Clone Wars Episode 20
Innocents of Ryloth
Oh no it’s a two-parter
Writers,
You have struggled to make
one normal part
Episode of
above
Mediocre
Quality
-One-
To
Date,
You’re
Not-
[not sure ‘skilled
enough’ is the
Correct term,
but I-
Don’t
Have
Faith
you
Can
Do
This
Well-]
Just
No-
And it’s called “Innocents of Ryloth,”
Oh no
Might as
well get this
out-of-the-way;
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
With my subsequent rage out of the way;
Before
we get
into the
episode;
Let’s
Get
into
it!
The cost of war can never
be truly accounted for
.............Okay?
Okay...
[Aight,
don’t
remind
me
of
last
episode
That’s
not
something
you
should
refer
to
with
any
fondness...
Anyway...
Basic
Recap
Over.
[Though
They
Do
Have
Obi-wan
and
Mace
Windu
Work
Ing
Together]
The
Jedi’s
Second
ranked
(Highest)
Jedi
Master
With
what
seems
to
be
the
Lowest
(Besides
Anakin,
Who
Doesn’t
Count
As
a
Master)
I
can’t
Imagine
He’s
Kind
Based
On
What
He
-
Enabl-
Going
on
-
With
the
episodes;
-
With Obi-Wan
and
Windu talking
Obi-Wan
acting
semi adult
-
Almost to
the point
Of
A
Real
One...
.
Anyway
...
Windu
Being
Semi-
Encouraging
—-
And
Focus
-ed
—
Natives
-
He’s
Not
Rolli
-ng
His
Eyes
—
App
arently
-
Not
- -
Very
-
Slow
-
De
s c-
en
d-
-
Okay
-
What-ever
-
Alright
-
Clouds!
-
Oh
-
Now
-
Here-
-
These droids seem
-relatively
-Sandy-
Like they don’t
have as much color
-
Also
-
That
-
Dude’s
-
Just lay
- ing back chilling
-
With
- -
Holo-
Gram-
- - -
You must not
allow
- -
Dude he’s
rocked up in a cozy chair...
I just
don’t think he’s going to be that much help
(Just
A
Thought)
Also how did your last
in superior go
after you said
that?
Fair enough
correlation
Is
Not
Cau-
sation
(And the last guy
apparently did make it out in an
escape pod!)
- -
Proton
- -
Cannon
Dear
God
I know he’s a robot
But mG is he
Dry,
Like the Desert!
“On
your
Cannon,”
Then he might
be screwed
-
Because initiative is the
only
Strength
Humanity
happens
to
have
Over
Robotics;
And
why
children
surviving
any
sort
of
robot
attack;
Is
debatable
On one
hand;
They’re trained with a laser sword
So, that
Might
Work
But anybody trying to just yeet the
fecker
(Or have any initiative
Beyond cannon fodder,)
Might kill
Them
(Because the
whole point
Of ro
botic
Exercises
Is
To
Think
Around
Some-thing
With
Semi-sentient
Reasoning-
With-out
Hurting
A
Sentient
—-
And
going
against
something
you
can’t
physically
overwhelm
. .
Normally.
. .
Children
...
Can’t...
Do
That
...
With
that
lesson
in
robotics
over
...
Dude
is
willing
to
kill
a
bitch
(I-
don’t
like
this
Roomba-
-
(It’s
terri
fying!
-
Good
job
writers-
No
I
don’t
think
I’m
supposed
to
be
more
scared
of
him
then
your
primary
antagonist
. . .
Aight
I mean
They’re
Adults.
.
They
can take care of them selves
(Though
that
was
admittedly
part
of
the
mission)
-
Okay,
Whelp,
That’s not
-
ominous
Nope-
Not at
All-
Okay
-
Here..
To
prove that
you’re not completely
useless
to the
Jedi Council
. .
We came to
aid the
Twileks
. .
We came to
enable the
Abusers!
(And
neglecters,
No
Stretch,)
Aight
...
Okay
. .
Destroy
their
home
. .
You fucked it up so
severely
i’m surprised there isn’t a warning on the
aid packet;
May destroy
your home (Ca
-ution!)
Cody
Dude whenever has Cody
been
characterized
as such?
you
two
(You
and
Anakin)
had
a
snipe
contest
Not
To
Long
Ago
. . .
About
how
Rex
was
more
likely
to
be
the
berserker
...
