#JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE TANGY COTTON CANDY DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

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So I'm allowed to pinch Saeyoung's cheeks but I'm NOT allowed to endorse his attempts to make teriyaki cotton candy? 🤨

Listen. The difference between these two things is that Saeyoung's ass is only pinchable by you, his wife, and the rest of us have to live with whatever abomination he created in the kitchen just for the sake of saying proudly:

"Yes, you can do this and I tried it. It only takes seven easy steps! I can't believe it! Here is a twenty-minute tutorial and review on how to Cotton Candy your teriyaki sauce".