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Stan was not prepared
#this is dumb lol#but i wanted to practice drawing in this style and this happened lmao#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#incorrect quotes#digital art#my stuff
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Duke: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Tim: Theft.
Dick: Disturbing the peace.
Cassandra: Aggravated assault.
Damian: Arson.
Jason: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Marcille: so what’s for d-
Laios, already grabbing the nearest monster:

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Garrick: Uh-oh.
Xaden: What?
Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.
Xaden: Yours or mine?
Garrick: Does it matter?
Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.
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jason: why are you looking at me like that?
damian, age 4, wondering why jason looks white if he's his brother: you're colored wrong
jason: what the fuck?
#jason todd#damian wayne#jason and damian were brothers in the league (real not fake)#dc comics#jason and damian#this happened (trust)#damian is dark like talia#incorrect quotes
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the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^
one | three
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This is Remus Lupin you can’t prove me wrong.
Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined
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Damian: Want to help me commit a felony?
Jason: What the hell??
Damian: Sorry, my bad.
Damian, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?
Jason, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?
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Tim: There's a fucking furry at the mall!
[later]
Tim: What the hell is an "Easter bunny"?
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Sylus: That was so hot, sweetie.
MC: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Sylus: I'm so in love with you.
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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars
Grimes:
Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck
Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million
I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real
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Is this what the Poppy War is about??
The pregnant evil queen smirks as she places a hand on her swollen belly. "Now hero, you won't kill the mother of your own child, will you?" "Lady, I am female, infertile, and never had sex before, so that lie is not going to work on me."
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POV: Batboys meet Strippers
Bruce forced Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian to go to a party organized by Gotham socialite’s kids. (Not at all so that he could do funny stuff with Selina in peace.)
Damian: *absolutely disgusted by the very vulgar display of men and women in scandalous clothes*
Damian: Richard, I command you to put a stop to this.
Dick: *blushing at the male stripper winking at him*
Dick: I- Dami, this isn’t my party… Just try to do your own thing.
Dick: *staggers over to where the male stripper is dancing (it’s Wally in disguise. he lost a bet.)*
Tim: *horrified, overwhelmed, beet-red*
Tim: *runs and hides into the bathroom because he is wayyy too tired (and in love with Kon) for this shit*
Jason: *watches from afar as Damian tries to educate a group of strippers his old Crime Alley family on modesty*
Jason: *goes over to save Damian from the cheek pinching and coos (not to hang out with the people who used to protect and look after him on the streets! nooooo)*
Jason: *spends the whole night educating Damian on sex work and how the workers should be treated with utmost respect*
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