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Someone: Hi

Me: Oh what’s up guys. How’s it going? Brantford Winstonworth here. Lemme get out of bed real quick. Take you guys on a tour of my room here. Uh, so this is my house, I live here all by myself. As you can see, a lot of pastels. Yeah, I went to boarding school. We always rocked pastels. Just some spoons you know, this one, this one is my morning spoon, this is the one I use to hang out and toss out in the backyard with my buddies. This one, I scored like two goals in practice one day in high school, uhh...best goals I ever scored. I call this one fluffy, it's got like a lot of fluff here. Uhh, I’m actually gonna hang on to this one. Grensnwicks Lax. Some pics I found inside Lacrosse Magazine. I hang em up. This is my hat collection here. I've got...here I'll put this one on. Big Dodgers fan. Never been to LA but it's a pretty chill place. Yeah, Nantucket. Asklax. That was my first screenname when I was a little kid. I’m from all over the east coast. I don’t know what it is, I just kinda tend to – my family tends to move to hot bed lacrosse areas. Uhhh it's just maybe a magnetic force in the great Lacrosse Gods universe?? I don’t know. And now, when I was deciding my college process, you know, I was like, D1, D3?? I don't know! But after a while I was like, hey, I gotta go D1 and I am. It's at the club level, but I’m D1, and I’m having fun, living my life, you know, this is my life. Bros anybody care to lax? People tell me, they're like hey Brantford, you don’t belong at this school. You’re only here because your grandpa donated half the buildings. I’m like, you know what? False. I work hard. Work hard party hard. You know, D1, club, whatever, it doesn’t matter. D1 level never stops, even the club. We always work hard. I mean look at these guys... Always trying to get better at the game. Balls, regardless of what it is we're always working hard. So the other day at practice, I mean, what, I was...5 for 20 shooting? Which is okay for me. Everyone knows you can’t score them all. Ummm. I hit two pipes, so. 5 for 18 really. GBs, I had 12 GB’s in practice and if you include line drills I had like 18 GBs so... you know, I’m not really worried. I know I have the skill, my coach says I’m improving. He may just be like...you know, he’s a student...he’s still my coach, you gotta respect him. Do I get chicks? Yes. Do I play Lacrosse? Yes. Do I get chicks because I play Lacrosse? No...I’m very affluent. Shit. I be like, people tell me hey, Brantford, what’s with you and your outfit?? Why you always gotta wear turf dogs, mid calfs, nice shorts and a lax pinny with croakies and a sweet pair of shades? Brantford, do you ever not wear a Lax pinny? And i'm like...yeah, when I’m hooking up with chicks! Preaknis...let me tell you about preaknis. Ya, I’ve never been to the preaknis. I heard its fun though, it's suppose to be a great time. My parents yeah they cater it, the whole thing. So could I go? Yes. But do I go? No. I usually don't have enough friends to go with. I mean I do have friends, enough... to go with, but none... I just heard its really a fun time!!! So in high school, I played football. When I play football, I can’t really have flow cause you kinda gotta look like a hardass. So I used to get a buzzcut, right before the fall season, umm let it grow out until Thanksgiving, go home, and Thanksgiving get a trim, let it rage. Go back, winter break, get a little bit more trimmed and once the season starts come February, I'm just letting it go. And that’s how you get the nice lettuce, that’s really, that’s all that matters, especially at club lax. Ummmm we don’t have the greatest stick skills, we're obviously not as athletic as we should be. I like to Lax and I like to party!