#If you're not from Australasia you're probably confused after reading this

[changingplumbob]

Oi c-, *ahem*. Hello friend, I have been meaning to get around to tumblr stalking but my screen filters haven't been working. Til you're in NZ! Howdy, neighbour! (You can literally HAVE lamingtons, but I will never accept Jandles.) ❤️❤️

Howdy howdy. First of all...

Coming This Summer...

(or winter for you northern hemisphere folks) the greatest trans-tasman clash since the Wallabies last played the All Blacks! Representing Australia we have Simfestation, collector of stinky infants and not so accidental sim deaths. Representing New Zealand we have ChangingPlumbob, collector of overly confident sims and user of excessive puns. Both love cats and glitches, yet only ONE can emerge victorious.

The winner will claim for their country ownership of pavlova, fairy bread and Russel Crowe.

Loser must claim for their country ownership of lamingtons, the flat white and budgie smugglers.

Following a traditional gumboot throw debate topics will include:

Should you blow on the pie

Possums: Pest or protected

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Edit: It took me four hours to realise but it's spelled Jandal and you're dreaming if you ever expect me to call them thongs without doubling over in laughter