#I'm willing to defend my opinions on Sky- Wild- and Hyrule

[luimagines]

In your opinion who do you think that’s the worst spice tolerance and who likes spicy food?

I'm throwing this as a lightning round of list with not much rhyme or reason but because I just think so. :D

From least tolerance to bird tongue. :D

Sky

Warrior

Legend

Time

Twilight

Wind

Four

Hyrule

Wild

ok- I have little thought behind this list but this is naturally open for discussion. :D

[st0rmyskies]

Stormy, welcome back to the world post crazy weekend!

Question for you, how would HSH/LMTCOY characters identify sexually? Romantically? Including the townhouse tenants, Malon and Dark? I await your headcannons.

~🐹 sitting eagerly and waiting for more content to appreciate

Rodent anon I am cherishing some of the asks you sent during my Crazy Stupid Work Month but I am very willing to share this one with the class.

Time - Used to think he was bisexual and monogamous when he first met and married Malon, but over time he's come to understand himself as the pansexual polyamorous pleasure dom we know and love.

Malon - Heterosexual but biromantic, she is not immune to the charms of other women and has enjoyed a date or two (or more) with members of her gender, especially after she'd separated from Time.

Twilight - Everyone's favorite anxious bean has gradually been morphing from "I'm straight I'm just bad at it" to "Bisexuality is a thing?" He definitely tends toward men, but pretty ladies will still make him stammer.

Wild - Happily oblivious pansexual, demiromantic. It's hard when you start falling in love with your friends tbh.

Warriors - He's the epitome of the "Move, I'm gay" meme. Homosexual, homoromantic who tends toward aromantic just a bit. Although perhaps Warriors's idea of "romance" is just being a perpetual thorn in the side of his loved ones. He's also considering the benefits of polyamory, although so far it sounds like a lot of Work.

Sky - Heteroromantic, but currently questioning his own sexuality. Totally thought he was heterosexual all up until a certain recent Incident with one third floor resident.

Legend - Demi demi demi demi demi. Legend is demisexual and gray-romantic, and you could consider him bi or pan because gender doesn't matter to him, either. But by far the most important thing to Legend is the strong basis of mutual trust and caring in any relationship. And once that's been established, Legend is the ultimate Ride or Die.

Hyrule - Aromantic homosexual, and you can thank Pines for informing that hc. Hyrule's too busy living his life and being awesome to bother himself with romance.

Wind - He hasn't bothered himself with labels yet, and he may never. He's pretty sure he's bisexual, and that was the extent of that self-reflection before he locked that information firmly in a closet and moved on with his day. Also, what even is romance??

Four - The token aroace of the house with a relatively neutral opinion on sex. He can take it or leave it, depending on what his partner wants.

Shadow - Aromantic bisexual, and like Warriors, his idea of "bonding" is pestering his partner to death. But Shadow is like Legend in his irrational levels of attachment to his loved ones, and he will defend those he loves with his life.

Dark - This disaster scrumblo is pansexual and, believe it or not, demiromantic. Although like Warriors, his idea of "romance" may differ from cultural standards, for Dark it's more about showing someone that you love them than about saying any three words.