#LIKE IT WOULDNT BE THIS FUNNY IF I HADNT REPEATEDLY MESSED UP HIS ORDER KDJFKD | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

milkbreadtoast · 2 years

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I messed up Clotted's order 3 times (on purpose <3 it was gonna be 4 but i accidentally made the last one right??) and he finally ordered a gross sounding blueberry mint choco jelly cake and not only did he love the ugly ass cake I gave him but he said HE WANTS TO COME BACK FOR MORE??? BTCH YOUVE BEEN HERE 4 TIMES AND I KEPT FKING YOUR ORDER UP ON PURPOSE💀💀💀 I CANT STOP LAUGHINGDNBCNF

#LIKE IT WOULDNT BE THIS FUNNY IF I HADNT REPEATEDLY MESSED UP HIS ORDER KDJFKD #btch this shop has quality control problems and the baker is out to get u #and ur still coming back for more...#and even want them to come to the republic...#hes in love w me theres no other explanation /J #OK FOR CONTEXT THE REASON I KEPT MESSING UP IS BC I WANTED TO SEE HIS EXTRA DIALOGUE CKDBD #i wanted to annoy him <3 #and the reason i wanted to mess the last one up is HIS ORDER SOUNDED GROSS I WANTED HIM TO ORDER A DIFF ONE #(i also wanted to see if hed give me 4 stars so i put 1 less jelly than he asked)#BUT IT WORKED... HE LOVED IT... 💀💀💀#ive concluded that clotted has terrible taste #and a sugar addiction #and hes too nice and forgiving 😩#also i cant stop laughing at the ''dont be surprised if i come back for more haha''#ENOUGHH #BITCH I AM SURPRISED😭😭😭#im actually gonna miss him im sad he wont be actually back😔#clotted cream cookie #crk

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