do i owe this pleasure?” she smiled, theo running into her arms. you heard a faint “auntie penelope!”- garcia absolutely adored all the team’s children to the ends of the earth and back.

“can i babysit? can i watch him? please, because you're my favourite genius lovebirds in the whole world?” garcia asked excitedly, wrapping her arms around him. you laughed and nodded.

“he is all yours, pen. let me know if he starts getting tired,” you changed you focus to theo. “behave yourself for auntie penelope.”

she smiled happily, leading him towards the bat cave to let you and spencer focus on the case. theo liked the bat cave, all penelope’s little things on her desk and all the screens and things to play with. he was unlike his father in that way; spencer didn't like computers and avoided the sort of well-meaning chaos of garcia’s desk, but theo was like him in other ways- he adored reading, and had sounded like a walking thesaurus since the day he learned to speak. the funniness he obviously got from you, but the hair was unquestionably inherited from your husband too. spencer placed his hand on the small of your back and guided you into the bullpen to your desk where emily gave you a friendly smile and carried on with her paperwork; you could tell it was really not an exhilarating case because everyone looked tired. you suspected they’d cheer up if they knew theo was here, but you wanted to get some actual work done before they all wanted to be his favourite aunt or uncle.

you did all get a few reports finished and a short consult on the case before garcia came back into the bullpen with a sleepy theo about an hour later, the team all turning their heads and suddenly looking less tired and bored.

“you didn’t tell us baby genius was joining the team tonight!” jj said, getting up from her desk to hug him. she was closely followed by emily and morgan, the latter of which was convinced he was the superior god-parent to jj. garcia was still mad you didn’t choose her, but she definitely loved him just as much.

spencer stood beside you and placed his hand on your waist, the way he always liked to stand. “we weren’t planning on it,” you yawned. “sitter cancelled.”

“i’m wayyy more fun than a sitter,” garcia promised. you were quite sure she was.

the team all stood around fussing over theo, who was more than happy with the attention but looked like he’d fall asleep the moment it stopped. you took a second to appreciate the way the team loved your’s and spencer’s son; the job took absolutely everything out of them except their endless love for each other and their families. it showed you the ugliest people with the ugliest lives, but they still chose to prioritise the purity and innocence of a child. they had so, so much love to give and wisdom to share- when you and spencer decided to bring a baby into the world, you knew they would be raised by the best family that could be. every member of the team was part of that family, just the way you wanted it to be forever and ever.

[kiaraspeaks]

Professor AU: Bilquis x Anansi

When Anansi agreed to come here, to do this completely thankless job, he didn't expect such miserable composition. Did the children even think before they put ass to chair and fingers to keyboard? Run on sentences and staying within one tense was this child's latest issue. Despite specifying that he was willing to give them extra help the affluent and privileged never came for it, sadly those were the ones who needed it the most.

Anansi traveled this world reading books, collecting stories, learning the craft from the bare bones but if this was what the next generation held, then there was no hope. After jumping over another obvious and glaring spelling error he heard the sound of high heels clicking against the floor.

"Office hours are over. If it's you Mrs. Perali I will have you thrown from this school for sexual harassment. No amount of short dresses and leaning over will change that." He said.

"Good to know at least some of the staff has standards." She said and he looked up from the mountain of paperwork. Oh, he had forgotten he had invited her to his office. She was yet another helping hand while Wednesday got to help him out while he sought out replacements. Makeda stood in the doorway looking around his office. "You might be one of the few who don't sleep with the students."

"Children don't hold my interest, I'm not the Dean." He said, she was a welcoming surprise at the school. When they first met he bumped into her, confusing her for a student initially, after that she had taken to wearing the tallest high heels. She said it was so she could look everyone in the eye when she reminded them she was not a student, but a Professor with a PhD. After quite literally bumping into her a few other times they found themselves together at meetings and sometimes sharing office hours, he'd bounce ideas off of her and she'd discuss whether they made sense historically. These late night meetings gave birth to a relationship, he never expected to find someone like her, especially after the divorce and Spider moving away. "Neither do their miserable little papers."

