#I'm stuck in a ravine! Again! And there's a Klawf somewhere in here! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pokemonthingsandstuff · 2 years ago

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Klawf is an ambush predator. You'd think that the horrible land crustacean wouldn't be good at that, but then when it's actually in the environment it should be in, you will immediately lose them.

In other news, there's a Klawf somewhere in this goddamn ravine. I don't know where, but there sure is one! I may be bigger than it, but I fear it nonetheless.

#pokemon headcanons #pokemon handling #klawf #I am having a TERRIBLE day.#arent you always having a terrible day #It's been worse than usual!#I'm stuck in a ravine! Again! And there's a Klawf somewhere in here!#kc cant you just #kick it #its not that big im comparison to you #You aren't going to believe this but uh #did you sprain your knee. whatd you break. how bad.#I don't know how I did this but I managed to screw up something with my hip.#Already got emergency services on their way. Needed something to get my mind off the fact that I'm stuck with a fucked up hip in a ravine.#It's not working great but it's been enough!#kc how the shit do you have data are you anywhere close to alright #I don't know and I'm still lucid! That'd gotta count for something! This doesn't hurt nearly as bad as you think it does #only because it pales in comparison to some of the other stuff. It's not that bad of an injury #just bad enough for me not to be able to climb out of a ravine. I bet I'll be running around again in a month.#how the hell did i get labelled as the server maniac when you exist #how much longer until emergency service arrive?!#Ah like 10-12 minutes. Gonna have to find more ways to keep myself sane in the meantime.#for fucks sake kc im going to call you and i will keep you occupied until they get here.

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