And
yeah
he is
....
Time has shown
he’s willing to
escalate
the situation
at every point.
So why are you riding
Cody‘s coattails for?
Oh no
he’s just telling Cody to give
the instructions...
“No rockets or
Detonators,”
The whole league
of
machine gun guys:
Awwww
(Sadly
packs
away
artillery
Rex;
(Some-where);
Lam-e!
(Continuing
on
with
the
(actual)
story;
Check
your
aim,
that
one
guy;
He had
Five fecking guns
(And he’s clearly
trying)
Oh
he’s
the
(designated)
complainer
for
this
episode
Ado
-rable
How
long
till
he
commits
war
crimes?
Oh
he’s
already
racist
And
plotting
murder
Oh
this
is
going
to
be
a
fun
episode
(Ser-
iously
how
did
the
guy
end
up
on
the
rule
abiding
squad?
Shouldn’t
he
be
on
Anakin’s
team? )
Enemy
Is
in
range...
Slightly
less
genocidal
Roomba
. . .
Is
helpful
. . .
Whelp
. . .
Shit
..
That’s
great
. . .
Shouldn’t
they
retreat
. . .
out
of
range
. .
To
a
safer
altitude
level
Or end
up like
that guy?
[least it
isn’t anakin
fucking up
this time.]
. .
Move!
Give
an
order!
[seriously?
Was
no
one
watching
that?
No
Shit!
Oh
no
they
pissed
off
Windu!
First
bitching
at
Kenobi
[Fair
Fair,]
Just thought
he’d do
more than
that
Being
second
in
command
and
the
second
most
“powerful”
Take
out
those
guns
Do
your
fecking
job
Kenobi
[Master
-Windu
- At
some point
Kenobi’s
like adult
voice time
“Pull back,”
Windu; I-
Return-
ing to the
actual story
Alright,
Well,
Feck
(Hope
they’re
okay)
Challenge
Dude
someone
just
got
shot
down
you
dip shit
Hyping up = last thing
you should be doing
First thing;
checking up on those guys!
Like
Seriously;
Are
they
ok?
Two
Ships-
....
No
Rein
-force
Ments-
Well,
that
sucks!
“here we go again,”
Ha-ha, hah!
That
is
the only
correct
reaction
to
Kenobi
(I feel bad for his men
but there was no other reaction to the
lay-about trash fire
that is
Kenobi
Good
for
them
for
having
some
humor
about
the
situation
Bad
for
them
for
enabling
(the trash fire)
and
staying
inside
(the)
toxic
situation
Whelp only one ship left
No point in landing out of their
aim
No Obi-Wan
had to land right on it
And for his
dramatics
those men had to
die
(Good job
Kenobi)
Transports
(Gunships)
Ship
One
Ship
(Good
job
Kenobi!)
“Just
as
I
calculated,”
Okay,
that
was
actually
kinda
funny
Right,
Okay
Predators
Subtle
there’s
always
a
bigger
fish
Okay,
Some
One
Else
Sur
vived!
[A
Damn
miracle]
- -
Running
- -
Running
- -
Running
... into the
Forest!
(Off
they
go)
That’s
Big
Oh
no
the
babies
(Again
I
don’t
really
give
a
shit
for
the
adults)
They
can
get
out
of
this)
Holy
-
That’s
some
big
guns
-
And
they
can
-
move!