"That bad?" She asked and he nodded his head before lighting another cigarette. She stepped deeper into his office, he placed the paper down.

"I think they all got together and decided to write the worst papers ever in the hopes I'll just stop reading them and pass them all."

"I doubt they're smart enough to do that." She said and leaned against his desk, he looked up and saw she was holding out a box of food to him.

"You brought me dinner? I love you." He said gratefully, he couldn't recall when he had last ate. It had to be well.over twelve hours ago. Anansi opened the box and started to eat when he realized the weight of his words. "I didn't mean... unless it's too soon for you, I'm not a spring chicken anymore, I don't really care when I say it just that I mean it...unless that scares you."

"Anansi." She said softly.

"Yes?"

"You're cute when you're nervous." She said calmly, she doesn't look put off by his words at all.

"I don't get nervous often." He said, he hasn't been nervous in years. Too many years as a traveler knocked off the edge, if anything crazy could happen then it has and he's already put it in his book Tales of Anansi.

"I admire that about you." She said, "You always seem so sure about everything, I don't think I've met anyone like you."

"That's good to hear." He said and stole a look at his papers, "Because I've never met anyone like you, and since you're already here it'd be lovely if you--"

"I've been conned by that pretty smile before, I am not going over those papers. I just finished my load for the night." She said quickly. "Just came to drop off food, I know you forget to eat sometimes."

"And I know you sometimes forget to go to bed at all." He said, she was a night owl and sometimes it bled over into her work. She could get lost in a book easily and look up to find that the sun was rising.

"There's always so much more to learn about this world." She said and stood up, "But you're free to follow me home, y'know, to make sure I go to bed tonight."

"And how can I deny such a lovely invitation?" He said and looked down at the stack of papers  before grabbing his suit jacket and piling the papers into his briefcase before following her out. "I didn't scare you off, did I?"

"We're adults, Anansi. And I do love you, despite all the problems that comes with that."

"What is that supposed to mean?" He asked.

"You're a traveler, you're an author, you're always looking for a story." She said, "Will you find that with me?"

"I already have." He said. "Doctor."

"Good." She said as they reached the parking lot, "Then stay."

"Tonight?" He asked, she had never asked him to stay but had never pushed him out of her bed and her life either. It's different hearing her say the words, she is also someone who is sure of herself and her path in life, as if she has been on this earth before and moved with surety and purpose.

"Forever."

"I'd like that." He said as they reached their cars, he watched as she got into her car before the weight of her words washed over him. He placed his hand on his hips and looked down at her. "Did you just propose to me without a ring?"

"If you need such baubles I will find you one." She said and then pulled off. Anansi has traveled the world, seeing so many people, so many stories but hers is the one that captivated him. It isn't fantastic, full of leaps and bounds, but she is enough to make him slow down, to keep the wheels in his head turning. He slipped into his car and made his way over to her place, he doesn't feel uneasy or trapped, he feels an extra weight lifted from his shoulder. In the silence of his car he spoke outloud.

"Does this mean I'm going to have to wear one of them ugly ass tuxedos?"

[eustasskidweek]

Day 16- Intervention

Okay so whoever is in charge of keeping me from doing stupid shit is fired. You let me write this while drunk and depressed. FIRED I TELL YOU!

Tomorrow is the last day. Who is ready for the thrilling, less drunk (hopefully), conclusion? ~Raz

Kid Law Killer

Long day ahead?

Two surgeries

Damn

Yea I’ll probably end up crashing here tonight

I have to go to the shop after physical therapy Make sure it hasn’t gone all to hell

Sounds like a great time

The physical therapy or shop?

Both

PT sucks. I feel like a damn child

Well you did almost lose your arm

But I didn’t Damn I wish everyone would stop treating me like I’m incapable of doing shit

Never said you were incapable

Yea, ok

Anyway I have to go now

Whatever

---

First surgery is done I’m headed to get some food before the second

I walked out of PT

Because it was over or because you got mad?

