#LOOK AT MY BOY HES ASLEEB

[boywizard]

The Eeper, 2024, Digital Photograph.

[notsuspishyatall]

gimmie Logan 'I must drink x amount of water per day' Sanders as a chronic bed wetter. what does he do about it? what does his partner(s)/the others do about it? is he humiliated? embarrassed? exhausted? ~ El

ujkdfjkdslfjk EL U SPOIL MEH

Okay but listen. He’s never really been good at the whole “wake up in time to go pee” thing so its either wake up soaked or wake up midstream and it just… is easier to finish in bed jkslfgjkfldgjlkdf and the fact that he’s paranoid abt being dehydrated and constantly trying to make sure he drinks enough water every day doesn’t help matters.

its fine when he’s on his own (he actually had his own room for his first two years of college), and he honestly considered getting something to deal with it (beside the mattress protector bc he really didn’t want to ruin the mattress) but he was on his own! It didn’t matter!

Except now his bf Roman is asking him to move in and he doesn’t wanna say no but he also is sooooo scared! Bc Ro lives with three other ppl and how is he gonna hide it from all of them???? So yah he spends a few days panicking with each box he packs and then he’s moving in and… oh no.

“W-why is there only one bed?” Logan asks dumbly.

“Why do you think?” Roman practically purrs. And oh boi. Now he’s even more nervous. And Roman gets him tipsy and they end up doing the fucc to christen the bed (”You’ve had this bed as long as I’ve known you Roman.” “SHUT UP AND PUT UR DICC IN ME LOGAN!” *Cue moans and Patton handing Dee ten bucks*).

So yah and Logan tries to drag himself out of bed to use the bathroom and put pants on and Roman is pouting but pulls his boyfriend close and Lo is too stressed/worn out to protest or even think (Ro is v good at what he does ;) wink wonk) and before he knows it he’s spooning Roman and fast asleeb and all is well right?

WRONG. He wakes up to Roman screeching and really that should have been his first clue but he’s still a weeeeeee bit sleeby and a tad on an ecstasy hangover (Ignore me if that’s a thing I has never done the fucc b4) and it takes him a minute to figure out it happened. Of course it did, why WOULDN’T it happen?! And now he’s red and teary and sprints past Ro and even Pat got up at the noise and locks himself in the bathroom. So much for having a boyfriend and a place to live.

That’s when he hears a soft knock. “Logan?” It’s Dee. he doesn’t sound repulsed, which is a start Logan supposes. He hesitantly pokes his head out of the door, wiping roughly at his face (in the upset he forgot his glasses, which Dee thankfully has). “It’s okay. Um. Get in the shower and I’ll bring you some clothes and then maybe we could talk? We’re not kicking you out or anything bad I swear.” Logan nods, doing what he was told and finds some clean clothes waiting for him when he gets out.

He exits the bathroom to see Dee leaning against the wall, a sweatshirt at least three sizes too big hanging on his body. He follows the younger male into his room and sits on the corner of the bed when he hears a familiar crinkling. He looks up at Dee in shock.

“You’re not the only one,” He says softly. “I dunno why yours is. But uh, mine is part trauma and part…. my stupid body reacting to meds and junk.”

“Is Roman upset?”

“Nah, he just wasn’t expecting it. He hasn’t had it happen since I moved in and fell asleep on his lap while we were all watching movies. Um. But we do kinda just… I wear protection to bed at night. To like, make things easier on everyone. And um. If yours is like, a regular thing… I can share.” Logan is kinda taken aback by the offer.

“C-can I think on it?” He asks. Dee nods, and shoos him out of the room, where he finds Roman waiting, crushing his boyf to his chest. They hug and smooch it out and Roman gives a very dramatic apology and then all is right as rain. and at least now Logan isn’t alone in this and hey, Dee’s lil offer stays (mostly) between the two of them! :D