-
Well
fuck
Some
one’s
clearly
winning
the
arms
race
-
And
it’s
clearly
not
General
“No
explosives,”
Kenobi
Or the ,
”clones
don’t
have
the
necessary
equipment
to
take
down
a
tank,”
Republic
Okay,
Prepare
for
their
ground
assault,
Right
Aight
—-
Okay
Movement
Aww,
They talk
when
he
isn’t
around
Also,
did
they
not-
Communication
is
key
If they did
the Jedi would be surrounded
and dead
by now
They actually did find
some thing instead of making them
the butt of the joke
Good
job
writers,
you
wrote
smart
side
characters/
Minions,
Whelp
Hey the clones
are actually doing
something useful
They
haven’t
had
a
chance
in
a
while
Good
on
them
Not
for
enabling
the
military
complex
But
at
least
for
doing
their
job
competently
“Go,
Go,
Go,”
You
shouldn’t
be
encouraging
this
Cover
is
your
friend,
Cody
It’s
not
Obi-wan’s
Completely
one-
sided
His
hatred
of
it
The flipping light saber things shouldn’t make them
immortal
You need some limits
movie
It
causing
noticeable
physical
exhaustion
It
requiring
extreme
focus
That
move
is
too
over
powered
(And while humans are space orcs
we do have some instances
we can’t survive)
(Depending on
willingness
and
skill
of
healer)
The
vacuum
of
space,
Surprise
Murder,
Anything
from
the
higher
tier
list
(Deserts,
Frozen
Waste
Lands,
Metal
(Depending
on
efficientness
of
healer)
Glass,
Poison
Flowers
(Etc)
And including whatever shooting out of the guns which I’m certain is on the higher tier
Note;
also this only applies to things that are “Surprise”
As,
if you can see it coming,
You can
use your abilities
To manipulate
the environment
And
Get out the way
My Crits
regarding
“Them
not
surviving
this,”
Are
mostly
they
decide
to
play
Death Tag
And
the
Force
being
synonymous
with
subjective
accountability
Protec.
Point being; they survive this
Also they’re focusing
a lot on Cody right now
Is he going to get
shot?
Whelp
Someone
died
“The banker is going to be a problem general,”
Yeah...
“Leave the bunker to me,”
I’ll do nothing about it
“Bringing your troopers
at my signal,”
Great
idea
“You two wanted of action,”
No they wanted a
smooth mission
This is
gaslighting
Obi-Wan
Only
one of them
is a war criminal
(In the
making)
And
he
wanted
to
blow
things
up
(Nothing
like
you
said)
“Follow
me,”
‘Well
damn,
that’s
an
order,
whether
or
not
it’s
true...
Okay,
Whelp
Abandoning
their
squad
clearly
won’t
change
any
of
their
choreography
(Or
movement
patterns)
....
Okay
....
Alright
Let’s take
them out
Now
Whelp
Also now they have explosives...
Okay,
We only see them when they
don’t need the Jedi to make a cool moment
But...
Okay
Help
Hey
they
managed
So did you not just say no
explosives?
Like I thought that was a whole thing
right before...
Dear God...
the one time you shouldn’t use explosives
And Obi-Wan
can handle the situation
He decides to put
innocents in danger
There are “innocents” behind that wall
*how much
is dependent
We did
hear a baby
cry though
Oh it’s electric
Ok, never mind
proceed
(Though that could’ve
gotten someone)
Jedi
Cheating
Good
Job
Also,
what’s with that
bell noise?
It’s not
wrong,
Just
a
little
weird
(For
an
electric
noise)
“Covered
Us,”
Kinda
Obi-won
did
help
-
Alright
-
Cool
-
Ass-kickin
“Outer
Defenses,”
Good
communication
Overrun
the
village perimeter
That’s...
a lot of initiative,
for a bot
I mean...
Find
out
how
the
Jedi
plan
to
attack
- -
Nice
Roger
...
Roger
Good
For
Him
Stealth
Expert
Smoke
Whelp
what’s
going
on
there?
Also part of the wall is a
secure
The
others
might
not
be
aware
But it’s good to keep
subtlety
We
didn’t
see
them
take
on
that
whole
wall
Are
we
moving
onto
the
Guns,
-
Which
And
Where
Droids
have
in
store
for
us
Irony!
Best
man
—-
Fair
*Also
does
this
mean
the
commanding
droid
thought
those
were
two
of
his
best?
Cause
Awww
“Scout,”
Double
Irony!
Dramatic
irony?
I think
so
“Boil,
Waxer!”
Fair?
(Why is there a
war criminal
On squad,
Again?
Best
Cocky
sons-
Oh
Good
for
those
guys
Aight
...
Whelp
Okay,
Whelp
Yeah
In-habitants
This
isn’t
a
city
but
all
right
-
Where
are
they?
Pro
-bably
That
(Or
the
droids...”
You
two
split
up
Great splitting
-up
(O’6-
Oh he didn’t tell the other guys
that
Trust?
Yes
sir
Ob
edience
Neat
Glad they told their names at the beginning of the
section
Is a bit
hard
In the
ar-mor-
-Creepy
Weren’t you the one down to like
nuke everything?
Like, you should be used to
ruins
Think they killed all of
them
Oh sorry might’ve
gotten them
messed up
“Homes,”
Which one
is the war criminal
again?
