#I'm so tireeeed

[tatatale]

SEASON 3

A L I V E: Part 70.

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Sorry I couldn’t add EVERYONE but you guys were too many, I didn’t expect this, thank you so much for sending your hopes and dreams to Alive!!

Credits!

Underfell by @/underfell

And:

I hope I’m not missing someone 💦

[h-f-k]

i'm taking this 3d course and i love it but my god taking a nap seems like a great idea

[keldabesos]

some padawan sketches

[insidi0summoved]

i was going to write today but work kicked my butt, so drafts & replies on disco will happen tomorrow

[quemirabobo]

Me: yeeeeey I'll learn another language!!

Me like 2 hs into it: why do I do this to myself??

[roeverthemoon]

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[b-rainlet]

Fellas, officially noping out of TimDami week

[cartierre]

FORMATION | dua lipa

SOCIAL MEDIA!AU dua lipa x fem!formula2!driver

side note: dua lipa is so insanely gorgeous omg side note pt2: funny thing is i also have a callum turner request in my inbox hahahahaha they are the sexiest couple rn

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yourusername using the summer break to take my mind off things

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user1 girl you're not reading jean paul sartre be so real right now ⤷ yourusername being educated is attractive

user2 isn't smoking like bad especially for an athelete? ⤷ yourusername i won't tell my trainer if you won't ;)

user3 you deserve a break after that media day at the barcelona day!

user4 you're literally my idol

user5 when i grow up i want to be like you (i'm literally 27)

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yourusername celebrating a win is just so much more fun when you do it with the person you love <3

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user6 okay so she definitely is dating another girl atm

user7 winner of the race and winner of another woman's heart... man i wanna be you so bad

user8 idk if i wanna be you or be with you

user9 wait... someone said dua lipa attended the f2 sprint and feature races and got white roses when y/n posted about white roses... ⤷ user10 if that's true then they unlocked a whole new level of soft launching

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yourusername everywhere i go, i see something that reminds me of your love

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user11 "songs we sing together" dua lipa is a singer ⤷ user12 and basically a poet (poésie) cuz she writes songs

user13 babe i'm unemployed i could literally go everywhere with you if you give me a chance! we wouldn't need to do long distance!

user14 your profile is literally my pinterest board at this point

user15 whoever is dating my baby better get onto the next plane and fly to her!

user16 sick and tireeeed of this soft launch i'm so over it

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yourusername happy birthday ;)

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user17 I KNEEWWWW IT

user18 finally i can rest omg these past months have been a nightmare with all the hints and teasing

user19 WE'VE BEEN FREED FROM THE SOFT LAUNCH

dualipa thank you babes 🫶🏻 ⤷ yourusername love you! ❤️

user20 the gays have won today

[girlgenius1111]

you can't keep secrets from us

arsenal wfc x reader

more of a blurb because i'm tireeeed.

r has a secret girlfriend. the team finds out, and they are NOT pleased.

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You didn't know the hickey was there, truly. You would have to be stupid to knowingly go into the locker room and change in front of your teammates with a hickey on your chest. Anyone would have been made fun of but you? It would be 1000x worse if it was you. You had been with the team for years, since you were 16. Now, you were 19, yet everyone still treated you like the kid you'd been when you'd arrived.

The moment Katie's eyes fell to your upper chest, voice fading out, and you looked down to see what she was staring at, you knew you were fucked. You were thought briefly of throwing a shirt on and taking off out of the locker room, but then everyone would just chase you, and it would be even worse. So, you stood silently, wincing as Katie's loud, loud voice filled the room.

"What is THAT," she shouted, and the locker room went silent around you.

"What's what?" Beth asks, spinning you around. Her jaw drops. You don't blame her; it's ridiculously large, and you make a mental note to scold your girlfriend when you get home. "Who did that to you!" Beth shrieks, and you cover your face with your hands, feeling blood rush to your cheeks.

"You are too young for hickeys, too young for sex," Leah begins, marching over to glare at you from a shorter distance.

"Guys, I don't need a lecture," you say pathetically, bringing your shirt up to cover the mark.

"Well maybe if you hadn't come into the locker room with the worlds biggest hickey," Katie muttered.

"Was it a one night stand?" Alessia asked, and you shoot her a glare. She only smirks mischievously in return. As one of the younger girls, you'd have hoped she would have your back.

"Yeah, y/n, you pick someone up at a bar?" Kyra calls, and you resist the urge to throw something at her. There is a strict no-throwing-things-at-Kyra rule, one that everyone has to fight hard not to break, every day. She just really bring it out in everyone.

