#incorrect quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[unsung-idiot]

Stan was not prepared

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Tim: Theft.

Dick: Disturbing the peace.

Cassandra: Aggravated assault.

Damian: Arson.

Jason: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Marcille: so what’s for d-

Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

[red-replacement]

jason: why are you looking at me like that?

damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong

jason: what the fuck?

[lovesick-joey]

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

one | three

[strawberrytheauthor]

This is Remus Lupin you can’t prove me wrong.

Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

[sweet-as-petrichor]

Damian: Want to help me commit a felony?

Jason: What the hell??

Damian: Sorry, my bad.

Damian, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Jason, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: There's a fucking furry at the mall!

[later]

Tim: What the hell is an "Easter bunny"?

[sayangrafayel]

Sylus: That was so hot, sweetie.

MC: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Sylus: I'm so in love with you.

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[hiroyildiz]

Is this what the Poppy War is about??

The pregnant evil queen smirks as she places a hand on her swollen belly. "Now hero, you won't kill the mother of your own child, will you?" "Lady, I am female, infertile, and never had sex before, so that lie is not going to work on me."

[foerchen]

POV: Batboys meet Strippers

Bruce forced Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian to go to a party organized by Gotham socialite’s kids. (Not at all so that he could do funny stuff with Selina in peace.)

Damian: *absolutely disgusted by the very vulgar display of men and women in scandalous clothes*

Damian: Richard, I command you to put a stop to this.

Dick: *blushing at the male stripper winking at him*

Dick: I- Dami, this isn’t my party… Just try to do your own thing.

Dick: *staggers over to where the male stripper is dancing (it’s Wally in disguise. he lost a bet.)*

Tim: *horrified, overwhelmed, beet-red*

Tim: *runs and hides into the bathroom because he is wayyy too tired (and in love with Kon) for this shit*

Jason: *watches from afar as Damian tries to educate a group of strippers his old Crime Alley family on modesty*

Jason: *goes over to save Damian from the cheek pinching and coos (not to hang out with the people who used to protect and look after him on the streets! nooooo)*

Jason: *spends the whole night educating Damian on sex work and how the workers should be treated with utmost respect*