Because that kind of
characterization
just kinda dropped
With both being
semi-
curious
(Maybe
he got the fight
out of a system?)
Unlikely..
....
Had a
what...
Okay, pretty sure that’s
him
Huh..
Choice
That’s bullshit
the adults at least had a choice
Enabling a war
Is a
choice
Okay
....
Aight
Getting back
to the plot relevant stuff
Aight
They’re
very good at hiding
Looks like
clone helmets stacked on the trash
Not necessary
suspicious
Okay...
Whelp
Neat..
Nice
Whelp
Surprised they found something
ahead of the scout
Team
But it
happens
Also
that
Guy’s
name
is
Woolly
...
Inter
esting
name
Is
All
Whelp
. . .
Shit..
That’s
a
tank
Heck
....
Whelp
Wait
Twi’leks
Survivors
....
Hostage
Inte
rest
Ing
Odd
“We have to report
this,”
Good
Idea
Whelp
There’s
a
thing
Inter
esting-
Aight
What
-ever
Is there a more
fuck you way to message?
It’s glowing.!
Also good for the droids for getting one
win
It’s small
surmountable
details that make this work
Shields
Windu
Why...
...
Impossible...
Don’t spell your whole
entire plan
Kenobi
Plan...
No
...
Okay,
Just general
stuff
Also “You have faith in general Kenobi,”
No
you
don’t
No one
does
(Man is a dump
-ster
fire
So
we’ve
seen
....
Everything
we
have
You’re making it too easy for them
Kenobi
General
Kenobi
The
Dumpster
fire
“Deceptive
maneuver,”
Laying around and maybe
pulling something out of his ass,
last minute
Roger
....
Roger
Download his
file
“ wow there’s
nothing here-”
And all my jokes, that file is going to be the death of
this guy
The Files bought the last
guy in
Maybe it speaks for whatever kind of guy
Watton-boar is
That,
that’s how he demands leader ship.
Which isn’t a bad
idea...
.... By assumed authority
standards
Aka, they are going to get their ass kicked
either way
Right,
Oh things
are happening over here,
Right,
Okay
Right-
Kay
Aww, it’s a BAAABY
(In a war zone)
And those or authority claimers
(Both now and
by the end of the story)
Oh no
authors
What’re
you
doing
to
my
heart
...
Girl
...
Fair
That is kind of the numb
emotionless expression I was going
for
Maybe
less
nervousness?
But that could just be
natural response to pressure
It’s possible
And alright
so far
[not Ahsoka
levels]
And
pretty
passable
...
Whoa
whoa
whoa
Also
I
think
this
is
a
good
time
to
address;
The
Moving
Of
An
Under
Duress
Generation;
The
order
typically
goes;
1. Create
a safe base
for
the
child
to
permanently
habitat
(Till
22)
2. Move
child
As they don’t have a safe place
to move the child (where it
won’t be in danger of over-involvement of
either kind
Waxer/Boil
(Is tech
nically correct
with his
hesitance)
Un-
fortunately
the
best
situation
here
is
very
likely
to
leave
the
child
Well it’s very
unfortunate
And
I
won’t
even
try
to
sugarcoat
it
They are just not in the
condition, where
they can taking in
a child
Without
causing it further
harm
And
that
——
has
to
be
acknowledged
...
And
accepted
....
For
the
time
being
Anything
.....
...
Something
It’s
an
unfortunate
circumstance
...
The
best
thing
you
can
do
is
fix
the
world
. And come back
for
them
* If you
remember
“Take her
with us,”
Slow
us
down
Or get
kil-led
*She
ducked away from loud voices
I am mildly concer
n
ed
“look she’s afraid of us,”
Yeah,
Also,
“Afraid,”.
Not so
much,
More so
she’s been
ordered
to do that
Children
aren’t aware of
self
So, they aren’t capable of fear
*Or
Em
-otions
Quick,
Hide,
It’s good
logic
Her
parents
(Enablers)
Wouldn’t
tell her to hide
from other people
Likely told
only to come out
if she saw people
“Heard
People,”
Or avoid the ones with
guns
Both would explain
the behavior
Whelp
That’s
Good
Recon
.....
