#Liliane Susewind liveblog

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Did a bird just fall in love with the 10 yo protagonist

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GIRLIES THERES A CANADIAN COUGAR (i think) IN FUCKIGN NAMIBIA HOW HAS IT NOT DIED A HEAT DEATH YET

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Why are the parents so set on shitting on everything that their kids/partners/other family members enjoy???

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girl this 200 page book has the main plot point of the mc getting kidnapped. They got taken away at page 40, im on page 100, theyre literally already free again. Like what’re you planning to do with the next 100 pages

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„My territory is balding“ is objectively the funniest way to describe Autumn.

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First of all we have this beautiful guy, Tiger küssen keine Löwen (Tigers don’t kiss Lions). I’ve technically read most of these books but it’s been ages so I don’t remember that many details? Also I enjoyed the series, so off we go

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:DDDD gay penguins!!

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Everyone chill, the child is disabled not dead

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I love the different „problems“ the penguins have. Like, this is The Asshole, these are The Gays, these are Sensory Overloads 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, and this is The Suicidal One

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Ayyyyyy Granny and the drag queen just became besties

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Did they just resolve the main plot of the book barely half through the book??

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JESAHJAS DAD ISNT EVEN IN THIS BOOK AND HE STILL MANAGES TO BE A DICK

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Orlando is the children‘s book version of a drag queen

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I can‘t believe that they‘re making a dog‘s self-worth because of his looks the first plot line to be introduced in the book.

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„But I‘M the MANAGER!!“ OMG REVERSE KAREN

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Ok girlies its time to start the book with the first lesbian representation i ever saw in a kids book!!