#Koi-koi i wanted to be an opposite of Warabi's mom

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: ikkan.... ikkan... Babe. .. wake up we've landed

Noiji: WAKE UP... WE'RE HOME !!

Neta: (wheeze) noiji That's not funny heheh

Ikkan: *gasp* Damn it noiji!

Noiji: Wake up sleepy head. We're hoooom we're in haddaido

Ikkan: * stretch* mmmmm....uh

Neta: here's your bag babe... you sleep well?

Ikkan: yeah..... No not really...*yawn* let's go... our parents should be waiting for us in the airport.. We usually just sit down at the center clock. We usually meet up there

Neta: alright sounds good.....hey ikkan... they're ok with me being an octarian

Ikkan: they don't care about that babe... they've seen pictures they just want to know you. My mom especially...... you would like her.

Noiji: well I don't know about you. I'm going to eggmens fried rice shop.... can't believe it's not a global franchise yet Inkopolis just can't make a good bowl of rice like they can

Ikkan: no your not! we're going to her parents house! You can wait until then!

Noiji: but I want my coconut squid fried rice!!

Ikkan: why couldn't you just eat a meal on the plane if you're hungry?

Noiji: It wasn't hungry then. I'm hungry now! Also, I can't eat on a plane. It makes nauseous!

Ikkan: You didn't feel that way when you were scarfing down our bags of pretzels!

Noiji: That's different I-

Koi-koi (their mom): I hope those aren't my kids arguing in the middle of the airport!! That's certainly not how I raised them!

Noiji: mama!!

Ikkan: heh....hey mom...... hey dad

Noiji:hi pa!!

Merv (dad): hmm boys... Good to see you.

Koi-koi:... Ohhh look my little guppies... [Kiss] [kiss] ah... noiji... Look at you! You look more and more like your dad every day..........hm.... Can you see out that eye sweetie?

Noiji: nope..... can't see a thing.. I'm thinking of getting it removed and replacing it with a glass eye I found a guy who knows how to customize them. I'm going to see if he can make one out of a rock I found at the beach once

Koi-koi: ................................. You're very creative jiji...... maybe make one with a different eye color instead

Merv: I know a nice rock polisher who could do it for free..

Koi-koi: don't give him ideas...... ikkan...... ah your beard is getting fuller.... a little mustache... you're growing out your tentacles out too huh

Ikkan: yeah... I'm trying something new... I also forgot to shave last night

Merv: look nice......... might need to even it out a little

Koi-koi: well...... Maybe a little trim wouldn't hurt I don't want you to like a hermit, can't see that handsome face..(pat pat).... Mmm.. (pat pat pat).....mm.. Did you get the surgery?

Ikkan: mom!!.

Ko-koi: I'm just wondering. You can tell me, I'm your mother.......It just looks a little bit flatter here.. last time I saw you..(pat pat)...

Ikkan: mom. Please. Stop. We're in public.

Koi-koi:... maybe you just lost weight...... You look little underweight honey. Are you eating well?

Ikkan:im- ugh- Yes, I'm eating fine.........and yes I got top surgery

Koi-koi: That's great! You could've just said that. I've seen every bit and piece of you sweetie and I made you. okay? You don't need to be embarrassed about this.

Merv: let him have his privacy koi.

Koi-koi: I understand that Merv. I'm just asking a simple question- Oh!.... hahahaha.. I am so sorry!... you startled me a little bit!....... you must be Neta...you must be my son's boyfriend ...hehehe.... ikkan where did you find this cute boy...... Nice to meet you sweetheart. I'm sorry I'm just rambling on not even paying attention to you. How are you doing?

Neta: I'm doing great..uhhhhh

Koi-koi: I'm Koi-koi but you can call me koi ....this is my husband Merv. You two would get along I can just tell.

Neta: hello sir

Merv: ay just call me Merv son. No need for formalities. Never like being called sir

Neta: yeah, I don't like it either. It's good to meet you.

Koi-koi:.. welp! Let's be on our way. My husband's been going on and on about going to eggman's for dinner.... ugh.... I swear it's like he lives there

Merv: they make a good calamari stir fry

Noiji: yeah they do!

