#I think the title's gonna be Poetry of a Blood Puddle but I need to get the whole thing into English first before I decide

[solradguy]

Got the JP manuscript compiled for Raven's GG2O short story. I'm gonna be away from my computer/Japanese materials for the next ~3 days though but at least the most monotonous part of this story is over now haha

[nedflix-n-chill]

Guinea Pig 2: Flowers of Flesh and Blood Aight, so Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls didn't really do anything for me except make me eat 5 more whole pizzas (I've gained 35 fucking pounds!) Since pornography failed to elicit a reaction lets pivot to faux snuff, why not? This is like the cinematic version of self harm, I'm just trying to feel anything here, I'm still spiraling. Uhm... how do you review this? Its 45 mintues of a man dressed like a samurai slowly dismembering a woman tied to a bed. THAT'S IT! The fx are kinda cool and by horror film standards they're damn good but if you're selling it as a faux snuff film then they need to be PERFECT and no one is gonna mistake it for being real unless you're Charlie Sheen and he's not exactly known for his good judgment (there's literally a title card which states this isn't real but BASED off a snuff film the director had actually seen, come on Sheen). I know you're thinking "Ned, is this really just 45 minutes of a woman being dismembered?" and I guess I haven't been entirely honest, that isn't all. The samurai often turns to the camera and delivers quite possibly the WORST "I'm a 13 year old who only just discovered goth culture and now write bad poetry about death" monologues. Seriously, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this puddle deep wannabe philosophical bullshit? This has to be satire, right? He's wearing a fucking SAMURAI outfit for fuck's sake, like of course this dude is a fucking dork, he probably got stuffed in lockers his whole life and now needs to cut up women because no one ever wanted to accompany him to the school dance. Is that the point though? Does it have a point? Does a film like this NEED to have a point? I don't fucking know, I'm not like an actual film critic, I'm just a guy who keeps eating an entire pizza in one sitting because I'm sad that God won't acknowledge I want to fight him. I don't have anything of value to offer you. The reputation surrounding the film is more interesting than the film itself and at least its short so its worth a morbid curiosity watch at best. https://www.instagram.com/p/CaIfr90FzlD/?utm_medium=tumblr