#Kuroo Tetsurō OWNS me 🗣

[kuroowo]

Casssss if you have self ships and time, I’d love to hear some headcanons you have!!💖🥺

NDMLSIXKSNE NO BUT YOUVE NOW UNLEASHED THE DELUSIONAL PART OF ME AAAAAA

P. S. I am in love with OriMakki uwu

Miya Osamu

⋆ So much food and eating and discovering new places to eat 😩

⋆ I’m quite a picky eater, so it’s either Osamu’s challenge or blessing because stuff I don’t eat will go straight to him (blessing), but that also means not eating some of the stuff he makes bc of my palate (challenge) LMAO like baby it’s not u, it’s my taste buds LOL but I’ll change his mind by making him view it as a challenge rather than a problem 🥴

⋆ Me making a bunch of semi-random food combos (butter & cream cheese sandwich, ribena and milk, etc.) and him tagging along to try because we’re too curious for our own good🤡😂

⋆ I will literally be Onigiri Miya’s hype woman. Watch me and Atsumu lowkey embarrass him but highkey support his business. That’s on unconditional love 😩👏🏼

⋆ Cafe hopping and you can’t change my mind 🗣

⋆ Us having quiet, low energy days together. Not much speaking, but it’s just enough to be together 😭 I’d also imagine nightly whispers being our thing, and it’s super intimate and soft and it’s something that Osamu loves and made such a habit out of that he can’t sleep properly if he doesn’t have it with me uwu

⋆ I like having alone time. He has a busy restaurant. Quite complimentary imo, but we’ll always steal little moments together. Shit keeps us going 😩 and if we have enough time and energy on the weekends, we’ll go on dates/meet with friends/family/etc. 😋

⋆ I will literally dote on this man but annoy him in the same breath, and Osamu can’t do anything but roll his eyes fondly at me with a leetle blush uwu

⋆ Overall, the relationship is more on the chill side but with lots of food and soft love involved uwu

Kuroo Tetsurō

⋆ I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again: OFFICE GOSSIP DUO 🤪

⋆ I can see us being the type of couple who fall in love as best friends 😩 like sure, we’re not the most attractive people we’ve seen (to each other), but the more we get to know each other, the more we just can’t help but let that love for each other’s personalities spill over to our appearances.

⋆ Because of our parental situations,, I think we’d try to be as mature as we can if we have an actual fight or if there’s a miscommunication/misunderstanding. We all have our different ways of coping too, so I think we’ll work it out fine together.

⋆ So much light hearted teasing 😩

⋆ I’m sensitive about certain topics, but other than that, if Kuroo teases or provokes me, I’ll take it as a joke and double down on his ass 🥴 man’s about to get a taste of his own medicine (lighthearted though)

⋆ We’ve seen how he looked after Kenma & the team bro and I love being taken care off without feeling like I’m a burden or incapable, so I’d just JXOWMSOXKWM for that side of him 😩 but I also have a habit of taking care of my loved ones, so Kuroo’s about to be LOVED 😤

⋆ I feel like we’re both secretive people? Honest, but secretive. I have no problem respecting boundaries and I’ve always been good at reading boundaries without being told to, so Kuroo would appreciate that I’m not tryna dig out every little thing. Sometimes, you just gotta keep a few things to yourself yk?

⋆ It’s basically one mature but provoking con man looking mf dating one soft sensitive mf who’s too intimidating & edgy looking for her own good LMAO

⋆ Overall, the relationship is like dating your lovable but also (lovingly) annoying best friend 🥰

Thank u for asking me this bc it really helped take some edge off of me today 😩🤲🏼💓 I LOVE U ORI 😤💓

[soft-ris]

KUROO OFFICE ROMANCE ???

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FUCK just imagine being the Gossip Central™️ co-workers and just knowing everything juicy about anyone (not just in the company too) like u can’t TELL me Kuroo don’t look like he enjoys gossip. U CANT???

And flirting? Oh my god flirting in the office is SO MF CUTEJCONWKXJWME like sticky-notes and fake professional emails (sent using ur phones tho bc I know companies track ur emails from the computer they provide and y’all do NOT want HR reading thatKSKSKSK unless you’re HR🥴) whenever you have free time to bug each other with cute and stupid shit, sending each other knowing glances when something gossip worthy goes on or when someone you both don’t like does something stupid, lunch breaks spent together eating and complaining and talking and laughing until y’all realise there’s 10 minutes left and y’all have to scarf down the remaining food like two idiots so y’all won’t be late back to work, getting each other snacks when the other is on a small break, the routine good mornings and quick chats that you both need with each other for that extra energy boost to carry y’all until lunch before work officially starts, & etc etc.

And don’t even get me STARTED on dinners after work together. Don’t even lemme THINK about hanging out on the weekends together too bc 5 days a week of seeing each other isn’t enough. I don’t wanna TALK about how y’all won’t stop secretly texting each other during meetings even though y’all text basically all the time. And I’m definitely NOT gonna imagine how y’all’s co-workers start a pool on how long will it take for u and Kuroo to start officially dating bc y’all already kinda are like a couple. FUCK-

I’m not saying Office worker Kuroo is superior... BUT YES I AM. OFFICE WORKER KUROO IS SUPERIOR OMFG PLEASE I WANT AN OFFICE ROMANCE WITH HIM AND HIS FUCKIN 3-PIECE SUITS 😭