#LETS GO STRAIGHT INTO THE WAVES WITH NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WOOHOO

[sprinklethetangerine]

I wanna go surfing. I say that like I even know how to surf lmao

[lisbonsteresa]

Ryan just leaves all the garbage that fell out of his car in the street. Dude, no. Shoutout to Tree for instantly dismissing deja vu and going straight for "it's happening again." No shoutout to Ryan, who doesn't believe her. Shame on Ryan. Although to be fair I didn't like Tree at first last time either. Wait, so this whole movie takes place only one single day later? How is Tree out and about and walking? Shouldn't she be chitchatting with lawyers and cops after killing Lori? (3/?)

“Who picks a creepy baby for a mascot anyway?” THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING, RYAN. THE GAY GUY IS ON A DATE WOOHOO I’M PROUD OF HIM. Carter is so cute. I want someone like him. Ryan is surrounded by mannequins and hasn’t thought to throw on a sweatshirt and a mask and stand still? Oh okay creepy clones. Yeah, okay, no, definitely not playing by the same rules as the previous movie. The most entertaining thing about that slo-mo was the Yoohoo going everywhere. OH TREE IS GONNA KILL RYAN. (4/?)

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Ryan is brilliant and possibly a genius but he’s also an absolute trash college student fjaldsk. THAT’S BECAUSE TREE LEARNS FROM HER EXPERIENCES. BECAUSE TREE IS THE BEST. (and I mean…..Ryan has a lot to take in rn). TImeline-wise, it’s weird yeah but kind of hand-waved away, like the first movie ended the day of Tree kicking Lori out a sorority house window and you see her and Carter watching a news report on it so like…….they just let her off scot free because she’s tiny and white and blonde haaha but don’t look to deep into it THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION  (but actually the first time I watched HDD someone told me their college had a really similar identical? mascot, so I guess some schools are just wild like that). He sure is! Congrats Tim!! Yeah, it’s a shame Carter’s actor is trash because the character really is such a cutie. LISTEN OK…?! HORROR MOVIE LOGIC MEANS NO LOGIC. Also this one is much more sci-fi than horror but it’s fine. SHE SURE IS