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The Batman/Bruce Wayne identity porn dynamic with Oliver Queen before they reveal their identities is hilarious. Because with someone so gruff and un-fun, you basically have to take anything Batman says as 100% sincere, which leads to interactions like Bruce walking into the Watchtower shooting range, approaching Oliver in the far lane with his bow, and:
Batman, out of the blue: “So you do it both ways?”
Oliver, spluttering and accidentally dry-firing: “What?”
Batman: “You can fire a bow with both hands. What did you think I meant?”
Oliver, bisexual and Suspicious: 🤨
Batman, also bisexual: 😶
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Tim: I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not.
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Kidnapper: I have your kid
Bruce: Which one I have so many
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one
Bruce: That doesn’t narrow it down
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Stan was not prepared
#this is dumb lol#but i wanted to practice drawing in this style and this happened lmao#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#incorrect quotes#digital art#my stuff
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#max jagerman#max jägerman#npmd#starkid npmd#max npmd#incorrect quotes#incorrect npmd quotes#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#starkid
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MC: Dr. Zayne! What has two ears but can't hear?
Zayne: You when I give good advice.
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Damian: I quit Robin.
Tim: You can do that???
Jason: First I’m hearing about it.
Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?
Damian: I will become a doctor.
Dick: …
Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??
Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.
Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?
#this was made a month ago I have no idea what’s happened since then#but let my boy leave the superhero world#he deserves to have a normal life#dc comics#dc#batman#batfam#batfamily#robin#Damian Wayne#red robin#Tim drake#red hood#jason todd#Nightwing#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#mine
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Y/N: Its so nice to be wanted for once Price: You're wanted for murder! Ghost: Don't listen to him babe, you're wanted for much more than that
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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] organize the best conclave this city-state has ever seen
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I love it when he does that
#the well#dw#doctor who#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#fifteenth doctor#belinda chandra#incorrect quotes#edit
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Bruce: Be the bigger person.
Damian: No. I'm 5'0 and bitter. You be the bigger person.
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Bat! Eddie: *crawling on the ground*
Dustin: why is Eddie crawling around like that?
Steve: he hasn't quite figured out flying
Dustin: he's a fucking bat, how hard could it be?
Steve: watch your mouth. And pretty hard apparently. Most times he's hanging out on my shoulder, but he seemed very insistant on letting him get around by himself this morning.
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Pray for Sam
#supernatural#dean winchester#destiel#spn#castiel#misha collins#jensen ackles#deancas#spn crack#sam winchester#spn memes#destiel crack#supernatural memes#spn text post#spn incorrect quotes#incorrect spn#incorrect quotes#bottom!dean#bottom dean winchester#dom castiel#top!cas#top castiel#dean is bi#bi dean#bisexual dean winchester#spn 12x03#12x03#sunshine
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