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It's 11:51 pm, and I've just learned that I can hold my breath for 1 minute and 48 seconds. Underwater.
Why did I test this?
...I have no idea.
#late night hours#bathing is just mermaid school if you want it to be#did you guys ever see videos of those women who play as underwater mermaids?#I really think they're amazing#Also I'm not a boomer#I used proper punctuation and capitalization in tags because my mom was an English major#and she passed it on to me#and I've only recently been trying to do normal tagging behavior#as you can see#it's a work in progress#and by progress#I mean stagnation#I will continue my eclectic and inconsistent tagging behavior until the day I die#and probably my next life as well#there's a different person within me who only shows up when it's past midnight#and that's person is a wackjob with a poor habit of doing things and leaving evidence#only to forget they did it#which means I forgot they did it#and so I'll wake up with story ideas I don't remember writing#bookmarks I don't remember saving#posts that have been lost in the ethers of my brain#all to rot away in the backlogs of my memory filing system#anyways my family and I have nicknamed that person in me as 3am Jestoria#and she sometimes likes to leave little notes for me#that again I don't remember writing#and it can be anything from “give the people what they want and what they want is smut”#to “have you ever thought about the implications that come from eating a banana when a banana shares 93% of our dna makeup#which means that eating a banana split is a uniquely morbid method of canabalization?“#“anyways good night!”#jestoria
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