#IM SO GLAD YALL ARE ON BOARD WITH MY TRIO

[emmamountebanks]

God okay wow you with those three really opened up something feral within me excuse the really poorly late night written rambles.

I, with my oh so professional opinion, think these three would be the best (read: worst) wingpeople of all time for one another.

Emma and Dylan wearing hilariously bad disguises (like,,,fake mustaches and sunglasses bad) while stalking Laura and Max's date?? The obnoxious kissing noises in the background when Max and Laura share little kisses that make Max .4 seconds away from throttling the two of them? Laura having the time of her life and kissing Max just to hear Dylan and Emma tease him so his face turns tomato red??? Beautiful. Stunning.

Max and Dylan third wheeling Emma and Abi's dates with off key Timon and Pumba lion king trio's down to 2 singing making Abi laugh so hard she's snorting and Emma is caught between swooning over how cute her gf is and burying 2 lads alive??? Them earning their heads being knocked together so they end up sulking over ice cream but still loving how sweet Emma is being?? Abi drawing it all to remember the look on Emma's face when Max started belting Pumba's part so off key it hurt? I'm losing my mind over here

And Dylan and Ryan, oooh Dylan and Ryan. The. MOST. Awkward people you could ever see on a date. They both look like they want to hold hands. They both DO want to hold hands. Neither of them does until Max and Emma step in. Emma is one second away from taking Dylan's arm and wrapping it around Ryan's shoulders. Max takes a more subtle approach of pointing at Dylan's hand and Ryan's before locking his fingers together to make a point so Dylan gets it (and the look on Ryan's face when Dylan stops chickening out makes Max and Emma's shared stress worth it)

I am writing an essay here oh my god lol. I think they would all have sleepovers and Emma would paint their nails while they discuss their respective partners and dish out advice (mostly to Dylan) because they DESERVE to be BESTIES

(thank you for your work, I love reading all your thoughts on them, you have opened my eyes to the possibilities and I am THRIVING. Forgive the essay, you have me excited over here haha)

OH MY GOD dont apologize for the essay all of this is so perfect and i love it

emma doing their nails is such an amazing idea. like ngl ive thought about her doing makeup on everyone - and i mean everyone - and i feel like max and dylan would def be the most receptive to a manicure soooo. hell yes. and they would 100% just talk about their love lives and help one another out. and again max is the most Voice of Reason guy here because hes in a committed relationship but emma and dylan are STRUGGLING and hes doing all he can to help his gay besties get their shit in order.

genuinely so in love with all of these ideas. they are 100% the kind of friends who would just be absolute menaces when it comes to trying to get their love lives in order and they are not subtle in the slightest but they'll still do it.

the timon and pumba thing has SENT ME and im so happy u have fed me blygbank in the process because it makes it all the more better for me.