#LITERALLY WHAT EXPLANATION MAKES THIS PLATONIC. THROWING YOURSELF TO THE FLOOR AND CRADLING YOUR BFF'S HEAD IN YOUR ARMS... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

everybodyknows-everybodydies · 2 years

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literally WHY was this necessary except to target me specifically I mean

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP PASSES OUT ABRUPTLY BC HIS PAIN THRESHOLD IS APPARENTLY SUPER LOW AND HER RESPONSE IS?? TO????? TENDERLY CRADLE HIS HEAD?????????? WHILE HE’S UNCONSCIOUS???????

I hate that he has a frickin kidney stone here but it’s also the best part bc you know he wakes up like an hour later with no clue what happened except “I FAINTED FROM A KIDNEY STONE, THE LEAST ROMANTIC THING IN THE WORLD, IN FRONT OF LIZZIE, AND NOBODY STOPPED ME” and nobody knows how to tell him she uh. she reacted like this. (Shirley definitely holds onto it like the “shock your boss into flabbergasted silence so he can’t deny your vacation request” ticket it absolutely is)

meanwhile Peter just steps casually over his unconscious body like “finally” and you know what he’s the most valid of all for it

#Mouse talks!#brotp: I'll be there #I have to make myself forget this scene exists most of the time or I just lose it #LITERALLY WHAT EXPLANATION MAKES THIS PLATONIC. THROWING YOURSELF TO THE FLOOR AND CRADLING YOUR BFF'S HEAD IN YOUR ARMS...#someone tranquilizer dart me I'm foaming at the mouth WAS THIS NECESSARY MISS CORDAY NO IT WAS NOT AND NOW I'M DEAD YOU'VE KILLED ME DEAD #(...but also hahahahaaaaaaaaa don't think about what it means that he has a relatively low pain threshold when it comes time for choppers)#anyway hello I was having this thought chain very aggressively at 5am the other night and am STILL THINKING ABOUT IT #INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING #SO HERE WE ARE

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