#I'm too hungryyyyyy

[bluecookiesabi]

I'm in that lovely state where I'm hungry but there's nothing to eat that's easy to acquire so now I'm just. Not eating

[localemofreak]

Chocolate Chip Pancakes.

(Rockstar!Dad!Eddie Munson x Mom!Fem!Reader)

(A/n: there's no song connected to this one, I just got bored and came up with a cute little story because two things have been in my mind 24/7- Rockstar Eddie and Dad Eddie. So I mixed them, please enjoy idk what I'm really doing here-)

‼️Warnings: LOTS of fluff, kissing, little kiddos, teasing of smut but doesn't happen bc of kiddos 😔, but that's really it ig- tell me if I forgot something.‼️

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The Saturday, LA sun shined through the curtains right onto your face, slowly waking you up to the feeling of warmth on your face.

A small sigh fell from your nose as your eyes fluttered openly slowly, turning your head slightly to see your husband already awake.

Eddie was laying on his side, his brown curls wild from sleep and his brown doe eyes soft with a tired tint in them- his head rested in his hand as he looked down at you with a little tired grin, slightly making it obvious he had been staring at you when you were sleeping.

"How long have you've been watching me-" you mumbled tiredly while slowly closing your eyes again, causing Eddie to let out a small chuckle as he picked his head up from his hand.

"Long enough my sweetheart~" he hummed, moving his lips right next to your ear which caused a small shudder to run down your spine.

Eddie seemed to take notice, letting out another low chuckle as he pressed a small kiss on the back of your ear, slowly moving his small trail of kisses down your neck as you tried to wake yourself up.

"Ed- baby... it's too early for this-" you whined quietly, lazily pushing him away as you opened your eyes slightly, your actions doing nothing to the metalhead as he just smirked against your skin, continuing to kiss at your exposed neck.

As Eddie moved his lips more downwards in the crook of your neck, your eyes slowly fluttered shut as you let out a small hum, obviously enjoying it in some way as you slowly tilted your head to the side, giving him more access to your neck.

Eddie just let out a small chuckle against your skin, lightly sucking and nibbling at your skin as shaky breaths fell from your lips.

As Eddie started to slowly make his way to hover over you, you hear the sound of your guys bedroom door slamming as the door swings open- causing your eyes to shoot open and Eddie to quickly pull away.

You sat up slowly as your ears filled with the sound of tiny excited shrieks from your two young daughters, causing you to wince slightly since it was still pretty early.

"Girls-! Girls-! Come on ladies, tone it down please." Eddie called out, raising his voice slightly as the shrieking seemed to hurt his ears as well.

The young girls just quickly climbed onto the bed, trading their playful shrieks to giggles as they quickly got on all fours, crawling their way up to the top of the bed to cuddle with you and Eddie.

"Mommy! Daddy-! We're hungryyyyyy" your 6 year old daughter, Sabrina whined- her little arms wrapping around her dad's tattooed bicep as he sat up in the bed.

"Yeah-! I'm hungwyyy!!" Your 4 year old, Willow whined as well, her little lisp showing through her words.

They both were just clinging onto Eddie, causing you to chuckle as you watched him lift them both up, standing up from the bed with both of them in his arms.

"Alright, alright-! Why don't we head downstairs my little babes- get everything set up for mom, how does pancakes sound??" Eddie said, causing the girl's faces to light up as he quickly placed them down.

"Pancakesss!!!" They both squealed before quickly sprinting out of the room, causing you and Eddie to look at each other and chuckle.

As Eddie followed them out of the room, you slowly got up, rubbing your face and yawning as you slowly shuffled behind.

The girls were already in the kitchen, eager to start making pancakes as Eddie went to go grab the supplies to make pancakes.

Both girls were chasing after each other, squealing and giggling happily as they ran around the big kitchen of your nice Los Angeles home.

With the success of Corroded Coffin, it also came with a shit ton of money for Eddie- too much almost, he always thought it was stupid with the amount of money he owned now.

