#I need salt or I'll die and explode and ignite and shrivel and maybe even die

[annabelle--cane]

I'm in the pits of despair. my dorm building replaced the vending machines in the lobby a few months ago and the new ones are my mortal enemies. they can't scan our student ID cards anymore, the only cash they take are $1 bills, $5 bills, and quarters, and those are literally the only forms of currency I'm currently out of. I have every other kind of bill and coin But those. blease I just want some potato chips.