Movie
“Her
here,”
Ouch-
Fine we’ll take her
Armed
“Ow,”
Her parents
must’ve
ordered
Surprisingly
they
did
get
that
scene
right,
There was no
malician
Just orders
“Scarying
Her,”
Activat-ing
flee
orders
Droids
No-
more so
an order
about the
gun
There
we
go
-
human
You
can
see
the
connection
- -
The
Eyes
- -
Slight
Change
Half
Starved
Child-
Can’t
get
food
for
Them
-selves
Rely
ing
fully
on
society
for
the
appropriate
food
for
their
development
And those
that require they use that food
(For matters
other than their own
development)
Make
it
a
close
neck
and
neck
for
survival,
develop
-ment
stalled,
And
Deb
at
-able
Sur
-viv
al
-More
than
it
should
be
Does
she
even
eat
that?
(I don’t
think
that’s
the
proper
nutrition
based
on
Omni-)
Food
is
food
in
that
situation
(Already
established
they
can’t
currently
do
better)
Ob-
-ject
ive-
bett
-er
ment
Is
Poss
-ible-
Eat
-
Don’t
take
food
from
strangers
(Minus)
Aight
Hey it is that
guy
Nice
But
Toxic
(Generation toxic rules, don’t apply to new generations
So long as you fix everything,
It’s considered
even)
OY,
Snarker
Nara,
Nara
Oof,
Generation
-al
Region
-al
Language
-Diff
erences
“Waxer,”
Dude
if you’re going to be
fixing the problem
what’s the point of her
learning
your names?
Nara,
Nara
You made a friend
That’s a child
[You make friends with people
in your generation And
(Maybe) some
-one with repeat amb
-ition over the
age-]
This is neither
Mission
Accomplished
Dude is
bitter
Go
Come
On
You’ve
only
been
with
her
for
a
few
minutes
It takes longer than that for you to become
her new authority
And she might not have orders that
specific
[Odd]
Want
to
Go
CHILD!
(I’ve
already
covered
that
children
can’t
want)
Monster
was
fine
Well
scavenging for food
But that’s gonna
run out...
She looks like he’s going to
follow
There
she
goes
Oh
conflicting
orders
(Not
necessary
would
make
a
sound)
?
...
Okay
Hi
Adults
let
this
happen
......
Cute
Relationships
(Even if
they are
enablers)
Relatively
Enablers
...
This
Guy
..
Light
ing
. .
Creatures
Ready
..
Oof
Heck
Nope
Frick...
..in
Nope
“Attack
us,”
You’
re
Made
Of
Metal
(Cooper
and all that
stuff
but still)
“ I need a test,”
“ I need to verify
my theory,”
Oof
The Battle
roomba!
(He kind of
deserved it...)
They
are
a
part
of
the
military
complex
I
can’t
feel
bad
for
that
Woof
Organic
Meat
Less brutal
than intended
(Or I
thought!)
Well that’s a relief
Don’t sass
him
It will not be for the
clones
Brutal
Mate,
Generous supply
Oof
Okay,
Alright
Oh,
(Gestures)
Aight,
Family
Probably
Dead...
Or...
Enablers
(Really doesn’t
get much better
for her)
Hopefully,
she’ll survive
this mess
Un-likely
Also, that’s a
change of tone
I’ll
allow
it
Focus
forward
mate
Forward
is where
the problem’s
are
Whelp,
Okay
“what
happens
to
her?”
Nothing
good
After
we
leave
Either
starvation
Or..
Don’t get any
ideas...
We are not
taking her with us
You were ok with
this
five seconds
ago
Oh so yeah you
don’t really want her around
Grooming Kenobi
...
She’s
Gone...
Biter..
Oof
There
A
“follow
From
Behind
Cover
+
Don’t
let
anyone
see
you
+
Unless
your
living,
non-armed
rescuers
look
for
you,”
Sensible
Orders
Boop
[Do not
boop
children]
In
Front
From
behind
cover
Nera,
Nera,
Aight
Run
Recon
Droid
Oh
No
Droids
get
her
Fair
Point
.....
Whelp
Alive...
Oof
Darn
if
I
know
why
Aight
Reasonably
fast
bean
[Child]
Woop
Last
dude
is
a
show
off
Whelp
Correct
reaction
-
perfectly
neutral
Going-
Some-where
ordered
Cover
Perfect
Ordered
Hand
In
Front
Of
Mouth
Rescuers
looking
Peeking
out
Good
Job
Order
Resume...
Feel
Sad...
Okay
Wait
Miners?