So he decided to try and use it for some good use, spoiling his two little girls and the love of his life-obviously wanting to make sure you all had the best life possible..

As Eddie started making pancakes, you watched the girls as they ran around happily, which you couldn't help but smile at.

You had the perfect life- two beautiful kids, a handsome and caring husband, an amazing home.

It was perfect..

You decided after a little bit of just standing there to walk up behind eddie, slowly wrapping your arms around his bare torso while laying your head down on his back.

"Hey baby." he muttered softly, turning his head to look back at you with a soft smile.

You just looked back up at him with the same smile, admiring him while placing a small kiss on his back.

"I love you so much Munson." you said, slowly moving one of yours hands to rest on his back as you continued to lean against him.

"You're the love of my life sweetheart." He said, slowly turning his body to face you as he wrapped his arms around you, engulfing you in a hug.

You stood there with Eddie for a while, just enjoying the moment and the warmth of his chest as he held you..

After a little bit, you decided to let Eddie finish cooking as you set the table up, also telling the girls to sit down at the table.

You all just sat down at the table together as Eddie placed the pancakes on everybody's plates, all talking and laughing and just enjoying time as a family together.

You couldn't have asked for anything else in life.

[dinomite2]

Oscar and Rose (Hungry)

For @sodapoppss you said it could happen and i made A Scenario that it could happen

Featuring: Sodapopps's Oc: Hermosa! (In the last part specifically)

No Oscars were hurt during the in of this skit

Oscar and Rose were in the living room overall just chilling for today just sitting on the couch watching TV for the afternoon until Something about Rose was Up...

*Gggggrrrrrr*

Oscar: Hmm?

Rose: *sigh* *holds stomach with hand* Oscarrrrrrr I'm hungryyyyyy do we have any food in the kitchen ?

Oscar: *scrolling on phone* Well don't look and ask anything like that at me just go see for yourself dude

Rose gets up and walks to the kitchen for anything to eat only too see barely see anything that's edible or anything required to cook with

Rose: Oscar there's nothing here! Didn't you buy groceries last week!?

Oscar looks at Rose from afar

Oscar: What!? I thought you did! *Argh* Well we just order takeout for today I'll tell Hermosa to pick it up for us if she can

Rose: Noooooo she'll take forever to ge-...

Oscar: I'll buy you takoyakiii..

Rose: SOLD BUY IT BUY NOW NOW NOW

Oscar: already texted her and she said yes!. Now we wait...

Awwww come onnn

*a few minutes later*

*GRRRrrgurrr*

Rose's stomach growled loudly once again

Rose: UuuuGGHH when is food getting here im famished here!

Oscar: I'll get there when it gets there ok!? Now calm yo ass down, and eh- why are you looking at me like that?

Rose was slightly drooling in front of Oscar staring with blank eyes until she snapped back to her senses

Rose: Eh uhbnh- Nothing just thinking Of.... how tasty you'- I - I meant the food will be...

Oscar: ..... Okaayyy well you keep thinking... I'm going to call Hermosa and see how's she doing on our delivery, call me if anything *heads to his room*

Rose: Yeah yeah just thinking Of your bready texture, your savory taste and the Tender Octopusss *slowly licks lips*

*a few more minutes later*

*GRRRGRGGR*

Rose was hungrier than ever now.....

Rose: Hey.. Hey Oscar I need to tell you something what's that behind you?

Oscar: *looks behind* there's nothing here what do you mea-

*CONK*

Rose just Knocked out Oscar ...

*even more minutes later*

.

.

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Oscar: *wakes up* ugghh what happened that huuuurt .... Wait .... ROSE WHAT ARE DOING

Oscar was tied up being roasted on top of a fire by Rose

Rose: Shhhhh I'm Cooking you silllyyy now be and stay Fuc%in& quiet im starving....

Oscar: look look look ! Maybe you can just wait for a little extra while there's no need to eat me!?

Rose: Noooooooo now let me Savor you...

