#incorrect quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[frownyalfred]

The Batman/Bruce Wayne identity porn dynamic with Oliver Queen before they reveal their identities is hilarious. Because with someone so gruff and un-fun, you basically have to take anything Batman says as 100% sincere, which leads to interactions like Bruce walking into the Watchtower shooting range, approaching Oliver in the far lane with his bow, and:

Batman, out of the blue: “So you do it both ways?”

Oliver, spluttering and accidentally dry-firing: “What?”

Batman: “You can fire a bow with both hands. What did you think I meant?”

Oliver, bisexual and Suspicious: 🤨

Batman, also bisexual: 😶

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not.

[thesecretdcblog]

Kidnapper: I have your kid

Bruce: Which one I have so many

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one

Bruce: That doesn’t narrow it down

[unsung-idiot]

Stan was not prepared

[hatchetta]

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Dr. Zayne! What has two ears but can't hear?

Zayne: You when I give good advice.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian: I quit Robin.

Tim: You can do that???

Jason: First I’m hearing about it.

Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?

Damian: I will become a doctor.

Dick: …

Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??

Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.

Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Its so nice to be wanted for once Price: You're wanted for murder! Ghost: Don't listen to him babe, you're wanted for much more than that

[meupz]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] organize the best conclave this city-state has ever seen

[groovyirony]

I love it when he does that

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Be the bigger person.

Damian: No. I'm 5'0 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

[falloutwitch2004]

Bat! Eddie: *crawling on the ground*

Dustin: why is Eddie crawling around like that?

Steve: he hasn't quite figured out flying

Dustin: he's a fucking bat, how hard could it be?

Steve: watch your mouth. And pretty hard apparently. Most times he's hanging out on my shoulder, but he seemed very insistant on letting him get around by himself this morning.

[strawlessandbraless]

Pray for Sam