#incorrect quotes

[purple-1995]

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY Tweets: Canon Bees edition

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Buddie x Internet

[nevsclowntown]

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Wylan: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Jesper, crying: It’s not a joke I’m a legit snack

[bruciemilf]

Based on @qcomicsy 's podcast AU because hello it is the most hilarious thing ever??

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Dick, three Red Bull iced coffees in: You know who doesn't get enough recognition? As like, a bonafide rogue? Harvey. Or, Two-Face, whatever.

Jason, spitting Starbats and choking: DUDE. Absolutely.

Dick: That man put the fear of GOD in me. Listen, if you have an Italian dad? This is a safe space. It was so weird because like, -- when B couldn't put me in check, he used to, --

Jason: Call Harvey!

Dick: Call Harvey! And he'd come to the manor, sit me down, force me to do my homework. But it was fucking math, and he [laughs] he was like [imitating Harvey's voice] 'Doll, what the hell is THIS?'

Jason: Do you think they know we know? Cause it was kinda obvious. I mean, --

Dick: Boy best friends call eachother sweet pet names all the time, right?

Jason: Straight culture is raising 7 kids together as men and calling eachother 'babe'

Dick: Normalise being men and platonically married, [giggles] God, I hope they don't see this

Jason: I hope they do. I've had my best man speech ready since like, 12

Dick: Best man?! YOU?

Jason: Oh here we fucking go--

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: At 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream.

Clark: I didn't mean to make this so ominous. I meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison, usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.

Dick: That didn't really make it less ominous.

[pyjamacryptid]

Arthur: Let me guess.

Arthur: you have a perfectly good explanation for … all of this?

Merlin: Yes.

Merlin: *begins to ramble off a perfectly terrible lie explanation that’s utter nonsense*

Arthur: (what the fuck is he even saying?)

Merlin: (what the fuck am I even saying?)

[demonic0angel]

Tim: Why can’t I join the club?!

Danny: Sorry, only people who have a D starting their names can join.

Damian and Duke: *nods*

Tim: Then why is Cass in there?!

Danny: C is close to D and she’s cool.

Cass: *nods*

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Soap is a great provider

Price: And what does he provide you with exactly?

Ghost as he watches a microwave blow up in Soap’s face, Soap just standing there like he’s in a cartoon: Amusement mostly

[arguablysomaya]

Tim: Alright, don’t panic, but an experiment of mine is loose in the Batcave.

Dick: What?! What did you release this time?

Damian: And why is Thomas hiding behind the couch?

Tim: Yeah, Duke, don’t be ridiculous.

Duke: You mean that the creature that escaped isn't harmful?

Tim: *Laughs* No. It’s just that hiding isn’t going to protect you. It will find you.

[teaaagan]

Dog

*Y/N Gets a dog*

Natasha: It's not even that cute

Y/N: Are you jealous?

Natasha: Jealous? Ha!

-later-

Natasha: Listen to me, attention thief-

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets: Canon Bees edition (part 2)

[jakascoo]

Dick: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Duke: Several traffic violations. Damian: Three counts of resisting arrest. Tim: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Jason: Also, that’s not our car.

[gmarseln]

Enid: Hey Wednesday, do you love me?

Wednesday: What monstrosity have you done this time.

Enid: Nothing! Why do you always assume I did something when i ask you that? It's not like I accidentally wolfed out in your (our) favorite hoodie and now it's destroyed! Nu uh!

Wednesday: I g- yOU DID WHAT?!?

[incorrect-ghostsoap-quotes]

Soap, pointing: May I sit there?

Ghost: That’s my lap?

Soap: That doesn’t answer my question, Lt.