#I'm not immune to canine propaganda | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pallanophblargh · 10 months

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Oh no, not me, human often frustrated by the willful whims of mammals, looking warmly at the profiles of mostly bully mix type dogs in local shelters.

Don't worry, I'm not that brand of impulsive. I just love their big smiles and I'd never met one I didn't like.

Alternately, I'm missing my childhood dog (who wasn't a bully type) but like all dogs, he was a certified Good Boy.

#April rambles #I'm not immune to canine propaganda #but I can be particular of course #I think people might guess what breed my childhood dog was #anyway I love bully type grins #they have hippo faces #I'm not the usual asshole who feels entitled to dogs I'm always overthinking if I could do right by them #it's a question of a dog fitting into the lifestyle with feasible adjustments #my patience is so much better now that I'm medicated lol #I'm not worried since I know myself and my capabilities #for the time being I'm gonna smile guiltlessly at pictures #fond memories of the time I was drawing in a coffee shop and two amstaff looking dogs bolt over to me #and put their basketball heads in my lap #and the owner is like “I'M SO SORRY they got out of hand”#and I'm like we're good they love my magic scritchies #core memory right there

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