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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month ago
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frownyalfred · 2 days ago
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The Batman/Bruce Wayne identity porn dynamic with Oliver Queen before they reveal their identities is hilarious. Because with someone so gruff and un-fun, you basically have to take anything Batman says as 100% sincere, which leads to interactions like Bruce walking into the Watchtower shooting range, approaching Oliver in the far lane with his bow, and:
Batman, out of the blue: “So you do it both ways?”
Oliver, spluttering and accidentally dry-firing: “What?”
Batman: “You can fire a bow with both hands. What did you think I meant?”
Oliver, bisexual and Suspicious: 🤨
Batman, also bisexual: 😶
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days ago
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Tim: I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not.
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thesecretdcblog · 3 days ago
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Kidnapper: I have your kid
Bruce: Which one I have so many
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one
Bruce: That doesn’t narrow it down
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unsung-idiot · 8 months ago
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Stan was not prepared
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hatchetta · 3 days ago
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sayangrafayel · 3 days ago
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MC: Dr. Zayne! What has two ears but can't hear?
Zayne: You when I give good advice.
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notrobinsomethingworse · 20 days ago
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Damian: I quit Robin.
Tim: You can do that???
Jason: First I’m hearing about it.
Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?
Damian: I will become a doctor.
Dick: …
Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??
Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.
Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?
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Y/N: Its so nice to be wanted for once Price: You're wanted for murder! Ghost: Don't listen to him babe, you're wanted for much more than that
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meupz · 4 days ago
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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] organize the best conclave this city-state has ever seen
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groovyirony · 2 days ago
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I love it when he does that
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 months ago
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day ago
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Bruce: Be the bigger person.
Damian: No. I'm 5'0 and bitter. You be the bigger person.
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falloutwitch2004 · 2 days ago
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Bat! Eddie: *crawling on the ground*
Dustin: why is Eddie crawling around like that?
Steve: he hasn't quite figured out flying
Dustin: he's a fucking bat, how hard could it be?
Steve: watch your mouth. And pretty hard apparently. Most times he's hanging out on my shoulder, but he seemed very insistant on letting him get around by himself this morning.
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strawlessandbraless · 4 days ago
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Pray for Sam
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