#Kyle introduced the maternity leave btw and 99% benefits for rhe employees because Cartman would never

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Kyman are canonically like extremely strong when they join forces (eg. Crack baby, ass burgers, go fund yourself)

So like, future kyman au where they grow up and start running a extremely corrupt business together.

Cartman knows how messed up their business module is but he doesn't care because they rank in so much cash daily unlike Kyle, who basically has many sleepless nights to himself justifying how the company is secretly helping the society or really good for the workers etc etc and I don't doubt he'd be afraid to voice them out loud LMAO maybe he tries to ask Stan to join and their exchange goes:

Stan: I don't know dude, isn't this like- really messed up?

Kyle: Oh cmon, just how it is messed up? We're doing good for the environment and we give lots of benefits to our workers!

Stan: You guys literally give out contracts to homeless people to sign for free housing for three months then harvest their organs all under the guise of the contract.

Kyle: Well, yea but- they're the ones that signed the contracts. And we have like diversity hires and maternity leave for mothers, isn't that good?

Stan: ......