Koi-koi: soooo Neta.... ikkan told me you own a store in the mall. That's very impressive.

Neta: yeah. It's my pride and joy. I'm actually opening up another store in another mall is going to be a lot bigger than the one that I have now. It's going to be a big project next 3 years

Koi-koi: Oh that's great! good to see young people moving up in the world. I remember being young and ambitious... when I was your age I got hired onto a game company. It started out as a card game company we soon branched out to board games....*sigh*.. I used to be the CEO ....... Then I met Merv........ I left, moved to Krillarney, had kids and lived on a farm for 13 years. Away from the hustle and bustle of the city. It was.......*inhale...exhale*........... pure bliss

Neta: what made you come back here?

Koi-koi: The company was going under HA..... They called me back for help hahahahah.. I told him yes but I didn't want to be a CEO anymore. I'm just working on advertising and marketing..... They're branching out to video games... mostly arcade games. They're trying to put jump squid on a home console.....Ridiculous

(After meal)

Koi-koi: and we're home....

Neta: wow..... This place. Is really nice.

Merv: yep, nice penthouse..... Between you and me this is nothing but glorified condo.... heheh.... But what do I know I don't pay the mortgage. I'm just the maid.

Koi-koi: downstairs is the guest bedroom. This is our living room...our TV.. it's...its

Merv: 85in

Koi-koi: 85 in...yes...I just put in a little conversation pit that really ties the room together....the kitchen is open at any time of the day so if you want to eat something at night feel free...... The pool's downstairs. Next to the lobby entry, it's 24 hours. Though I do suggest you go around 2:00 and 6:00 That's when they re-salt the pool. If something does happen don't worry they have a respawn point. Noiji bedroom is up in the loft .... ikkan sweetie we converted your room into a little hobby space for your father.... that man and his doll houses....

Merv: they're called dioramas honey

Koi-koi: sure......We put all your stuff in the downstairs bedroom. Don't worry you put everything back in this place. We didn't ruin anything

Ikkan: The room with the platform...nice

Neta: your parents are Nice.

Ikkan: thanks

Neta:.. When we were going to tell me you were..... Wealthy

Ikkan:.... I don't know. I mean we didn't always live like this. We used to live in a small house in a small little village raising krill and then we moved here.... By the time we got to this place I was planning on moving out. I guess I didn't think about it. I'm sorry

Neta: oh ok babe it's fine [kiss].............heeey. you wanna-

Ikkan: No not at my parents house... [Kiss] Good night

Neta: aw....... night

(next morning)

Neta: morning koi

Koi-koi: morning sweetheart Good to see someone else waking up at 6:00 a.m.

Neta: yeah, I'm used to it... coffee?

Koi-koi: Yes, please

Neta: I was looking around your house. A lot of family pictures and a lot of artwork too...

Koi-koi: Yes I usually get them at auction mostly d'Alfonsino's

Neta: It's very nice.....*sip*

Koi-koi:................................I used to be in the military

Neta:....................

Koi-koi: except I was on the opposite side of course......... I was a medic during that time I used respawn people, help them with ink replenishment....... injuries............... deaths

Neta:...............mm

Koi-koi: I used to carry around an inzap just in case something happened to me... usually they would target the medics first so......[revealing octoling skull tattoo similar to Neta's inkling one

Neta:.......................

Koi-koi: Inkling soldiers weren't really talked about most of the time because we're where the poor kids. Call Street squids cuz most of us didn't go to school or couldn't go to school... after joining. Some who joined were just stupid and naive. Treating it like it was some sort of game like it was turf war and not actual war....*sip* sometimes I feel like I'm still back there.... what a load of shit

Neta: hehehe I feel that...... I'm guessing you went back to work to keep yourself busy

Koi-koi: *sigh*..........yep.....

Neta: ......................does it get easier the older you get dealing with it?

Koi-koi: Yes it does. It gets easier. There's going to be sometimes where it's not......but the older you get the more experiences you gain. It gets easier going on..........