*Hermosa opens the front door*

Hermosa: Hey guys! sorry I was late I- *sees Oscar and Rose *

Hermosa: WHAT THE FU-

And done kinda slacked on this Enjoy!

[ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole]

Fairy Calls

Meet Cute Monday 47

Masterlist

MCM Masterlist

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As the door shut, Roy breathed out a sigh of relief. Taking a small Lian out was always harder than he anticipated, her never ending curiosity and ability to create mischief was exhausting as he kept her safe from injuring or killing herself. The small girl had a too keen of interest in heights and leaping off into the air. Watching her at the park that afternoon had causing Roy a myriad of mini heart attacks as the girl climbed the climbing frames, slides, swings in unique ways to only launch herself off them catching the interests of other children.

Roy dumped his backpack full of child supplies and Lian bounded off toward the living room with far more energy than she should have in his honest and tired opinion. Smiling to himself while Lian babbled in the living room as she started up playing with her toys, Roy mooched off to start preparing lunch for the pair.

While Roy started to pull ingredients out of the cupboards he felt a small tug on his jeans and heard the long whine of, "Dad-deeeeeeeeee!"

"Hey there Princess."

"I'm hungryyyyyy. I need chocolate."

Chuckling at his daughter, Roy patted her head in response. "Well, I'm not sure you *need* chocolate, but if you're good *and* eat all your dinner I might let you have a treat afterwards."

"But I need it now!"

"Why don't you go play while I finish making dinner?"

"But I'm bored, Daddyyyyyyyyy!"

Closing his eyes and praying to the parenting gods, Roy counted down from 10.

"Here, take my phone and play while I finish making you some pasta."

"Chicken and meatballs?"

Roy cringed at Lian's choice internally but smiled at his daughter. "Sure, if that's what you want today."

With a nod, Lian pranced off with Roy's personal phone in hand, content that her food was being sorted and she had a fun and shiny toy to occupy her mind.

Roy pottered around the kitchen, sorting out the final parts of dinner by draining the pasta and sorting out the source, complete with meatballs and chicken nuggets as he pandered to his wonderful, stubborn daughter and her current 'picky' stage on eating. When he was content that there was sufficient dinner for Lian and something sensible for him, Roy moved the plates to the table to eat. Listening out to his daughter to see where she was he heard her muffled voice… talking to someone else.

Confused, Roy wandered out looking for his child. There shouldn't be anyone within the apartment so the additional voice put him on edge. Looking in the living room he could see Lian's feet popping out of her play tent kicking in the air in a relaxed way. Roy could hear the conversation, or at least Lian's side clearly now as she chatted away about the story she was reading about a princess who didn't want a prince so set up some challenges to put them off. Her favourite part was the giant pet slug.

Relaxing a little more remembering that Lian had his phone and had probably called Kori… or Jason based on the chat about books and princesses. Unless it was Dick but Roy was pretty sure she'd be telling him about climbing a glass tower with toilet plungers rather than the giant slug.

"Baby girl, Princess, food's ready."

Lian twisted out the tent and frowned at him. "Shhhh Daddy! I talking. I eat later."

His eyebrows rose at her tone, but having used a similar argument and tone in the past with Oliver (in front of Lian too) he couldn't completely argue back as the girl darted back into the pink tent. Crouching down, Roy started to shift towards the 'important' call hoping that he'd be able to catch the person on the other end and have his friend convince Lian that she needed food first and the chat could continue later. He might even be able to convince them to pop in tomorrow which would occupy Lian a bit and let him have some space and some decent adult company.

"…mumbles..."

"Oh! That's Daddy. It's munch time but I want to talk to you."

"…mumbles…"

"but you're a fairy!!"

Leaning through the curtain doors into the tent, Roy discovered that in the pink tinted light and surrounded by blankets, cushions and soft toys was his phone on a video call. The person on the other end also happened to be not any of his friends that he knew.

He could easily understand the fairy comment. The woman had flowers woven into her dark hair, there were soft fairy lights surrounding her highlighting plants that she was sitting near. Her sapphire eyes shone in the warm light and her peach lips looked enticing through the small screen. Her skin seemed to sparkle giving the impression of magic. She really did look like a fairy from one of Lian's books.