*Binders
Correct
reaction
*To that
state
ment
Feel
Sad
Bring
Them
Narrow
eyes
Be
Sad
Walk
Doing
Following
an ordered
child to
Some
thing
Of
Great
Import
Ance?
Home
Whelp
Oof
This
Was
Her
Home
Oof,
This
has
got
to
be
rough
for
them,
Their
“parents”,
They
were
created
without
any
intention
of
giving
them
unconditional
love,
(Intentions
don’t
matter
but
still)
Groomed
(Pretty
Thoroughly)
Raised
around
thousands
of
others
so
there’s
no
question
of
unconditional,
And
Given
almost
a
direct
order
to
die,
Then
Ena-
Bling
(Neither her nor any of the child characters seem to be
22 so there’s a chance of them redeeming themselves,
(to the younger generation at least)
But I can’t blame
dude here for being bitter
Specifically,
Because
no
one
came
back
for
him
Not to mention the presence of the
younger generations
And what that means he got screwed out of, against his choice, if he wants to be moral
That’s got to be
shit
Moving on;
(Without any
lightness)
All
There
wasn’t
much
to
lose
(If this
is the
situation)
It’s
unpleasant
A Doll
A
squeaky
toy
Feel
Sad
The
Dangers
Of
Loss
...
And
of
harm
to
oneself
(One
I
don’t
cover
for
good
reason)
Rule
of
extreme
severity
(Against
Children)
.....
Feel
sad
+
com
-fort
+
Con
-dit
on
al
Love
(From
ex
per-
ie
nce)
And
Damn
Potent
-
Good
For
You
-
“Find
Comfort
In
Adults,”
-
Order
-
It’s not
gonna
Help
....
Either
a
Sol
-ution
Or
Not
-
Con
dol
ences-
A
Small
Balm,
If
True
A
terrible
insult,
if
false,
Because
only
action
is
a
solution
...
Okay,
Helpful
Oof
In
literal
darkness
...
In
enabling
and
toxicity
Don’t
cry
kid,
we’ll
keep
you
safe,
Not
the
correct
words
The
world
needs
to
be
safe..
I
Promise
That’s
going
to
be
a
dang
hard
promise
...
Find
Com-
.....
You
ever
think
someone
said
something
like
that
to
him?
And then broke
it?
Like a Jedi,
Or one of the older
clones?
Because he does seem
relatively bitter
Would makes
sense
Cute
Providing
safe
harbor
to
feel
emotions
...
Waxer
and
Boil
Aren’t
back
from
scouting
Seriously
is
no one
going
to
notice
that
thing
(I
want
to
get
shot)
(Or
Tricked)
Either
works
That
isn’t
like
them
So
that’s
why
they
weren’t
given
him
a
curfew
- - -
Trans
Miter
—-
They
Care
- - -
About
the
Enablers
- - -
Moving
- - -
No
one’s
going
to
notice
that
....
Move
....
Release
the
beast
. . .
Ok,
Oh
No,
Whelp,
Ouch
Right
- - -
Neat
“What’re
we
going
to
do,”
Fear
of
likely
past
abusers
(Enablers)
And
likely
toxic
peers
This is why you have to do
accountability immediately
-
You start
overthinking
and
internalizing
“Wait how are we going to explain all this”
Ow, Heart
How are we going to explain all this
to the toxic groomer who okay’d this and
enabled both that
And your
Situation
You don’t, you hold the fecker accountable, you send them to the edge
That
is
that
You live a happier life
The
abuser is gone
And every
subsequent generation lives
in the world
at peace
Assuming
you
don’t
fuck
it
up
And
moved
the
child
(Add
itional)
To
a
safe
(Providing)
location
(Healthy)
Everyone
better
for
the
wear
You’re
asking
me?
Someone
has
to
assume
accountability
or
nothing
gets
better
We’ll
tell
him
we
ran
into
a
bit
of
trouble
- -
Worth
A
Try
Yes
it
is
Keep
her
away
from
GROOMER
KENOBI!
(He
Sucks!)
This
will
end
badly
(Yes
hold
him
accountable!)
Whelp
Crud
Gunker
Gunker
Bit
too
much
emotion
but
I’ll
allow
it
Whelp
Kid
never
came
back
here
Orders
See
what
happens
when
we
don’t
follow
orders,
Oh no,
Honey,
sweetie,
no
Get
out
of
here,
Into
the
one-way
building?