You pull your shirt on, finally, but you're boxed in at your locker, surrounded completely by Beth, Leah, Katie, and a silent yet nauseated looking Steph. Steph was your only hope, the only one who you believed could really reign in the others' teasing. You looked pleadingly at her. Just as you're sure Steph is going to tell everyone to leave you alone, Viv speaks up.

"Maybe she has a girlfriend?" She placates. The look on her face tells you she thinks she's being helpful, but her words make the locker room go quiet once again.

"No, no way. She would have told us if she had a girlfriend." Leah scoffs, before her eyes widen at the look on your face. You're completely caught out, and you know it.

The 4 girls surrounding you let out a collective gasp, and Katie drops onto the bench dramatically. Caitlin places her hands on her shoulders, and sighs as if she's just found out she lost a loved one.

"I think I might pass out," Katie says, leaning into Caitlin.

"We'll get through this together, as a team," Caitlin declares.

You roll your eyes at their dramatics, but Steph's hands are on your shoulders, and you're no longer hoping she'll protect you. Instead, you're beginning to think you need to be protected from her.

"Tell me you don't have a secret girlfriend," Steph begs.

"I don't have a secret girlfriend," you say automatically and Leah wacks the back of your head. "Okay okay! She's not a secret girlfriend, I just hadn't mentioned her yet," you say, and the room goes into an uproar. Everyone is asking questions over each other, and you couldn't possibly answer them all.

"Who is she?"

"Are you being safe?"

"What's her name? First AND last!"

"What does she look like?"

"How old is she?"

"What does she do?"

The onslaught of questions is interrupted, thankfully, by Kim and Lia walking into the room. They'd been talking to Jonas, and they'd left the locker room in relative calmness, which is not what they returned to.

"QUIET!" Kim yells, once again bringing silence.

"What is happening?" Lia asks, looking worried.

"SOMEONE has a secret girlfriend, and showed up with a huge hickey on her chest." Leah responded automatically, and you sigh. You shouldn't have come today. You shouldn't have even gotten out of bed.

Lia and Kim look at you in disbelief. Then, Kim goes to the door, and shuts it. They both turn to you.

"How could you keep this from us?" Lia asks incredulously. You groan, looking at Kim as your last hope.

"Can we meet her?" she asks, lips tugging into a grin. The captain has spoken, evidently, and now everyone is grabbing for your phone, and the questions resume.

You groan, sitting down heavily on the bench.

"ALRIGHT. One question at a time."

Surprisingly, it's Kyra's voice that breaks through first. "Is that why you kicked me out last night? So you and your secret girlfriend would have time to fu-"

"KYRA" you shout, interrupting her. She smiles innocently at you, and now the whole room just looks disgusted. Leah raises her hand next, a stern expression on her face that you recognize as the face she makes when arguing with refs. You point to her, gesturing for her to speak.

"I have 5 questions. Should I ask them all together, or one at a time?"

It was going to be a long day.

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[canine-brained]

Bro I have to study for an exam tomorrow but I'm so lazy and tireeeed

I also wanna turn into a dog

[stormblessed95]

I can't with them... 😂😂🥰🥰

Beside the jikooking this was a fun live 😁😁

It was SO CUTE!! And omg you embedded the Twitter post in your ask and that's amazing 😍😍😍 also such a cute edit of the comments!!

I'm also going to include this summary post from @minggukieology instead of doing it myself because I'm #lazy

I'm just going to add that I've seen all kinds of various opinions on JKs haircut but I honestly LOVE IT. I think it's so cute and he looks so freaking pretty it's unreal

I'm also just highling the full translations here of when Jimin showed up and JKs adorable smile. It's a thread. Open it for the thread

Hobi ALSO wanting Jimins attention in the comments of JKs live. Lmfao they all miss him so bad. You know that man is BUSY AF

Jimin lowkey thirsting on main watching his boyfriend JK work out. And the "protect hyung" comments again 😭🥺 You know JK makes him feel safe and loved and protected always 🥰

I love them sooooo much I swear

[seariii]

checking in. . poke poke... ( did I already send one?? camt remember.. )

*hugs you and let myself fall on you* fiiiiishhhh I'm tireeeed

I spent like 8-9 hours on the airport and then the flight was so stressful because there were turbulences

But I'm finally home and changed to my pijamas and had dinner and I'm finally chilling on the couch

[kindestegg]

Platinum Bones Week - 03/04 - Day 4: Feast

Day 4!! WHAT!! And that means we are so close to WAD too!! This one is WAY sillier, still with my teen/future King and Collector in mind.

Premise for this one is King is very hungry after going out hiking with Colly and they decide to hit up the local fast food joint. Shenanigans ensue.

