#I’m literally dying oh my god

[sweetest-honeybee]

Your Crime Puppets AU NEEDS to have a crossover with krasytoonz Gangster AU it’s gonna be so funny seeing Detective/Investigator Barnaby meet his gangster self

I fucking HATE (/pos) that the gangster au is a thing @krasytoonz what kind of MONSTROSITY is that ?? 😂

[irwinkitten]

Okokok let's bully the swede, dude(but not really ofc because she da sweetest) but lets elaborate prince!Lu and his breeding kink🙌because lets be honest hed be such a fucking slut like fucking you everywhere possible in every angle. Like fucking you missionary on the couch in his office and pressing one hand against your lower abdomen while lightly choking you and hes grunting 'let's fill you up and make that belly go round' whoop whoop i hate myself

He’d love having you in his office. He’d make sure the guards head out for their lunch and he’d eat you out on the desk, unable to help himself because you look so pretty, legs spread and head thrown back for him. And he’d pick you up and carry you over to the couch, pressing you into the cushions as he’s whispering how he’s gonna fill you up and you can only moan in response. And as he’s got his hand against your abdomen, the other around your throat, the cool rings that adorn his fingers pressed into your skin, he’s groaning about filling you with his heirs and how he can’t wait to see you carrying his babies and you’re begging him at this point, on the brink of orgasm and it’s your whispered “just wanna be filled with your children” that sends him over the edge and you’re following on, both of you gasping for air as he slowly kisses your face and the marks from his fingers as you’re trying to catch your breath before he pulls out and carefully cleans you up, pulling you so that you’re straddled across his lap. “I can’t wait to see you carrying my children. You’re gonna be the best mother and the most beautiful wife, especially pregnant” and you’ve still got that euphoric feeling, giggling as he kisses you all over your face with soft ‘I love yous’

@plainwhiteluke enjoy xo