With the porcelain skin, dark hair and blue eyes the only logic that Roy could conclude that though it wasn't one of *his* Wayne's, it was likely to be one that he didn’t know. Being covered in glitter wouldn't be far off any of the pranks the ex Robins would partake in either so could easily explain her twinkling look. Jason mentioned that Bruce was at it again and this time a girl… What was her name again??

"Hey, Princess, you can talk to Cass later. It's lunch time now." Looking at Cass who currently wore a confused frown on her face. "Sorry about Lian, I gave her my phone. I expected her to talk to Dick or Jay. Thank you for chatting to her though."

"Daaaaaaddy, this not Cass. Who's Cass? Do I got a new auntie? Can Mar-eee-net by my auntie? Or my mum? Can I have a fairy mum pleeeeeease."

"What?!"

"Ummmm, sorry monsieur, Lian called me. I'm Marinette. I errr, I wanted to make sure she was safe and not alone. She came through as a number I didn't recognise but as it was a face call I thought it may have been a friend who was using a different number… rather than your precious gem."

"I'm gem daddy."

Roy rubbed his forehead as a head started to brew.

"Lian, sweetheart, my princess, my baby girl, say goodbye to Marinette and then could you please go to the table and start your lunch. I'll be there in a moment. I just need a quick word with Marinette before I join you."

Glaring up at her dad Lian pouted which he returned in full force. Their silent standoff eventually faded as Lian turned to the strange woman on the screen.

"Bye-bye Miss Fairy-nette. I eat now. You can come visit and play though. We play fairies then."

"Bye little one. Stay safe."

The pair waved to each other as Lian reluctantly went to get lunch. Roy shifted trying to get comfortable in the tiny tent before deciding that it was easier to move outside to have the conversation, not that he wanted a stranger to see his apartment like this. Sadly this woman had charmed his baby and he needed to make sure she wasn't some evil villain wrapped in glitter and cuteness and a soft voice with an adorable accent.

"So my girl called you?"

"Oui!! She was so sweet. I don't think she meant too as she was surprised when I answered. I was going to hang up but she started talking and it felt wrong to hang up on her. I also wanted to check if she was safe and not calling for help."

Feeling indignant at the suggestion that he hurt his precious child Roy growled. "Why would you think that?! I'd NEVER hurt my baby."

Marinette replied sharply, "I know that now! But at the time, late at night a small random child calling me, what else am I to think!? I do not know you or her. I could have been her last chance. I'd rather be wrong thinking the worst and being right and have ignored it"

Roy ran a hand through his hair knocking his cap off before sighing, he couldn't really argue with her logic. Given the horrors he had seen and helped, he supposed that Lian lucked out in calling someone who seemed to care about her despite being a stranger and not some complete creeper.

"You're right, I guess," Roy placed his cap back on his head and watched the woman look away from her phone. The light that hit her cheeks gave them a slight pink tinge if his phone was working properly.

"Wait?! You said at night… it's early evening."

"Not where I am."

Thinking through the facts, Roy could almost kick himself. The lighting, the accent, it was pretty clear she was European, probably French maybe Spanish or potentially Italian from the accent but he didn't trust himself to know it properly.

"And you still answered a stranger's call."

"Umhmm, I was up waiting for a call from my friends to make sure they got home. They sent a message so it's ok."

"Oh."

"What time is it there?"

"Midnight-ish."

"And your partner is happy that you're talking to strangers late at night while waiting for friends to contact you?"

Marinette snorted at Roy's fishing comment but played along anyway, "There'd have to be a partner for that. Plus we all worry if one of us doesn't let the group know they're safe. Sorry if we care about each other."

"Busy night?"

"Could say that. My best friends just got engaged and another got a "little" carried away celebrating with glitter. But I now need to get to my insomniac ways and *you* Mr Lians dad, need to go be with your little Gem."

