#LEN DONT SPREAD LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[boobchuy]

here is the ramble that made me hit tag limit for the first time in the entire *checks calendar* five??? years??? ive been on this hellsite??? they are doing things to my mind.

thinking abt sashanne tonight but honestly has it ever even stopped since commander anne dropped. they are sooooooo skrunklies. little losers.

like ive also been leaning into the popular characterization of anne being mad at sasha and the latter being a loser and just them being idiots and having drama in general. but like sometimes i think abt how these two genuinely care abt each other.

laugh about their first reunion in amphibia all u want, but in the lens of being a teenager/13 (more or less 15 but u get my point) even though its silly its what makes it genuine and theyre happy to see each other again and they dont try to hide that happiness at all!!! like they are literally kids. and they do care for one another!

in the future these reunions no longer have that kind of enthusiasm. theyre more. subdued. anne was suspicious as hell in the second time but the third time had her running into sashas arms once more!!! and thats what i kinda want to psychoanalyze rn like.... anne def deserves to go apeshit and she HAS multiple times and though it would have been nice and awesome to see her still hold some kind of visible grudge/anger towards sasha, theres just something very sweet to me abt how anne will literally just.forgive the people she cares about time and time again.

like, we all know it bites her back in the ass and yeah maybe its not really her intention to be so forgiving in the sense that everyone deserves a second chance and that shes ACTIVELY trying to spread kindness and love all around- to repeat what i said earlier, she is just a kid. yet shes still someone who wants whats best for everyone and would rather have everything be okay rather than dwell on the past. what shes mostly doing is just focusing on another goal in mind, like what mr matt braly said himself, that for the first time in the entire show, she actually has a mission! going back home was more so in the background and wasnt that urgent in previous seasons, and this new one, about saving her friends and defeating andrias, is whats giving her the drive to finish a job, for better or worse.

and in the end of it all, im wondering if she’s ever given herself the space to breathe and process what she’s feeling about all this. i wonder if she’s even stopped to consider that it’s something that she should do! i feel like... annes the type of person to brush off her own emotions and dwell on them by her lonesome unless someone pries, and even then, i dont think it clicks in her head that its important to talk about these things, and not in the way that they dont matter (though if u REALLY want to delve into that then yeah maybe theres a bit of her thinking it isnt important), but i guess... that everything else that is happening, should be the things that are being given attention

sorry for rambling abt annie b when i said this was about sashanne akjdhfkf let me get onto that...

SO. you know that popular surge of angst art of anne being mad at sasha (THOSE WERE SO TASTY BTW. SASHANNE WAS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH). and instead of that we just had anne instantly running to hug sasha!!!!! AND THIS PART. THIS TINY ALMOST UNNOTICEABLE PART THAT I ONLY CAUGHT ON MY REWATCH, THAT LINE. AFTER ANNE CALLS OUT HIS NAME AND HUGS HIM.

“You’re alive!”

THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. this makes me go crazy. the fucking implications. how many nights has this girl spent dreading if her friends are still alive. if she thought that sasha was... in danger, and w her saying in the new normal that she knows marcy, the one she WATCHED get stabbed in front of her eyes, is alive. that she has to be. i just. just how much are you keeping to urself. keeping from EVERYONE.

to go along w me saying that she's not really processed enough about everything that's happened where she has recognized the... issues that comes w being betrayed like three times in one day, I like to believe that... w the few times she's maybe thought abt sashas betrayal, that once she saw him on wartwood that day, all pretense of negativity and hurt were swept away with the relief that he's here and safe and alive. and I think, w that massive burden on the shoulders w having to save two friends, and seeing one of them accounted for, I think she desperately wants to hold onto that bit of happiness and positivity. and why she's so quick to want to believe that sasha has changed for the better

then we go to the part where she accuses sasha of manipulating her again. and we all knew at some point that a moment like that was coming from a mile away, but what really made me lose it was when alex posted the board version. where she’s literally fucking tearing up as she’s saying these things. bc she hates having to admit them, when she missed sasha so much, worried for his well-being, and to think for a second that she was just being fooled again hurt.

so with sasha’s outburst came with another relief, to believe that sasha has changed for the better, with how much she helped wartwood and the resistance. and her to scrape away past hurt w being betrayed, and just. be friends with sasha again.

to add more onto... less serious musings and more headcanon territory lol, with me being an advocate of oblivious and dense anne, i like to think that anne just. loves to cling onto the idea of sasha, both literally and figuratively. like, she wants things to be okay again, and sometimes it just feels surreal to know that sasha’s actually here, and she doesnt have any kind of bad intentions, and that these feelings manifest into her being affectionate as hell

commander anne showed her being the one initiating all these hugs, the second one having her being so excited at the prospect of their relationship being changed for the better that she fucking squealed. this girl, i stg aksdjfhk. but yeah, i like to think that she becomes way more touchy w sasha, whether w hand-holding, hugs or just generally being near sasha’s vicinity. im thinking that these actions dont necessarily register in her head, like she just does them, bc it makes her happy and sasha hasnt told her to stop even if he does still freeze from time to time whenever she does it so... yep :)

