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#I really like to think Armin has soooooo much repressed and controlled anger towards Eren it's insane
moonspirit · 4 months
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Armin should have given Eren" the talk"
I 100% agree, but I wonder if anything would've come of it: Armin could make Eren sit down and watch 10 hours of film where people have sex and get pregnant and at the end of it Eren might still say, "But I didn't see the stork?! WHERE IS THE STORK?! And how did the baby get there in her tummy wHAT-!"
At this point Armin would really just whoop his ass.
It's a shame Eren didn't tell Armin about the 4 year cabin vacation, because if Armin had known that, he'd have beaten some good fucking sex-ed into Eren's head in the paths-sea. You think he wants his beloved sister Mikasa to get pregnant by some guy who doesn't know where babies come from?! FUck no. Best to steer Mikasa in the direction of another man or a lovely woman. That or teach this stork-believer how to properly use his dick.
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