King's paws scraped the earth underneath them, giving way as he slid down the hill and jumped off at its foot, ready to take the road back.

He puffed, quite tired, paws on his knees. At least, the water still dripping off his fur helped him cool off.

Collector was not too far behind.

"That was fun!" They exclaimed as they landed next to King, grabbing each of their pigtails and wringing them dry. "I'm glad Luz was right, and that trail did lead to a waterfall with normal water."

"Yeah, but now I'm tireeeed." King whined. His stomach grumbled, and he put a paw over it. "And hungry."

"You want me to carry you? Again?" Collector put their hands on their hips and raised an eyebrow.

King shook his head. "Nah. I do still want to get food, though."

"Okay, just say the word!" Collector began swirling his finger in the air, sparkles stirring around it, ready to conjure up anything.

"I was actually craving some Beast Killer's. Their burn-gers are the best around and we haven't had some in a while." King told him.

"Aw, okay." Collector removed their finger from the air, wagging it to dissipate the magic. "You wanna go to the Bonesborough place? That went pretty well last time."

King giggled. "Yeah, if you can call that well."

"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" Collector was already playing with some fake snails he had made appeared, throwing them and shuffling them around their hands.

"So what are we paying with this time? Snails? Tears? Screams?" They grinned devilishly at him.

King laughed. "Maybe this time we don't scare the staff half to death just to steal some fast food?"

"Boo. I know you had fun." Collector crossed their arms and pouted. "Besides, they don't even need the money, they're a megacorp, they're super wealthy!"

"I know, but scaring the poor overworked employees doesn't really add anything to that. We can steal ethically." King raised a claw.

Collector laughed. "You're such a weirdo. But okay, hmmm... how about we kidnap the employees later and give them lots of money for it afterwards? Then their bosses won't even get a cut and can't get mad at them!"

King laughed even louder. "What?! And I'm the weirdo?!"

"What! It's a good plan! I'm being nice I'm compromising!" Collector protested.

King tried to calm himself and finish laughing. "Fine, fine. That does sound kind of fun."

They walked some more until they reached the town, and looked for the restaurant.

Finally, they walked into the busy fast food joint, swinging open the doors and nearly knocking over the cardboard cutout of the restaurant's mascot, a grinning grey skinned demon dressed in leather garb and giving a thumbs up while holding up a skewer with a stabbed boar on its end.

"Hello, everyone! Good afternoon!" Collector announced, already holding up a star spinning around his fingers.

The entire restaurant turned to look at them, staff and costumers alike, trembling in place, not daring to move a muscle.

"Huh. They're already pretty antsy." King whispered to Collector.

"U-uhm, hello! Would you l-like a table?" A waiter finally showed up in front of them.

"How kind of you! Yes, please." Collector nodded happily.

They were walked to a pretty comfortable looking one, close to the window and with cushioned seats by the wall.

"And what would you like to e-eat?" The waiter asked.

King had glanced at the menu briefly, but already knew what he wanted: "The full roaring killer pack combo, please. Oh, and fairy acid, big bucket sized."

"Woah! That's a pretty big order, King." Collector commented raising an eyebrow.

"Hey, I told you I was hungry, dude." He side eyed them, then patted his belly. "I'm a growing titan, I need my nutrients."

"Alright, alright." Collector smiled and then turned to the waiter, holding the glowing star close to his face: "My friend here is pretty hungry, so please consider prioritizing his order."

"A-alright." The waiter gulped, backing away from the star that was held too close for comfort.

He turned to Collector: "Anything for you?"

"Hmmm. I don't need to eat but..." He took a look at the menu. "Could I get the swirling blood meteor shower ice cream dessert? It's so pretty!"

"You're not gonna pocket that to just freeze it and look at it forever like last time, right?" King asked him.

"Nah, I actually wanna eat this time. Wanna know what it tastes like. Consume it so the prettiness stays in me forever." Collector assured him.

"Is that why you're always trying to bite me?" King mumbled.

"What?" Collector asked.

"What?" King repeated.

"Anyway." Collector turned back to the waiter. "You don't have to rush mine, so worry about King's first, please."

"A-alright, right away!" The waiter nodded and soon rushed to tell the kitchen.

"And now we wait." Collector stretched their arms over the table and drummed on it a bit. "Hope yours doesn't take too long, big guy."

"Eh, it's fine." King wagged his tail at the term. "I don't think they're gonna dare take too long."

"Oh no, I should've told them to take care with your order..." Collector covered their mouth. "Then it won't be perfect!"

"Collector, it's a fast food joint. It's not supposed to be perfect, just good to fill your belly." King leaned back on the seat, arms tucked back.

