#Im CRYGIn

[moncuries]

unm. yea so ive been drinking

[shackld]

Did you fuck my dad, Chief????🤨

".... Michael, life fucks us all one way or another. That's a life lesson you've got to come to terms with now."

[anonbinaryweirdo]

no cus where tf did ella go she was JUST HERE

[staticcatfish]

#egyptian baker: ok we're gonna make PROPER BREAD#also im going to rate this guy's sex life on a scale from WOULD NOT WISH ON A DEAD FROG to BLESSED BY HATHOR GODDESS OF LOVE#encounter one: linda in tenth grade. hungry baboon. this man did not do well by that girl and he regrets it to this day.#encounter two: linda's best friend rebecca. dead frog. very disrespectful thing to do. if hathor doesn't blight this man's genitals i shall#encounter three: stacy at prom. i would rate it maybe a temple crocodile. he at least made sure she achieved satisfaction.#i will spare his genitals the kitchenaide stand mixer for now.

THESE TAGS HAVE ME DEAD

A cooking show where every episode, the chef gets possessed by the ghost of a random person of another era, who then proceeds to cook something that they personally enjoyed as a meal while they were alive.

It remains unclear how, regardless from the historical time and place, every single "guest star" seems to have a full understanding of what a cooking show is, and also how to operate a modern kitchen. While there is no overarching plot, different context clues heavily imply that the host chef is somehow a very easy person to possess, and there are so, so many souls from all eras of human history who would love to hop in to experience the pleasure of getting to cook one more really nice meal.

[winterdesu]

im not crYGIN YOU'RE CRYIMNG

[amugoffandoms]

THEY AHVE STUPID STANDEES OUT IM CRYGIN

[loveriotss]

ON IT BOSS *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* *METAL PIPE FALLING SFX* *BONK* *WHACK* *BOIOIOIOING* *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* ^_^ -@yumejoshihimejoshi

IM CRYGIN WHY IS THIS REMINDING ME OF THAT ONE ASMR ON YOUTUBE THAT GOES LIKE BF BEATS YOU WITH A PAN

[death-limes]

HE’S A ROYAL POOPER

squid man…..squid man……… mr calamari….. Fish Go Squish™

[bonnieisaway]

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE OYU. I LOVE YOU THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU I LOVE YOU I L OVE IT THIS IS AMAZING

can somebody PLEASE draw this but it's seven and thirteen i'm begging

[shackld]

i had a dream all you wrote was as Brian form family guy and everytime i tried to send an ask you'd say "be sure to specify its for Brian!"

im int ears whyat what am i to you is this who i am in your head why im crygin mISHA IM CRYING ACTUALLY WHAT DOES

but is this ask for brian you didnt specify :////

[r-truth]

NOT BETH PHOENIX CRYING HE'S REALLY RETIRING NAH NAH NAH IM CRYGIN

[hoshibait]

i remember one time when i was younger i had this raging special interest in angry birds and when my mom and dad divorced i CLEARLY REMEMBER going through the photo book and covering all of the pictures that had my dad on with FUCKING ANGRY BIRD STICKERS I STILL HAVE THE PHOTO BOOK ITS STILL THERE

op im so sorry for laughing but this is so younger-me coded im crygin

[cryptidcrone]

He y

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I'm not crygin

Mnot

Don't look at me

I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

[tr4ff1cc0n3z]

369 IM CRYGIN

[bbluefllame]

if I have to write one more essay in arabic while studying I will happily take a trip to dubai go to burj khalifa and do a backflip off the edge with a smile on my face ID PREFER WRITINT IN FRENCH ATP PLEEEEAAAASSSEEE I CANT ANYMORE 😔😔😔😔

IM CRYGIN as a person who has to write paragraphs or letters in both arb (years of learning this and yet 'ana unhibu' is the best line i got 💔) and french i can confirm either one will make you want to flip off a monument 🙏🙏🙏🙏

girl essays in arabic genuinely make me feel like I'm tweaking ITS MY FIRST LANGUAGE BUT ITS SM HARDER TO WRITE IN??? French sufks but kinda reminds me of English so it's a bit better😔

[omniscientfish]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH IM CRYGIN

“Don’t gi’me that look”

It started with this tweet XD:

https://x.com/soapuppies/status/1795182967498723802?s=46&t=ulZ-Zqeg5QL1-mmPvsK4bg