Whelp
those
doors
are
steadier
than
assumed
�� Won’t
Give
Up,
You tried the
door
There
you
go
That’s
gonna
piss
it
off
more
Exactly
Whelp
Oof
They
just
had
that
. . . .
In
their
house
Weird
Shot
From
the
girl
to
over
her
shoulder,
to
them
No
realization-
There
you
go
Move
For
Your
Life!
Into
The
Hole
Geez
Heck’in
Nope
Heckin
Run
Heck’in
Stampede
Whelp
Obi-wan
had a moment
there
Whelp,
Yeet
Move!
(What did you
think
shooting guns at them was going to
do?
Fall
Back
Obi-wan
Lightly
Shoots
“The
republic
ground
troops
have
been
routed,”
Hologram
A mere?
That?
Heck?
Offen
sive-
Brutal
Un-
Likely
Statistics
Off
“You
better
be
right,”
Dude
sounds
practically
puny
compared
to
this
thing
now
“I
am
a
droid,”
Dead-
pan
“I’m
always
right,”
Oh,
The
count
says
no
What
are
you
model
____?
Of
your
unit?
Whelp,
Wait,
now
they’re
fighting
these
fuckers?
I
thought
they
were
running
away
from
the
bird
things!
How?
Whelp,
Sucks,
Obi-wan
Show
Ing
Off
Now
he
helps
But
it
makes
sense
No-
That’s
nice
Okay
Well
Whelp
Incred
ible
Quiet,
Rookie
Dick
Move
“Shoot
the
bridge,”
Dick
Move
(Seriously you couldn’t lead them to some of those nice ostrich
feckers?)
Two
problems
at
once
Dick
Move
Now he has
skills
To
show
off
Whelp
Neat
Light
Saber...
Okay
...
Feck
Thought it was a
snake
Can
hear
that
but
not
floaty
obvious
droid
Don’t
Shoot
No
Shit
Okay,
Well
Heck,
No
point
in
sneaking
her
out
the
back
way
. . .
Okay
They
still
salute
after
all
this
bullshit
. . . .
Two
Slackers
Dick
(Toxic)
We
got
sidetracked
The
Droid
idea
was
better
I
think
I
know
what
sidetracked
you
No
Creatures
Numbers
are
thin
Two-
Three
Guys-
(Counting
the
siege)
-Of
the
wall
Prepare
for
their
final
attack
“Hello
little
one,”
Run
Tunnels
He
knows
boomer
(In
every
language)
Optimal
Emotion?
(Too
Much,)
Priso
-ners
Neat
Div
-ersion
Whelp
Good
for
them
Right,
Okay,
...
Whelp
...
Neat
Okay
Right
Okay
Aight
Sucks
to be
that guy
(Unless
he likes
his job)
Then
good
for
him
Aight
Okay,
“Yep,”
“Worst
job
in
the
droid
army,”
Good
For
Him
Whelp
.....
Crud
Oh
That’s-
relatively comedic
What
And
it
just
went
into
overtime
.....
Awww
Also
THEY
LET
HIM
HOLD
THE
CHILD?!
He’s
already
dragging
it
into
danger,
Soon
he’ll
be
giving
it
a
Feckin
light
saber!
Whelp
Hey
there
are
it’s
actual
parents!
‘Obi-won,
No!’
‘Feckin
Damnit!’
Whelp
You
keep
her
here,
Yes hand it back to the
actual responsible adults
(Possibly)
Whelp,
Okay,
Right
That’s
Occur
-ing
-Also
Right
How’s that
gonna-?
Okay-
Right
Good
Bean,
Whoever
-
No
wait he gave her an order
I can’t condone that!
Cute, though
Right,
Leave the kid
there,
on a follow
order..
Right..
Okay
That’s
Happen
-ing
Well
...
Whelp
...
Neat
...
Neat
...
Alright
..
Neat
...
Whelp
.
Okay
...
Yep
...
Aight...
...
Brutal
Some-one’s
trigger-happy
-
Team
work
-
Aight
-
Nice
- - -
Polite
Ness-
- - -
Crud
- - -
Frick’ in
Sucks
Fall back
Good
Idea
- - -
Nice-
Good-
A’ight
These
Guys,
We have a
problem
Wasn’t
two
seconds
ago
-
Jedi
-
Free-ing
-
Pris-
Punch
Es
In
Buttons
-What
-
....