"Hmm, alright, if you say so." Collector leaned back too.

A pause, King drummed his claws on the table making a clacking sound.

"Man, I smell like wet titan." Collector commented after a while.

"Oh, you smell like wet titan?" King repeated, huffing playfully.

"Yes, me." Collector responded. "You jumped right on top of me like five times! I remember your big titan butt pushing me down to the bottom."

"You were fiiiine. Besides, you were giggling the whole time!" King pointed out.

Collector broke out a small grin. "Never said I didn't like it. But I do smell like wet titan."

"And so do I. Or maybe I smell like wet collector." King smiled back.

"Okay, h-here's your roaring killer pack combo, and the fairy acid, sir." The waiter returned, barely being able to hold everything, relying on magic to keep the rest in the air.

"Ohhh." Collector clapped. "Look, King! It's all for you!"

King didn't respond, instead licking his fangs as an embarrassingly loud growl escaped his stomach and soon his own throat was making the noise, eyeing the food ferociously.

The waiter let out a shriek of fear seeing the huge titan react like that, and set the plates down and ran off.

Without much delay, King dug in, growling happily as he pushed it into his maw, taking pauses to delicately drink from the straw of his beverage.

Collector simply stared happily, getting splattered by some of the sauce flying in the titan's attack.

"Thith ith weally good!" King munched on a bone fragment, then stretched out a beast leg at him. "You want some?"

Collector shook his head, still smiling warmly. "Nah, I got my own order coming up."

"Suit yourfelff." King shrugged as he continued to chow down.

Collector watched for a bit longer, and eventually his order came to the table as well, the waiter as usual rather nervously setting it down.

"Ooooh! So pretty!" Collector had stars in his eyes, jumping up and down in his seat. "Almost looks too good to eat!"

"Collector." King scolded him. "You said you'd eat it."

"I am! Just admiring it, sheesh." Collector rolled his eyes and grabbed the spoon.

"Hey, wait." Collector called before the waiter left. "Could you get us the latest promotional toys, please? I want the Slobbering Dragon."

"Oh!" King stopped and wiped his mouth. "Can I get the Vampire Moth? I don't have that one yet."

"Ah, those only come with the kids meal promotion, sirs." The waiter tried to inform.

"Oh!" Collector grinned and snapped his fingers, summoning the star projectile again at his hand. "I think you misunderstood! We just want the toys, please."

"No, no, I understand! I'll get you those!" The waiter waved his hand in the air and then summoned the two toys as asked, and set them down on the table as well.

"Aw! He's so sleepy and drooly..." Collector grabbed his toy and squeezed it, the rubbery plastic dragon bulging the bubble that came out of its mouth at the pressure.

"Hey, Colly, check this out." King paused to try out his toy as well, putting his claws on top of the plastic moth and pressing.

The motion revealed pointy plastic fangs that erupted under its maw, while its eyes lit up red. "Raaaaagh!" It cried.

"Oh my stars, I love it!" Collector fawned over it too. "I'll have to get it next time."

"Can't you just make any you want, though?" King asked.

"Yeah, but it's not the same! I like getting these to collect properly." Collector explained, and finally popped a spoonful of ice cream into his mouth.

"I swear that toy shelf you have just keeps getting bigger." King shook his head and smiled, going back to finish his meal.

"Collector magic, baby! You should expect that." Collector grinned while digging around to catch more star sprinkles in his spoon.

After getting another spoonful in, he added: "Next time you come over, check out some of my duplicates. I could let you have some!"

"Hmm, do you have any plush ones?" King scratched his chin.

"Yeah, I got a few." Collector licked the spoon.

They fell silent again, until they finished their meals.

......................

The Beast Killer's employees woke up, remembering having only been at their shift while that terrifying star child that had once ripped up the Isles and the last living titan were at the restaurant.

They soon realized they had all been tied up and dropped at the back alley behind the establishment, struggling to get up and look around.

Soon, their kidnappers revealed themselves, stepping out of the shadows.

Oh... great. So those two finished eating.

"Hey, everyone! Great job!" Collector declared happily. "We were very satisfied with your service!"

"Uh, sorry about this, we'll let you go in a minute." King lifted up a paw in the air awkwardly.

"To thank you, and make sure your pesky bosses don't take your cut, we've decided to give you some prize money ourselves!" Collector continued, and winked. "That way, you got kidnapped, and whatever happened is not your fault."

They snapped their fingers and a mountain of snails rained on the staff, making them cry out in surprise and try to duck from the impact.

"Uhm, Colly, maybe it'd be better if they were in bags? Y'know, easier to carry?" King tugged on their coat.

