#I was just not built like that unfortunately but luckily there are hot butches who are

[cheapcheapfaker]

my he/they pronouns leaving my body when I find a roach in the house

[lifeofbouyd]

Butch Fight

Dedicated to Sheba

Sometimes I think I purposely put myself in situations I could have clearly avoided. I always do then think instead of thinking then do. By the time I realized I had made a decision using my second head it was already too late lol. I met this girl at KFC one summer who told me she was a Lesbian and wanted to try a dick for a change 😏. Of course I recommended my dick. I’ve never fucked a lesbian before so why let this pass. Apple was seeing someone at the time so there was nothing holding me back. We exchanged numbers and headed our separate ways. The entire drive home I kept smiling; it was as if I won the lotto. For weeks we texted and MMS. She’d send the sexiest pictures and texted the wildest things. Whenever she wasn’t around her family or girlfriend we’d jerk off to trash talk till we fell asleep.

She spent most that summer in Kingston so I didn’t see her until back to school. This chick was in 6th form and so was her girlfriend. We made plans for her to come see me that weekend but her girlfriend was playing security so that didn’t work out. I received several messages to stay away but no girl was gonna stop me from getting some. Imagine a Kelly Rowland face on Nicki Minaj body; that’s how Saniya looked. Everybody wanted her but that damn girlfriend of hers was getting on my nerve. She was a living double 6 lol. No matter how hard I tried she was always there to block me. I went as far as inviting her on a beach trip for Heroes Weekend and her girlfriend decided she wanted to come too. This girl wasn’t gonna give up easily; I guess that’s what made me push even harder. I tried everything possible that day but I was unsuccessful. I decided I was gonna give up and leave this girl alone. Too much drama for one girl. I met another hot chick at the beach that day and decided I was gonna chill with her instead; I had lost all hope in Saniya. I told her I didn’t know how to swim and believe it or not she was willing enough to teach. The entire time she was teaching I was focused on her perfect little tits. Just a mouth full of goodness sitting in her bra. I drooled while I sucked them off in my mind. My dick was like a swordfish pointing at her in the water. She had the audacity to say I was staring at her breast this whole time, how could she lol. I denied it, acting like I didn’t wanna run circles on her nipples.

Beach girl: Be honest, do you like my breast?

Me: Now that I’m looking they do look yummy 😋

Beach girl: Ok. Did you come alone?

Me: I came with my friends

Beach girl: Me too. I wanna hit the club later, you wanna come?

Me: Sure.

After all, there was no reason not to go. Saniya’s stupid girlfriend was playing security anyway so I decided I’d go with her. We took a shower together in the wash area and got ready. I could see the jealousy on Saniya’s face; she looked as if she wanted to kill her girlfriend.

Beach girl: You wanna come to the club with us?

Saniya: Sure I’d love to come.

Of course, Sheba tagged along too, she knew I wanted to fuck Saniya and she wasn’t having it. We stopped at KFC first for some food and I ended up getting more girls to tag along. Excluding Sheba, I was the only guy to nine girls. An orgy was the first thing that crossed my mind, I would be a king if I pulled it off.

We pooled together and ordered a few bottles when we got to the club. I took some weed from my weed bag and some cigars I had brought for the trip. The club was lit. Luckily and unfortunately for me, I was the service bull. These girls got out of control. Girls to the front, girls to the side and girls to the back. Selector kept “bigging” me up all night, we even got more drinks on the house. I rubbed Saniya till my dick was hard enough to push down a wall. What Sheba didn’t realize was, I had my hands right on her buff the entire time and while doing that beach girl was busy humping my leg lol. This made me super horny. By the time I started dancing with beach girl my dick was already stretched across to my pocket.

Beach girl: Follow me to the bathroom please, I need to pee.

I followed her cause I wanted to take a leak myself. By the time I started serving hot beer she came up behind me and held it.

Beach girl: Can I shake it for you?

Me: Sure

Who wouldn’t have said yes?. 😆. She got her shake and started to stroke it gently. Her hands were soft and moist as if she had soaked them in Shea butter. Under the influence, it felt so much like a deep massage. She turned me around and stroked it even harder while biting her lips.

Beach girl: I would suck it but I don’t know you that well to just suck it like this. Do you have a condom?

I pulled a pack from my weed bag in such a haste my phone fell and cracked. She rolled it slowly with one hand while stroking with the other. This girl was a pro. She pulled me in the toilet area and sat on top of it; gently she grabbed my nuts and rolled them in her hands like dice. I could have sworn I was gonna get a blowjob but she bent over for me to water her garden. We fucked for about five minutes before I came lol. She was so frisky on the pipe I couldn’t help but blow a fuse. She had already had several orgasms before I did but still didn’t want me to stop and as much as I wanted to go again I had to leave; the bus was ready.