Neta:.......mm good........*sip*

Koi-koi:. If you need anything, anything at all sweetie just call me.

Neta: You said you worked at the game company that did jump squid right? Tenatron?

Koi-koi: yeah

Neta: do you think it's possible

(Epilogue)

Delivery man: hey this is.........rock shock? Is this the right place right?

Mahi: Yes, how can I help you?

Delivery man: I got a delivery here from Tenatron. I just need someone to sign.

Mahi: uh... uh.. ok.... The owner isn't here right now. He's going to be gone for a week or so.

Delivery man: thank you yeah he already paid for the setup and everything. It'll just be an hour

(hour later)

Delivery man: All right, you're all set. Enjoy your game console...... Promotional signs and advertisements are all in this box.

Mahi: 'jump squid three. octo invasion!' how the hell did he get this!? I thought this game wasn't even out yet!

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Neta: mahi delivery just got sent to my store Just sign the paperwork and they'll do the rest.

Mahi: already did

Neta: They also bought some advertisement signs. Hang up in the front of the store once they're done

Mahi: ok

Neta: also tell Warabi that koi said hi sweetie pie

Mahi: ?????

Neta: Just do it

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Mahi was caught having a fighting fight with @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[yesyourstalker]

Warabi:....................

Neta:.....................

Warabi:.................... So-

Neta: I'm going out

Warabi: Wait I want to come too. You said you needed to visit someone. Did someone you know live here?...... pretty flowers.... those lavenders?

Neta: uh... No....... I... I just need to see someone........ I want this to be a private thing......

Warabi: ok....no problem

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Neta: hey koi- uhh colonel Kane I'm going to head out.... the turf war memorial sight is walking distance right?

Koi-koi: yes

Neta: and the cemetery?

Koi: yes it's walking distance

Neta: It won't be long I think other soldiers are gonna be there so I won't be long I'll come back in an hour

Koi-koi: an hour and 45 minutes..........

Neta: really?

Koi-koi: I know I said I wouldn't give you special treatment but I'll let this pass........ but if I call you come back immediately.

Neta: yes ma'am............. Warabi you can visit the memorial with me after, do whatever you want.

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Neta: what is that smell??

Pulpo: it's pickled fish liver. you want one?

Neta: uhh ew no.... That's what my Grandpa eats cuz he doesn't have his beak anymore..... it's old people food

Pulpo:... Well at least I'm prepared for old age.

Neta: hehehe really??

Pulpo: Yes! I can't wait to grow old! My tentacles are going to be as white as ice and I'll smell like lavender and hand out candy to young kids...... I'll still dress like I'm 20 hehehe. Be the hottest person in the retirement home.....

Neta: oh cod don't put that in my head

Pulpo: please...You probably wouldn't make it past 30 with your recklessness...... I already have an outfit planned for your funeral.... hehehehee

Neta:hehehehee cod PO you're fucking dark

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Neta: *sigh*...*walking*.........................................

Warabi: ..... You know this island used to be owned by octarians.

Neta: I know

Warabi: yeah a lot of people assumed we all lived underground but a lot of us live on the surface

Neta: those who could afford it... Which was not a lot

Warabi: could you believe this place used to be a war ground? I mean look at this place it's so nice. Parks, apartments, nice little neighborhoods!

Neta:................................... ... Yeah I would believe it... I believe it very vividly.............................................................

Warabi:......................................

Neta:.......................... Hm. Here we are.

Warabi:.... Wow.............. It's a lot of names

Neta: yeah..................... P..... P..... P where the Ps?......... Here........................................................*sigh* here it is.. pulpo............

Warabi: you know this person?......

Neta: yeah..... I know a handful of them. I usually decorate all of their memorials but I only have time for them................ put some flowers.......... I got a nice scarf for you po.........and your favorite snack.............

Warabi: pickled fish liver? ughhh.

Neta: heh yeah............... I don't understand why they're still in business making this because Po was the only person I knew who actually enjoyed that shit.........*sniff*..............*voice crack*.. they loved it......

Warabi: I'll leave you alone...*pat* *pat*

Neta: wait!..... can you stay.

