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vulpinesaint · 1 month ago

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nobody wants to live in my beautiful world with me where the items you make at the end of this quiz are actively malicious and fucked up. on the one hand i literally never said it was metal. on the other hand if you put a bunch of blood into stone and wood and ended up with a metal ring that started changing shape on its own then it's probably got some other issues that might make it difficult to cut it don't you think? "stone and wood and blood don't make a ring" buddy at what point in your time in this workshop that had a literal magic wand in it did you think it was going to be rooted in reality. do you want me to tell you It's A Cursed Magical Ring? kill all the fun and mystique of it? where's your fucking whimsy

#so fucking silly when people complain like this on my quizzes. baby you took the rest of the quiz. idk why you were surprised by the result #walks into the poem uquiz. does the poem questions of the poem uquiz. gets upset that the answer of the poem uquiz is poetic #maybe my ass is getting trapped in the narrative when you would just walk out but at least i would be a gorgeous compelling character #i know that little poem uquizzes are never going to please everyone. i have to constantly tell myself this #as i'm trying to write in things with like. plausible deniability to soothe the cynical masses.#however. damn bitch literally who asked lmao #i agree you are not the target audience <3 i don't think this makes you particularly special though <3 #it is absolutely not necessary for me to get heated at this kind of thing. i'll do it this one time as a treat though lmao #you guys cannot imagine how strong i am getting these kinds of comments on my writing and not posting about it...#i am god's most beautiful resilient soldier all the time for real...#valentine notes #workshop quiz #ALSO. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER MADE A UQUIZ.#EACH QUESTION ANSWER HAS A RESULT ATTACHED AND AT THE END IT TALLIES UP WHICH RESULT YOU GOT THE MOST OF.#IT'S NOT A DIRECT CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. IT AVERAGES OUT INTO SOMETHING.#CHOOSING SPECIFIC INGREDIENTS DOES NOT GUARANTEE A SPECIFIC KIND OF RESULT. I DON'T CONTROL THINGS THAT CLOSELY.#IT'S A UQUIZ I DON'T GET TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE WHO CHOSE STONE GETS A STATUE... CHRIST...#i knewwwww people would bitch about that when i made the quiz. still annoys me though lmao

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