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staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty · 6 months ago

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Thing that came to me even though I know nothing of Konrad: Konrad: *Receives vision of being brutally murdered by what appears to be a mutated to hell and back Sanguinius* Konrad: Huh so I'm going to die to- wait a minute, is that Sanguinius? Why does he look that? Is that one of his sons ...? No, no, too big to be that, what the fuck am I looking at..? Why does he have fangs the length of my forearm? And what- *Konrad, slowly realizing where he is* Konrad: ....I huffed too much sewer gas again didn't I...? The Nurgling, high as shit across from him: *Nods sagely*

#this is based off of jenkem which is made from fermented human waste #also the nurgling is there because Konrad do be hallucinating #Perhaps he should remove himself from the sewers #that might be a good idea #this is also known as a brief moment of sanity for Konrad despite the Nurgling #also you can't tell me Nurgle doesn't allow for jenkem #Slaanesh didn't exist with Jenkem and all those who go to slaanesh and do too much Jenkem become Nurgle's eventually #shit post #warhammer shitpost #incorrect quotes #nurgling #konrad curze #sanguinius #Konrad's dubious sanity

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