Warabi: yeah, yeah I can sit with you for a while....

Neta: thank you......*crying* ...... I fucking hate this place.....*crying* ...they died for this?...a fucking country club and a Rusty's Buffett??.........they died for this!!?............*crying* ...... just so entitled privileged fucks can reap the benefits of our work. of our pain!!........* Sobbing*...... We didn't get any of this! I don't get a nice house, I didn't get quality food or a public pool!! I was put in a fucking hospital drinking meal quick and watching reruns of barnacle bunch for 10 months...........................................................................................cod! What the fuck!

Warabi: [hug].... I'm sorry that happened to you...... Is it a bad time to tell my parents have a summer house here?

Neta: hehe... It's fine.... Don't take it personally.....it's just my anger talking......

Warabi: your anger is valid.....

Neta: hm

[one hour and 30 minutes]

Neta: *sigh*................*checks phone* ..... We need to get back to the ship.....

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Pulpo: hey Neta

Neta: yeah

Pulpo: have you ever kissed anyone?

Neta:.......................................... no

Pulpo: you've never kissed anyone?

Neta: shhhhhhhhhh shut up don't tell the whole world

Pulpo: hehehehehe like no one at all? Wow....... I've already had 5 girlfriends and 5 boyfriends

Neta:.......... No way

Pulpo: yeah I'm that pretty....*wink*...

Neta: hmmm....... Whatever I'm nervous around girls anyway ........guys are making me feel weird too

Pulpo: are you nervous around me?

Neta: no....... you're different.... I know you.. you're cool

Pulpo:.... Aww Neta....... I already know that

Neta: hmm ............ so what is it like?

Pulpo: having a partner? It's pretty great they buy me anything I want

Neta: no I meant kissing someone? What is it like?

Pulpo: come here...*pat* *pat* *pat*

Neta: ok

Pulpo: ok get close.... close your eyes..... Good... Now lean in.......

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Warabi: Neta?... What are doing... Net- [Kiss]..........

Neta: [kiss]

Octarian soldier: EVERY ONE UP!! THEY CAUGHT THE EEL!!

Neta: *gasp*..................

Warabi:..............

Soldiers: *scrambling*

Neta: oh fuck..... nononono.... shit

Warabi: hey, hey it's fine... it's ok. really.....haha .. I actually kinda liked it

Neta: not helping.

Koi-koi: no need to get changed just put on your boots and come down stairs and help lift up the cage!!!.... we have a long trip home!

Neta: eh... Uh ..*sigh* we'll talk about this later let's go.....*Jogging*

Warabi:............. Ok.......*jogging*

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Koi-koi: ALL RIGHT 20 ON EACH SIDE!! GRAB THE CHAN....... captain I take left you take the right

Captain 3:

Koi-koi: I love your enthusiasm!.. ALRIGHT!! AFTER EACH PULL STEP BACK!! THIS SHOULD TAKE 5 STEPS.. BE CAREFUL!! A LOT OF WATER WILL COME IN AND IT COME IN FAST!! I INTEND FOR MY WHOLE SPLATOON TO MAKE IT HOME! ON MY COUNT 1!!

soldiers: PULL

Koi-koi:2!!

Soldiers:PULL

Koi-koi: 3!!

Soldiers: PULL

Koi-koi: 4!!

Soldiers: PULL

Koi-koi: 5!!

Soldiers: PULLLLL!

Koi-koi: captain Lock the chain in place will ya sweetie?..... Wooo!!!! ...*huff* I haven't had a workout like that since.... since..... How old are my kids?.... Good job everyone!!...

Soldiers: * CHEERING*

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Inkling soldier: just look at that thing. It's huge... even for a small one

Octarian soldier: It has enough power for us, our kids, are grandkids and their grandkids.....

Warabi: wow.... that's amazing hey Neta- oh..... Hmmm.....I should call ikkan. No.... hmmm... Yeah... Yeah I should call him....................... Hey Mrs- oh colonel Kane can I ask you something? I need some advice!

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Mahi was there in spirit @fish-at-fish-fish-resort