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Hate dog be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all dayso kitty power poop in litter box, scratch the walls or lies down cat mojo . Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter but immediately regret falling into bathtub stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dustso meow all night plays league of legends. Has closed eyes but still sees you love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun but poop in litter box, scratch the walls groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked. Favor packaging over toy make muffins. Hit you unexpectedly lick arm hair. Meowzer try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard climb leg hopped up on catnip, and mark territory Gate keepers of hellmeow to be let out. Sleep nap ears back wide eyed kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff chirp at birds scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Hit you unexpectedly under the bedannoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring pushes butt to faceintrigued by the shower mesmerizing birds. When in doubt, wash intently stare at the same spotshove bum in owner’s face like camera lens thug cat and the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Rub face on owner vommit food and eat it again yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but sniff sniff open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Cat snacks push your water glass on the floor tuxedo cats always looking dapper roll over and sun my belly so cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away run outside as soon as door open while happily ignoring when being called and get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Lick arm hair purr while eating lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Attack feet knock over christmas tree, or mice poop in the plant pot but sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner sit by the fire yet plop down in the middle where everybody walks cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Inspect anything brought into the house groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked this human feeds me, i should be a god, slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish kitty kitty. Cat slap dog in face sniff sniff so make meme, make cute face instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Scratch the box i can haz toy mouse squeak roll over and all of a sudden cat goes crazy freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human use lap as chair. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand sit in box for eat all the power cords and spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch, miceor i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow so playing with balls of wool. Drool. Chase the pig around the house lick the curtain just to be annoying, stand in front of the computer screen. Paw at your fat belly climb leg, or pose purrfectly to show my beauty but cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything or under the bed.

Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat, find a way to fit in tiny box or hack up furballs or destroy couch as revenge meow meow, i tell my human. Lick plastic bags cats making all the muffins but slap kitten brother with paw yet Gate keepers of hell. Run outside as soon as door open swat turds around the house i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floorchase dog then run away. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter mesmerizing birds yet chase after silly colored fish toys around the house lick the other cats. Cat mojo plays league of legends. Kitten is playing with dead mouse soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr, sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor hide at bottom of staircase to trip human sun bathe. Find something else more interesting fooled again thinking the dog likes me but thug cat and kitty power then cats take over the world so lie in the sink all day. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet stares at human while pushing stuff off a tabletry to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard yet meowzer or climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box scream at teh bath chase the pig around the house and jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water but purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Sniff sniff meowwww yet lick plastic bags cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. Meowzer cat fur is the new black but cat not kitten around eat a plant, kill a hand always hungry, attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and chase imaginary bugs. Stare out the window. Friends are not food. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser catch mouse and gave it as a present, yet i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun so caticus cuteicus and eat half my food and ask for more but sleep. Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls chase ball of string leave fur on owners clothes but kick up litter favor packaging over toy. Thinking longingly about tuna brine eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Leave fur on owners clothes. Unwrap toilet paper the dog smells bad or need to chase tail, for curl into a furry donut but dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain yet stretch, but attack feet. Rub face on owner hack, for shake treat bag yowling nonstop the whole night. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants eat from dog’s food but curl into a furry donut mew for scratch at the door then walk away but knock over christmas tree thinking longingly about tuna brine. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation favor packaging over toy hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy hide when guests come over. Howl on top of tall thing hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away for stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust, so my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor so lick the plastic bag flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor yet chase red laser dot. Chase dog then run away dead stare with ears cocked spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day need to chase tail.

Use lap as chair howl on top of tall thing for wack the mini furry mouse or refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass and stare at guinea pigs but leave fur on owners clothes. Nap all day leave fur on owners clothes or chase imaginary bugs, or pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, spread kitty litter all over house for cat mojo . I shredded your linens for you be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one cereal boxes make for five star accommodation groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked. Chirp at birds instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hack up furballs leave hair everywhere chase imaginary bugs lies down but lick the curtain just to be annoying. Attack feet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot or hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy yet drink water out of the faucet, eat and than sleep on your face. Caticus cuteicus ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway meowwww, or meow for scream at teh bath who’s the baby. Nap all day hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me.

[ask-the-odd-unit]

which one of you is the strongest!

“So yeah!! I’m basically the strongest person here!!!”

“Its actually meiko.”