#incorrect quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Are you wearing make up? Where'd your freckles go? Ghost: Winter just makes my freckles fade Y/N: I see *later* Y/N, beating the snow with a shovel: Give. Him. Back. His. Freckles. You. Bitch

[incorrectbatfam]

[trying to summon a demon at a haunted house]

Jason: If you want to eat my heart turn that light on!

*nothing happens*

Tim: I think the demon's a wimp.

Dick: You both have lost your minds.

Tim: Wanna lie on the Pentagram?

Jason: Hell yeah.

Jason: *lays on the Pentagram*

Jason: Here we go.

Dick: You're crazy.

Jason: Rock and roll buckaroo!

[the-crooked-library]

my absolute favourite devil's minion dynamic, ft: my last night's text conversation with my husband

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[pjotwitter]

[tattycoram]

Fives, comming Rex: Hey our favourite brother! Rex: Jail or hospital? Echo: How could you make such accusations when we are merely trying to greet our favourite sibling?! Rex: Jail or hospital? Fives: Do you really have such little faith in us? Rex: Jail. Or. Hospital Fives: ...jail. AND WE LOVE YOU! Rex: *hangs up*

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#55 ASLY

Y/n: can we get a puppy

Ace: no

Y/n: why!!!

Sabo: we have Luffy

Y/n: but Luffy isn't a puppy-

Luffy, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow*!!!!

Y/n: ...

Y/n: never mind I see your point

[cod-dump]

Gaz: Hang on, gotta use the loo before we head back to base.

Alex: Oh, sure. Want me to hold your stuff?

Gaz: What stuff?

Alex: You know, your uh... oh.

Gaz: Bruv, you good?

Alex: I've been away for too long.

Gaz: What is happening?

Alex: With the ULF, I always hold the ladies' purses when they go to the bathroom so they don't have to worry about it.

Alex, covering his face: It was reflex, I'm so sorry.

Gaz: You need some bloke time.

Alex: I really do.

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Bat!reader and Batman arguing*

Bat!reader: Every bitch can't be your son.

Batman: ...

Batfam: *Gasp*

Damian: They're right actually.

Bat!reader: Bruce, I didn't mean-

Batman: How could you say that to The Batman.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Angron: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Lorgar: >:O language

Sanguinius: Yeah watch your fucking language

Fulgrim: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SANGY THE FUCK WORD?

Horus: 'The fuck word'.

Guilliman: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Fulgrim: Oh Throne, he censored it

Horus: Say fuck, Guilliman.

Jaghatai: Do it, Guilliman. Say fuck.

[nathansjosten]

more Hannibal + textposts :^)

[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

Y/N: Maybe you’re pregnant.

BEN:

Y/N:

BEN: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me because I just had a heart attack.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They’re dangerous, but I love their swagger.

[nerd-elf]

[redmoonbunnies]

(Part 3) @yourbasicqueerie I tried!!!

[draco-glacialis]

*coven sitting round a campfire in a forest somewhere*

Billy: what animal do you think we all are?

Rio: Agatha is a cat. Probably a black one.

Lilia: of all people I didn’t think you’d be one for stereotyping.

Rio: how’s it stereotyping? She leaves me dead bodies like a cat leaves their owners a dead bird or mouse.

Agatha: *proud of herself; very smug*

Coven: 0_0