"Ah. Good point." Collector snapped their fingers again, and the snails disappeared and then reappeared in small purple bags with stars on them, each in front of an employee.

"Well, you're free to go everyone! Bye, bye!" They clapped their hands, and the ropes binding the staff disappeared.

Immediately, they scrambled for their bags and ran off.

"Heh, what nice young witches." Collector put their hands on their hips, smiling and rolling their eyes.

"Well, are you heading home now?" King asked.

"Hm, yeah, probably. Need a lift to your place too?" Collector smiled and summoned their star board, now bigger to accommodate their larger teen selves.

"OK, but go slow, or that roaring beast will come back to haunt you." King told him.

They looked at each other and both laughed, then got on the star and started on their way home.

[cringe-y-gumi]

Forget school, embrace the dreamnoblade. For this we must imagine:

Techno being the one they put in prision, the server decided that he is the biggest threat, without him dream couldn't have blown up lmanburg, quackity would have his two eyes, tubbo won't be scarred and everyone would have their home. So they take Phil again, they used ranboo against him as much as it hurt Tommy to use his friend like this.

Techno is unsurprised but disappointed nonetheless. He spends the few first weeks trying to grow potatoes in the cauldron because Sam doesn't give him enough for his half piglin side. But one day quackity arrives.

He just wants atonement from what happened in the butcher army,but even tough he is decked out techno still manages to trow him into the lava so next time he comes back with potion, and they work a little too well in making the piglin weak.

It gets to the point even the sigth of a regen potion makes Techno pale.

This goes on only for two months.

Dream decides that Techno is worth more alive than dead (and he may or may have not missed his rival) So with the knowledge he has of the prison he gets him out nobody the wiser, Phil is still on the artic trying to make a plan with ranboo and Nikki.

Cue cottage core arc where Dream is very sweet and caring to Techno while he is very emotionally constipated. Dream gets the rest of the syndicate when Techno heals up and makes the rest of the server go boom boom.

I do not regret writing this long ass ask.

Oh gosh, I almost let this one slip out of my mind.

I'm so tireeeed... But tbh, seeing some people still enjoying the things I also like— like Dreamnoblade of course, I'm all good

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and YEEES!!! Please for the love of god, I BADLY WANT SOME DNB COTTAGE ERA WITHOUT BEING HIDDEN BEHIND THE TITLE RIVALS DUO ( ≧Д≦)!!!

I may be biased, but the potential, the subtexts of some of the fics I read are OH SO THERE! Sometimes I wonder if some of them wanted to actually write dnb but due to its reputation, didn't.

Or maybe I'm projecting...

Anyway, I'm getting side tracked.

I would LOVE to read this one!!! But also add this:

When Dream broke Techno out of the prison, the Syndicate never knew. So when they were executing a prison-escape— one that was a little after Dream broke Techno out, they met a barren, empty cell.

Syndicate be panicking, while Dream and Techno be enjoying their cottagecore era.

Of course, Techno needs to heal— both physically and mentally but mostly it's emotionally.

After spending 2 months in that cell with Quackity taunting the fuck out of him, his Rival/friend acting all soft and domestic is the last thing he would want to deal with. But he doesn't have a choice.

Because the thing is... Not even Dream knew why.

"Techno is a powerful ally so he needs to get on his good side" is what Dream tells himself. You see, no business partners would wake up early to make sure the other eats. No business partners would learn the way the other likes their bath (temperature) or their coffee.

When Dream first noticed himself, he found out he likes what he's feeling and is he started to do them more.

When Techno finally noticed, he found out he wasn't opposed to the feeling and so he also started doing the same.

But remember the Syndicate?

Just when things starts to become better, the Syndicate managed to accomplish their goal: To find and rescue Technoblade who they all assumed was kidnapped and kept somewhere.

So with that, they managed to catch the two off-guard— successfully getting Techno, and capturing Dream.

Techno doesn't accept it. No one is listening to him. Dream— being used to this treatment, isn't even speaking

AHHH I want hurt comfort, more when I finally get some sleep...

Also I appreciate such long ask! I like Reading them!

[imkindatheman]

I'm so tireeeed, I need like 3 days to sleep. Aaaah why is it Monday againnnnn?

[wojenka]

aghh,, pls dont mind my previous ask; i was mistaken ;0; i do hope ur doing ok tho

/ᐢ⑅ᐢ\ ♡ ₊˚ ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ ♡‧₊˚ ♡ ./づ~ :¨·.·¨: ₊˚ `·..·‘ ₊˚ ♡

That's totally fine!! Dates are so confusing sometimes T_T I'm doing ok! I'm just tireeeed... How are you?