Do you even have to ask?

I hate to point out the obvious but they are just trying to help

Yea well I don’t need them babying me every fucking step I can fucking move my arm I can do shit

Yea but if you over do it you will end up back in the hospital Then you will really be treated like a child

I’m going to the shop now

Hope things go better there

Whatever

---

It wasn’t blown up I’m going out for drink

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I just finished my second surgery I’m staying over night to monitor incase something goes wrong

Well isn’t that just gr8

It’s rather troublesome I would much rather be in my own bed

I’m sure you would But you signed up for the job

Yes I know

I lost count of how many drinks I’ve had But I’m about to get in a fight Bye

What? What happened?? Kid?!

-missed call- -missed call-

Answer me dammit! To Killer- Are you with your brother?

Yes Well not right now I was but I’m my way to go pick him up from jail

What the hell happened?

He got in a fight He has a short fuse Some guy cheated at pool so he broke a pool stick over his head before shoving his head through a table

Fuck I’m calling my dad

That might be helpful

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They released him to me

My dad just told me Should I even try and talk to him right now?

He’s drunk and pissed off I would advise against it until he sobers up

Alright. I’m going to try and get some sleep Let me know if anything changes

Okay

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How you feeling sunshine?

Like shit What’s it to you?

I was just checking up on you

Yea I heard you got daddy to free me I don’t need your charity

It wasn’t charity

Well what do you call it then?

Me helping out a friend

Whatever I’m going to work

Bye?

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So are you going to tell me your problem or do I have to camp outside your door? Really? Why are you avoiding me? Killer told me you weren’t coming home tonight, going to get in another bar fight?

Fuck you

There we go Now you respond Why aren’t you going home?

Isn’t it obvious? Because you’re camped out there and I’mv avoiding you

Why are you avoiding me

Cuz I don’t want to see you Why does one avoid someone?

For many reasons

Just go home

Not until you come back

You have to work at some point

I’ll come right back

You’re a fucking annoyance

I’ve been called worse

Fuck off

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Are you really going to just sit out there all night?

Until he comes back

He’s not. He’s staying at the shop Come in

Are you sure?

There’s an empty bed

Thanks

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Did he really sleep outside??

No

Then why is his car here?

Cuz he slept here

WTF Why?

Because he was going to sleep outside

You should have sent his ass home!

No you should have came home and faced him

I have nothing to say to him

Stop acting like a little bitch You can’t run from your feelings forever

Feelings? Ha that’s funny

Shut up you big bitch You are acting out because you like him and don’t know how to deal with it

He’s a good fuck That doesn’t mean that all of a sudden I’m in love with him

I never said you were in love with him

Don't’ try and pull that shit on me Get rid of him

Fine

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Kid drove to his complex, checking for any signs of Law before pulling into his parking spot and killing the engine. He sighed, resting his head against the steering wheel. He sighed before yanking his keys out of the ignition, stepping out of his old beat up truck. He was sore from both sleeping on a couch at his shop and the barfight. Sure he had beaten the fuck out of the cheater but that didn’t mean he had walked away unharmed. A bottle had been smashed over his head and a stool over his back. He walked to his apartment, unlocking the door.

“I’m back,” he called out, walking down the hallway to the living room. “You have got to be fucking kidding me,” Kid cursed the second he saw both Killer and Law.

“You can’t escape it,” Killer told him, tossing him a bottle of beer.

“You’ve been avoiding me for a week,” Law told him. “If you don’t want anything to do with me you would have told me. So it’s time to talk.”

“I don’t owe you shit,” Kid grumbled, popping the top to the bottle to take a long swig.

“Kid,” Killer stood up. “Stop running already.”

The blond shoved Kid onto the couch, right next to the raven haired doctor.

“Now man the fuck up. Think of this as an intervention. You’ve become too much to fucking live with,” Killer shook his head, leaving the room

“I don’t have shit to say,” Kid pouted, looking anywhere but Law.