Roy chuckles lowly in agreement and nods. "Roy and you're right again, I need to get back to my gorgeous girl. Bye Marinette."

"Bye Roy."

Closing the call down, Roy slowly stood up to go eat his cooling dinner. He could easily see how Lian was charmed by her misdial. He did seem a caring person. He had her name and number too.

He may not be part of the world's best detective family, but Roy could still do detective work, and that's what he planned to do. It was for his daughter… obviously, and not that he may have been charmed to.

[janedrinkstea]

I'm too hungryyyyyy like really i could eat the whole kitchen but i won't let me do it. It's 9pm so i try to sleep soon to avoid this feeling lol. And i will dream about another smoothie which i can make for breakfast haha, but if i ate now it would be probably seen at the scale morning???! Or at least it feels like it, that's why i don't eat very late at the evening

[monkeyd-lily]

Fairy Tail: Neela Dragneel

Fire Dragons Monkey and Bull Part 1

I own nothing except for my characters. Everything else belongs to Hiro Mashima.

Neela's pov

I was taking a nap on Natsu's back just cause I didn't feel like walking and I used my secret weapon that gets me almost anything I want, AKA my puppy dog face🐶. When I looked up to see where we were I saw that we were in front of the guild.

"Finally!" I shouted.

"Whaddya mean finally? You talk as if you've been traveling. Did you forget that I've been carrying you on my back practically the entire time!?!".

"I-I'm sorry, please don't yell at me onii-chan". I said back using my best fake tears when in my head I was kinda laughing at how frustrated he looked before looking so guilty while practically squeezing the life out if me with apologies. He's just lucky I'm used to being almost squeezed to death by hugs from Elfman. Elfman is one of the guild members, he's really strong hence the almost being crushed to death by his hugs.

We walked into the guild with our newest member Blondie. Yes I forgot her name, but what do you expect from me? I just met her. So it's totally not my fault. Natsu kicked the door open and we both shouted "WE MADE IT BACK ALIVE!!!"

"We're home!" said Happy.

I looked around to see everyone having a good time when suddenly my eyes landed on him. That buck-toothed little liar he's gonna pay for this!

"Hey Natsu, Neela, I heard you two went all out in Hargeon, you guys just had to go startin troub-"

"HIYAA!!" Rabbit face didn't even get to finish his sentence before we karate kicked him into next week.

"You lied about that Salamander we're gonna kick your butt!"

"Nah, you have fun bro, I'm too tired from lack of food and milk."

"Ok, that's fine." I walked to the bar ignoring everything else because I was too focused on meat and milk. But before I could make it there I was pulled into something and was slowly being crushed to death. This could only be 1 of 2 things. 1) Someone is literally trying to crush me to death or 2) Elfman is giving me another hug.

"Oh Neela I'm so glad you're ok I thought you would never come back! But then I remembered how much of a man you really are!". Guess it's 2.

"Elfman how many times do we have to go over this? I am clearly a woman and your hugs keep trying to kill me!"

"Oh, sorry bout that, guess I keep forgetting." He replied while giving an innocent smile and rubbing the back of his neck. He put me down and let me sit at the bar.

"Hello Neela welcome back".

"Thanks Mira it's good to finally be back, I'm so tired😞".

"Let me guess meat with a glass of milk?". Instantly my tail started wagging.

"You know me so well, I love you so much you're the bestest!". Yes I made up a word get over it.

"Aw why thank you Neela.".

Mira is Elfman's big sister, but she looks like she should be younger. She's one of the most beautiful wizards in the world, she's always featured in Sorcerer Weekly. Oh, and both her and Elfman use takeover magic. To explain it, Elfman can change his arms into stuff like a monster arm or a stone arm, and Mira can change into things like people and animals. Their last names are Strauss.

I could hear in the background Natsu had started a fight in which everyone started joining. Awwww, I wanna play so bad but I'm so hungry, I know, I'll eat really fast and then go join duh. Neela you're such a genius sometimes you know that? Yea I know me, I really am. As I was waiting for my food I heard someone my name I turned around to see my best friend Gray. I was so happy my tail started wagging again. I leapt into his arms, hugging him.

"Graaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!! I missed you".

"Haha, hey there mutt, I missed you too".

"I bought you a present from a gift shop in Hargeon that I wanna give you later, since you obviously are gonna join in on the fun."

"Aww, you did? That's so sweet, why aren't you joining? I thought fighting is one of your favorite things to do."

"It is but I'm so hungryyyyyy."

"Haha, when are you not? Anyways show me my present later when everything's calmed down ok?"

"Kay!"

"Alright, good girl" he said petting my head with one hand while the other held me to his chest. He put me down then kissed me on the forehead before stomping away to join the fight.

Gray Fullbuster is an Ice Mage, so technically we shouldn't really get along being that I'm Fire. But he's one of my closest friends, kinda like another big brother. I turned back around to tell him something that he seems to never notice.

"Gray, your clothes!". He has a bad habit of stripping.

"I don't have time for that!".

Haha, of course, off to fight Natsu as always. They're always fighting the most out of everyone here. I don't know if it's because they are Fire & Ice or what, but it's always entertaining. They don't really hate each other, but they don't really like each other either. It's sort of like a brotherly rivalry they have.

I was sitting next to Cana when Mira finally arrived with my food. Cana Alberona is a magic card Mage person thingy, or something like that. She is Fairy Tails heaviest drinker. She drinks A LOT, and by a lot I mean she drinks a barrel like it's only a cup or a mug of alcohol. I practically inhaled my meat while chugging my glass of milk. I can't really talk though, I mean I eat meat like she drinks booze. When I finally finished swallowing everything I was about to join the fight when someone else called my name.

"What you're gonna say hi to Gray and hug him but not little old me? Damn Neela that hurts😿".

"Lokkkkiiiii, I'm sorry I missed you too. But for future reference, your puppy dog eyes will never work on the master of that technique." I said while pushing his whores out of his lap so I could give him a hug. I'm not really sure what kind of magic he has exactly, or what his last name is. I stood up and ruffled his hair before going to finally join the fight.

"What no kiss for me?"

"Only if you what Natsu to kill you."

"Just being able to look at you is worth dying a thousand times."

I rolled my eyes at his flirting since I'm used to it before saying a quick "see ya".

I jumped on Gray's back since I always take Natsu's side, and started bonking him on the head while he yanked on my tail knowing it was one of the most sensitive parts of my body. This caused me to instantly let go and roll around clutching at it while silently mumbling,

"Dont worry taily, everything will be a-ok, that shameless stripping pervert didn't mean it😖".

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A PERVERT!?! And of course I didn't mean it. I'm sorry just don't start crying with those puppy dog eyes of yours alright!" I started to evilly laugh on the inside. Hehe, baka. Does he really think that his weak ass yanking actually hurts? Hehe of course not! This was all just a plot to get Natsu super angry at him for "hurting" me, after this he won't live to see tomorrow mwahhahahahaha😈!

I got up and stood next to Blondie  to see my evil plan unfold. Mira had gotten knocked out from Elfman landing on her.

"HEY! HOW DARE YOU HURT MY LITTLE SISTER!?!" Natsu yelled ripping Gray's boxers off and kicking him which made him fly towards me.......butt-naked😐.

"Hahaha that's what you get when you mess with her". While I'm flattered that Natsu would try and get revenge for me I'm shocked at the way he did it, its kind of funny though.

"GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR JERK!!". He turned around when he heard me giggle.

"Excuse me Neela I'm sorry for hurting your tail earlier but may I please borrow your underwear?" IS HE INSANE!?!

"OF COURSE NOT IDIOT!!!" I yelled punching him in the face sending him flying backwards (while blushing a little). Dumbass, did he seriously think I would let him borrow my underwear? God he has issues.

[oropherrrrr]

I ordered pizza and my phone didn't go off when they called so they're delivering again and I'm so HUNGRY.