.
Oh
turning around
Aight
. . .
Was
expecting
worse
. . .
How?
Okay
S’up
Numa
‘Hi
enabler.’
There
That
isn’t
happy,
music
. . .
They
allowed
this
to
happen
Come
With
Me!
Screw
the
child!
Whelp,
down
Heck
-ed
Over
Big
Truck
Time
to
run
some
-
Sh*t-
What?!
Okay!
What?!
Neat...
Okay..
Pilot-ing
one of those
gun things!
Cool
Well....
Shit,
Kenobi
Heckin’
Damn
That’s-
That
a
lot of fire
Screw
no explosive rounds!
Whelp
Shit.
Oh yeah
Dude’s just been chilling in a
Tank this whole time
Shit
Feck
Didn’t know
-
They
were
at
the
same
locale-
Hit
Ha!
Enabler, go
smack!
Oh,
No
Aww
Be
Kind
-order
Help
SEE!
Those
enablers
could
defend
them selves!
Yep
Good
Job!
No!
The enabler
can get up himself
[Dramatic
prick ]
Narc!
Ha-ha
Good job Obi-wan, your Narc
got a child killed!
Unbelievable bastard
You
Lose
Narcs
United
strong!
“Does not
compute,”
I thought they’d
enable
my murder of a child
This is out of character!
When enablers stop enabling,
Wars end.
Aight
If you
didn’t
want
her
to
see
war
you
shouldn’t
have
started
one
(Or
dragged
her
Gen
into
it),
And
Contin
ued-
Over-
Involv-
Okay,
Whelp
....
WHOO!
Brutal
(But
Dis-
Er
-v
-ed)
Cool
-
Imperialism
-
Also who told Windu?
-
Or
did
he
decide
if it’s not fixed
when
I
get
down
there, I’m going to make it fix’?
Cause
valid
Aight
Okay
- -
Not
Need
-ed
The
enablers
stopped
enabling
for
a
minute
‘Aww!’
[War
Ended]
Windu
Aight
-
Great
job
getting
rid
of
those
cannons
Idk
We haven’t heard back from those other
three ships worth of guys
Wouldn’t
Hold
Your
Breath
Now we have a more
difficult objective...
Getting Kenobi not to be a
groomer..-
[i’m done making jokes
about that, for
now,]
Capital
There’s a
capital?
Free
This
World
Aww,
Numa’s
Actual
Dad
“See
you
later
little
one,”
Yes,
come
back
and
take
Her
away
from
the
enablers!
[Head
ruffle]
Aight
Numa
“Stay
out
of
trouble,”
She’s
a
child
Orders
“Afraid,”
Children
are
not
capable
of
feeling
fear
—-
“Back”
Good
Right
Oof
That’s
A-
“Brother,”
My Heart-
While Numa obviously doesn’t know this
- the
“Brother,”
Generation
Is used
For an
Older
Generation
Cheap
ened
Out
Of
Child
Birth
-
By
The
Pro-
Duct
Ion
Of
a
“Younger
Gen-”
By
Their
Progenitor
Rule
Breakers-
-
I really liked this episode.
A fact that would probably be helped
If I could get the bittersweet taste of this good
portrayal of child soldiers after last episode
horrendous example
[And the pattern of having one good episode.
After a whole lot of mediocrity
And the fact that the
best episodes are the ones that don’t feature
our main leads
For the episode itself,
I think it was good;
Two criticisms I would have to speak though;
The set up between the scouting team and normal team
seems a little mixed up; it would make more sense for Waxer and Boil, to be on the normal team that split up,
instead
of the
scout team;
Making sense
how they
didn’t find
the information
And I
think they
could’ve gotten
a bit more emotion
out of the clone
characters
(Being former
child soldiers
themselves)
But those are nitpicks bordering on
aesthetic dis
-pleasure
It had an absolutely
chilling villain.
(I’m not sure Wattonboar
is going to be able to follow up on that,
Having less character,
[and how do you follow up on a
mega
lo
maniacal
Robot
Bent on destroying its
enemies with
ruthless efficiency?
It’s like humanity
nightmare 101 ]
But I do wish it
the best of luck
And that it
sticks to similar tone
* without
the concern
ing musical
choices
preferably,”
*Third,
Apologies
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