“Fine, just listen then,” the doctor told him. “I don’t know what the hell your problem is but I’m not going to keep chasing after you. If you want nothing to do with me then say it and I’ll walk away and not come back. However, I don’t think that’s the case because you are sitting here instead of just throwing me out which means some part of you still wants me around. So what the fuck is your problem? You’ve grown short with everyone, including your brother and you keep walking out of your physical therapy. You say you don’t want to be treated like a child yet you act like one. You can’t have your damn cake and eat it too. So what is it Eustass-ya? Was the sex that bad? You started acting like this after we slept together or is it something else?”

Kid finished off his beer, standing to leave. He walked to the kitchen, grabbing two more bottles before rejoining Law. He tossed one on the couch, taking the chair this time. He popped open his bottle, taking a long sip before looking at the doctor. He had missed the man, that was no lie. His brother was right of course, he was running. He had never been in love and it scared the shit out of him. He didn’t want to fall in love and be left. He had closed himself off at a very young age, only allowing his brother in. Then this stupid doctor shows his handsome face and ruins all his resolutions of never loving anyone. He had been running so he wouldn’t get hurt. Yet, sitting there looking at the doctor, he felt guilty. He could see the pain behind the man’s gorgeous grey eyes and he regretted every second of his behavior. He wanted to take Law in his arms at that moment and just make sweet love to him and tell him how sorry he was.

But that was not the kind of man Eustass Kid was. He was prideful and stubborn. He had told the damn doctor to go home and his stupid brother had conspired with him to trap Kid.

“Yeah, that’s it,” Kid forced a laugh. “The sex was so horrible I just couldn’t bring myself to tell you,” he lied. “I have been avoiding you so I wouldn’t hurt you,” that was a partial truth. “Just leave.”

Kid was sure the man would be so pissed he would just leave. However, the doctor took one look at him and busted into laughter.

“What the fuck is so funny?” Kid growled. “You,” Law gasped out. He took a few deep breaths, calming himself before talking. “You really think I’m going to fall for that load of shit? Killer already told me I was the first guy you ever let sleep in his bed, not once but twice. If I was so bad you wouldn’t have let me stay. You would have sent me on my way. Let’s be real here. You know what, I’ll even start. I like you, I really fucking do. You are a stubborn pain in the ass and yet I can’t get enough of you. Something about you is just so utterly addicting and I hate that I can’t stop myself but I’m falling for you and of course as soon as I admit it to myself you pull away. Kid tell me that you don’t feel the same and I’ll walk away right now and you will never see nor hear from me again. But please, that’s not what I want. Tell me you feel the same about me. This can’t just be a one way thing.”

The doctor pleaded with Kid, his knuckles turning white from gripping his empty bottle so hard. The man was trying his best to keep his composure but Kid could tell he was going to crack at any second. He bit the inside of his cheek, trying to contemplate what to do. He could tell the man he never wanted to see him again. Sure it would hurt like hell but he would eventually get over it and move on or he could tell him. He could tell him that he felt the same way and it scared the hell out of him and he could risk being hurt.

The redhead looked up, looking right at Law, seeing tears stream down his cheek. He held his head high, looking Kid right in the eyes. It was that moment that everything inside him snapped. He ignored his head, warning him against acting on his feelings. He dropped his bottle, the glass shattering on the floor as he pulled Law to him, fervently kissing him.

The two stayed locked in that moment, kissing each other as if it was the last kiss they would ever share, which both feared it might be.

“I,” Kid whispered, pulling away only to go back in. “Think I love you,” he breathed out, causing Law to pull away, breathless.

“Don’t say things you don’t mean,” he breathed out.

“I don’t,” Kid whispered, resting his forehead against the doctors. “I’ve.. I’ve never felt like this before. It scares the hell out of me. I ran in hopes of pushing you away so I wouldn’t get hurt. Yet you just wouldn’t give up you stubborn ass.”

Law laughed, wrapping his arms around Kid’s neck to bring him in closer. He kissed him, this time without as much urgency.

“It scares me too.”