#LifeIsAJobInterview

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What If Life Is Just One Long Job Interview for the Afterlife?👻

A Horrifying Theory on Why Bad Things Keep Happening to Good People

Let’s be real—life makes no f*cking sense. Good people get dragged through hell, while complete human dumpster fires live in luxury, scamming their way to yachts and private islands.

But what if that’s the whole point?

What if life isn’t just a chaotic mess, but actually one long, grueling job interview to determine whether you’re getting “hired” into the afterlife?

Yeah. Buckle up. This theory is about to make everything way worse.

📄 Step 1: Congrats, You’ve Been Shortlisted for an Unpaid Eternity 🎉

Welcome to existence! You didn’t apply for this. You didn’t agree to this. But guess what? You’re in the running whether you like it or not.

From the moment you’re born, you’re tested. Not just on the obvious stuff—morality, kindness, intelligence—but on your ability to endure absolute f*ckery.

And much like a terrible corporate job interview, you weren’t given any instructions.

What’s the criteria? No clue.

Who’s doing the hiring? God? Aliens? Some celestial HR department?

What’s the position? We still don’t know, but apparently, it involves “proving yourself” endlessly.

💀 Step 2: Your Resume is Just One Long List of Suffering

Think about it—struggle is the ultimate qualification.

Want to be seen as “strong?” You better suffer first.

Want wisdom? Better go through some trauma.

Want to be a “good person?” You better get f*cked over and not become bitter.

Meanwhile, the absolute worst people in society? The ones who treat others like garbage and somehow thrive? They’re not even in the running anymore.

They already failed the interview.

Earth is just their severance package.

So if life keeps handing you back-to-back bullsh*t, congratulations! You’re still a candidate.

☠️ Step 3: The “Unpaid Internship” Phase (a.k.a. Why Everything Feels Unfair as F*ck)

You ever notice how some people just coast through life effortlessly?

Trust-fund babies? Not even in the process.

Mediocre billionaires? Already rejected.

People who somehow keep failing upwards? Yeah, their application’s been shredded.

Meanwhile, you’re in the trenches, grinding through never-ending lessons in patience, disappointment, and character development.

Why?

Because this is the unpaid internship phase of eternity.

No benefits.

No clear goal.

Just endless hoops to jump through in the hopes that, at some point, you get “hired” into whatever the f*ck comes next.

🚪 Step 4: The Final Interview (a.k.a. Death)

After all the tests, heartbreak, and suffering, you die.

This is the moment of truth. The celestial hiring manager reviews your life choices, moral compass, and ability to suffer with dignity.

Then? They decide:

✅ Do you get hired? (a.k.a. Good Afterlife?) 🔄 Do you get reincarnated and sent back to try again? (Fck.*) 👻 Do you get ghosted entirely and left in limbo? (Oops, no eternal job for you.)

Or, worse…

What if there was never a job to begin with?

📺 Step 5: What If This Was Just a Cosmic Reality Show?

What if all of this suffering, all of these “tests”—were just for entertainment?

They throw random obstacles at you for drama.

They set up toxic relationships to see if you’ll leave.

They make sure you experience both hope and despair—just for the plot.

And then, when you die?

They just start a new season.

🤔 So What’s the Play Here?

If life is one long job interview for the afterlife, you have two options:

1. Play Along & Try to "Win"

Be a decent person, even when it sucks.

Keep suffering and pretending it’s for a reason.

Hopefully, get “hired” into the good afterlife.

2. Say ‘F*ck It’ & Stop Playing the Game

Reject the suffering = meaning equation.

Find joy in the little things, because maybe this is all we get.

Do whatever makes you happy, because the rules were never clear anyway.

Maybe the trick is realizing the whole hiring process is a scam and just enjoying the ride before they pull the plug.

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