#I wish I knew some sexy sexy lapidary worker

[roseseafoam]

Hilarious to me that AliExpress will misinterpret my interest in their various (and counterintuitively named) “yoni wands”. I keep staring at them because I’m wondering how insane it would be to message one of those vendors and ask them to whittle one of the prettier amethyst or rose quartz… “wands” into a hair stick.