#incorrect quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Soap: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger! Y/N: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Simon Ghost: I have never been more stressed in my entire life

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Jason: Where are you right now?

Dick: I'm getting Batburgers.

Jason: Can you grab me Robin nuggets? I'll pay you back.

Dick: ...

Jason: Please get me nuggets, I'll pay you back.

Dick: No.

Jason: Why not?

Dick: You never pay me back for anything.

Jason: Yes I have.

Dick: Name one.

Jason: I can literally name hundreds.

Dick: I don't want hundreds, I want one.

Jason: Just please get me nuggets.

Dick: Okay.

Jason: Seriously? I love you!

Dick: Nah I lied, I already left.

[revolving-door-of-hyperfixations]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: let’s not percy this into a worse situation than it already is

percy: did you just use my name as a verb?

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Cap, how do you feel about me

Price: I’d certainly greet any guy you brought home with a shotgun if that’s what you’re asking

Ghost: Aww-

Soap, quickly leaving the room: I need body armor

Price: WHAT?!

Gaz: Wow… need me to get your shotgun-?

[kimjun]

YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Jason: What?

Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus: I hate you.

James, confidently: I know you’re lying, Reggie.

James, whispering to Sirius: He’s lying, right?

Sirius: *banging head on desk*

[radioducky]

Alastor: I’ll have you know, I am a humble supporter of the homosexuals.

Lucifer: Oh, are you now?

Alastor: Yes, Indeedy!

Lucifer: Well, then come here and prove it.

Alastor: … I beg you pardon?

Lucifer: Kiss me.

Lucifer: Or is Mr. Tall-Dark-n‘-Creepy a coward?

Alastor: I’ll end you.

Lucifer: Hopefully with your mouth, though.

[l3viat8an]

MC: How much do you love me?

Beel: a lot.

MC: On a scale from 0 to burgers?

Beel:*leaning down to kiss MC* Burgers. With bacon!

MC:*smiling and kissing Beel back* You're the one ❤︎

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N, pointing: May I sit there?

Tim, a bit flustered: That’s my lap.

Y/N: That doesn’t answer my question.

[ladymarvel27]

Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Charles: It was me. Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[fxiryeon]

*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Are you mad?

Damian: No.

Stephanie: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: i am committed to TWO THINGS

ROXY: 1.) FAGGING IT UP

ROXY: 2.) THE BIT

ROXY: 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

TWINKLY HERBERT: 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥 💪 💯💯🔥 🔥💯🔥 🔥🔥 💯🔥 💯🔥🔥 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯 💯🔥💯🔥💯💯

ROXY: squintce. hold on

ROXY: !!!!!!??????

ROXY: twinkly herbrt i love u 😭

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: what happened to percy?

grover: he died

annabeth: he what?!

grover: he died, but he’s okay

annabeth: …can you please clarify?

percy: clarification is for the weak

[superespresso]

Hi I made more.