Saniya and Sheba slept in my bed that night but I was way too exhausted to even try anything. I made them a big breakfast that morning trying to win Sheba’s trust. It would seem she swallowed it while eating because she got ready the instant she finished eating. Fuck her, lol I didn’t need her to get Saniya anyway. We texted day and night making plans that never worked. Everything seemed to be a waste of time. Just when I decided this was the end of us I ended up at a “dead yard” next to her house. I couldn’t decide if I was lucky or just at the right place at the right time lol. This was redemption day for her and hump day for me. She sneaked me in her house while her parents were next door and by the time we got to her room, she was naked. This chick wasted no time. She even accidentally tore my shirt while taking it off. She was so anxious she came long before I introduced her to the candy stick. I slowly kissed her while rubbing on her clit; she moaned and groaned and stroked my dick. By the time I stuck my finger in she was soaked. Her cum was dripping from fingers. I rubbed my dick on her entrance then slapped her pussy with it several times. She literally begged me to fuck her. I kept sliding the head in and taking it out to rub it on her clit again, she shook like an earthquake. Finally, I pushed it; deep breaths and tight holds. She squeezed me every move I moved and whenever I asked if I should stop she told me to shut up lol. For the first in her life she was getting a real dick and from her reaction she was loving it. The condom broke and by the time I could put another on someone started calling.

Saniya…….. Saniya…… where are you?

Her dad was calling her 🙄 just as I got it on. I grabbed my stuff and ducked under the bed. He came in and she pretended she was sleeping so he didn’t stay for long. I fucked her all night long, trying to fuck her brain straight. Whenever she needed a break she’d suck the candy then start again. No matter how much she cried she wanted more dick. At one point I sunk her head in the pillow with her back arched and drove her like a hammer hitting a nail; I gave her dick for days. She could hardly wake up to let me out in the morning lol. I had given her a trophy fuck and opened her appetite. She had now realized what she was missing, a piece of rubber and a stiff tongue ain’t all there is to life.

We fucked several times after and they were all epic. We started having sex so often I had forgotten she had a girlfriend. Grand market night I took her out with my friends to party like animals but I got the surprise of a lifetime. The party was booming and mostly girls songs were playing; we were “vibing” to a song when someone pushed me. I’m the kinda guy who escalates real quick without a sight of hesitation and I took bulshit from no body. To my surprise it was Sheba, she had come for Saniya.

Sheba: I told you to leave my girlfriend alone and you didn’t hear. It didn’t have to come to this.

Me: Go home, she’s happy with me

Sheba: shut the fuck up

She stood there arguing for a while but I wasn’t even giving her the time of day. “Dem seh trouble no set up like rain”, and I witness that parable that day. She attacked me with a Rumbar quart bottle and if my reflexes were slow I’d probably be dead. This girl was determined to get her girlfriend back but Saniya decided she wasn’t going anywhere. She hurled bottles at us which caused people to scatter like shots were firing. I ain’t the kind of guy to hit a girl but this girl was no fucking girl. She was big and built as if she lived in the gym. Her hands were just as big as mine so this was no David and Goliath fight. I stared at him with my temper in my head and told him ima kill him if he don’t chill the fuck out. Saniya told her then and there it’s over and that’s when shit got real. She attacked me again with a bottle and we started fighting. We fought like two men in the middle of the party, right hands thrown across the face, kicks like she was playing Rambo in an action movie. All this time the fight was going on I was defending myself, not a chance to throw a punch. My shield up like a boxer because this chick had cornered me like a Pussy 🤣. She made one mistake and I punched her/him in the face landing her on her back. She stood up again but staggered away to the ground. She was knocked the fuck out and I had to rush with her to the hospital 🤦‍♂. The same girl who was just trying to kill me for her girlfriend. Sigh 😔. I felt bad because I didn’t wanna have to knock her out, at least not like that 🤣.

The doctor couldn’t believe I knocked her out with my bare hands as she took a while to come to. My face was the first she saw when she opened her eyes, and I could see the surrender on her face; she had finally given up. I told her I was sorry for what went down and I also told Saniya to go back to her cause obviously she was willing to die for her even though she was “dickmatized”. Sheba and I eventually became friends. She allowed me to fuck Saniya as a peace treaty and even brought other girls from time to time. Not how I had imagined it but it was a win-win. Who was I to complain? Life threw me lemons and I made lemonade.

Life is worth living. You only get one, so live it to best.

“Sheba, big up yuh self mi g. Years we no touch the road. Soon link up and hold a vybz”