#I wanna hug him... I bet he's so soft w that fleece jacket on

[lady-starbind]

It’s official... I simp for a fictional jock now

I usually am not into jocks but... When the jock is SNOWY and ICY.... And reminds me of one of my alltime fave ocs... I have NO CHOICE but to S I M P

just look at him... I can’t.... this man is such a pretty boy... HE’S PRETTY, BUT HE’S ALSO COOL HE’S NOT A CRINGEY PRETTY BOY LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER, HE’S AN ACTUAL PRETTY BOY WHO’S COOL AND AWESOME JFBJKJDDKVBJDVFDKBDK Then again, I have a heavy bias to Wintery stuff and whatnot lol. But he’s so cool and mysterious.... and ofc I can’t help but feel bad for the guy. Boi just wants to snowboard, but apparently had to retire bc he got injured or something jxkbfkjvbjfks SPEAKING OF WHICH SNOWBOARDERS ARE HIGHLY ATHLETIC.... THIS MAN IS AN ATHLETE, ESP W THE FACT HE WAS A PRO SNOWBOARDER.... I wonder if he has muscles underneath all of that clothing...? Or might look pretty and toned? Probably pretty and toned, since he is a rather feminine young man. I already have a bunch of pics of him on my laptop.... he’s my computer bg.... gahhhh he’s so cool.... ;w; He’s prettier than me, cooler than me.... Why am I simping for a fictional SPORTS DUDE?! I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE “EWWWWW SPORTS!” KINDA PERSON! But.... maybe I can make a smol exception for Grusha... since he’s so cool ;w; I ship him so hard w my icy oc girl Cryo lolol... (it realistically would only happen as a crackship bc Cryo hates romance and.... idk if they’d vibe enough canonically to be romantic? jkvbkvbjvbd maybe they could def hit it off as friends...) tho I wouldn’t be insulted one bit if Grusha ever thought I was pretty enough to date... makeout with... or do anything sweet/romantic with.... But I could never get that lucky... he’s too cool and pretty for me... ;w; ....And too sporty lol ...doubt an ex pro snowboarder would look at me and be like “HOLY MAMA LUIGI YES, THAT’S A CUTE CHICK 1000/10 WOULD MARRY HER AND MAKE HER BEAR MY CHILDREN!!!” Idk man... been lowkey boycrazy lately... and this cute, icy snowboarder dude is right up my alley! Now if you will excuse me... *continues to writhe in Grusha brainrot*

What a pretty mans... ;w;