#I think I'm pretty set on the “wow” “huh” afterall

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Official Collezione revisions included a change from "from the start he doesn't want to read it." to "he intentionally doesn't want to read it?!"

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[Please note, I’m an amateur in Japanese and have to use various resources and translation machines to help me. If you notice a possible mistake or want clarification, please bring it up to me *politely* and not aggressively or hostile.]

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- Meeting -

Well no- Hold the fuck up. I didn't think that. Really now? Okay. Stop. What's going on. Take a wild guess. Well either I fainted or I'm going crazy, so take your pick. Neither, genius, I'm standing right here. What do you mean? There's nobody here? Stop behaving like a lost foal, you're not looking for a person, I'm a horse. I'm. Wait. Let me get this fucking straight. My thoughts are being invaded. And by a horse. Indeed, thought you'd be smart enough to pin me down though. Hey, genius, I'm in a stable, that's not exactly a telltale trait. Want to keep guessing? You better not. I'll tell you if you stop complaining, some of us are trying to enjoy the, previously quiet, afternoon. Okay, sure. I'll stop complaining when you tell me what's up and this whole thing makes sense. So who are you? Find the stall with Moonlight on it. Thank you, I guess that makes you Moonlight then? You've got some basic deduction skills, commendable. Nevermind, thanks asshole. Didn't you tell me to stop complaining? Talk about hypocrisy. Two can play that game, girl. Deia. Excuse me? The name's Deia, not girl. Fancy name, any fun backstory? I don't know, it comes from Dea, means goddess. Wow, the universe was creative with that one. The universe? It's called "my parents". Nevermind, guess that's only funny to me.

There you are. They really put you in the deepest, darkest corner of the stable. You were really hard to find. Intentional, to put it lightly, I'm not the most generous host. No worries, I understand that sentiment. Atleast you're a really pretty horse. Thank you, seems you've got some manners in there afterall. A few, they seldom come to use. I can tell. Should I worry about the scars, though? You can see them? Yeah? Of course? Moonlight, you're covered in them. I'd be surprised if people couldn't see them. Don't worry about it, I'm fine. They're old. I guess so, still, how did you get these? Wouldn't you rather know why I'm in your head talking to you? I have to choose. Evidently. Well yes, then I will take the explanation of why the hell a horse is talking to me. There is a longer explanation, but trust me, you would not believe that one, so let me tell you the short version. Any versions is better than no version. Some people on Jorvik can simply do that, it's not unusual here, uncommon, but not impossible. I'm not from Jorvik, though. But you're on Jorvik right now. Touché. So, you're telling me that most people can't do this? Not really, no, but some can and that's what matters. Lovely, lucky me. If you dislike me that much, just say so. No you're fine, it's the statistics I'm unhappy with. Not a fan of being special? I prefer to stick to the background. I see, I understand that feeling.

"There you are, Deia!" Oh, great, him again. Still hasn't found his dad, huh. "I see you've found Moonlight, she's not usually this friendly. I'm impressed you seem to get along." Really now. "She's a treat." "You think? How wonderful! Hey, say what, would you like to have her as your horse for the summer?" So they hadn't assigned them yet. "Perfect, I'll set it up, since you've already found her I won't spend much time introducing you, but I'll give you all her info." "Thank you." "Great, I'll see you tomorrow, Deia! And once again sorry for having you arrive in the middle of this mess." What a coincidence. Lucky you, seems we'll see each other more often. I'm looking forward to it, this could be interesting. Aslong as you're onboard. For once? Yes, I am actually.