#I'll wake up in the middle of the night to find one of my earplugs is at the foot of the fucking bed
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Nothing puts the fear of god into you like forgetting where you set your phone down after starting the washing machine.
#captain's log#I genuinely freaked out#not only cause I'd have to walk passed two people that give me INSANE anxiety to get to the laundry room#but because I am such a dumbass I could 100% accidentally put my phone into the washer/dryer#my brain is so bad#I literally lose my earplugs WHILE I'M SLEEPING#I'll wake up in the middle of the night to find one of my earplugs is at the foot of the fucking bed#how do I do that#like genuinely how#I also lose them every other night before getting into bed#I'm soooo quirky
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